Narrator: There has been a new invention, and it is called flour! Flour is a substance that can be added to random objects, so that it becomes food! Call now while supplies last. That's 1-800-35...

(The TV screen zooms out to show a brother and a sister, sitting side by side and looking at the television.)

Narrator: That was a joke! (The TV screen changes to the Joke Shack logo. The siblings laugh at this.)

Narrator: So come get more jokes just like this at the Joke Shack! Your first joke is free!

(Screen zooms out, showing an old man, looking at the television)

Old man: WHAT!? I was actually excited about this new thing called flour! And then it was just an advertisement for a stupid JOKE SHACK?/! What's the matter with commercials that trick people into thinking they've come up with amazing inventions? I just want some goddamn FLOUR!1!1!one11!

(The old man dies right then, but the screen zooms out to show a mother and her son looking at the screen.)

Mother: Yes, why can't commercials like these be honest at first about what they're advertising? For heaven's sakes, that man died because of it!

(Hungry Jack Pancake Man™ enters the room. He is a large, circular, flour-like figure with a goofy voice.)

Hungry Jack Pancake Man™: Well now it is! With my new invention called "flour," you can entirely satisfy your desire of what the product was that this commercial is actually advertising. Get some flour today to quench your thirst of what this ad was about!

(The screen zooms out, revealing two friends in their teenage years, sitting on a couch and watching the television.)

Teen 1: Man, I wish I was a character in a commercial, and the entire meaning of my existence was, like, to receive a product that makes me happy and shit.

Teen 2: Yeah man, I wish some supernatural character was in our lives to give us precisely what we want, and exactly when we want it.

(Hungry Jack Pancake Man™ enters the room.)

Hungry Jack Pancake Man™: Well now there is, because of the Hungry Jack Pancake Man™! Whatever you want, from a commercial advertising what you want it to, to "just some goddamn flour," and even a brand new dirt bike, you can get from the Hungry Jack Pancake Man™.

Teen 1: How did he kno—

(The screen zooms out, showing the same brother and sister from earlier, looking at the screen.)

Brother: Whoa.

Sister: Just HOW did they get footage of us? And how would they have recorded us laughing?

Brother: That is not important. But speaking of laughter, the Joke Shack is a humorous and fun-filled way to spend your time!

Sister: Let's go to the Joke Shack right now!

Narrator: For more great jokes like this, come on down to the Joke Shack! And remember, your first joke is free!

The Joke Shack, Flour, Teen 1, Teen 2, and Hungry Jack Pancake Man™ himself are all copyright of Hungry Jack Pancake Man™. Don't question it.