Tobi is a Rapper

"I pop up and I grab her like abra kadabra body picture perfect… um I don't know the words." Tobi continued to bob his head to the beat.

"What?"

Tobi turned to look at a very confused Kisame.

"Um Kisame-san guess what."Tobi bounced.

"I don't know and I don't care." Kisame was so ready to run away.

"But Kisame-san it's really good and you could help!"

"I can? Oh I can but Tobi, I believe…I…STRONGLY…believe you need professional help. So I won't." Kisame stated flatly.

"Please help me." Tobi whined his eye that wasn't covered by his mask was sparkling with hope.

"Eww…dude don't look at me like that," Kisame looked at Tobi utterly repulsed.

"I won't stop botherin you till you help me." Tobi pouted well that's what Kisame thought he was doing.

"Egh … Er …Um… Ugh. FINE! FINE! Fine! " Kisame shouted waving his hands in the air.

"Thanks a lot Kisame-san."Tobi jumped gleefully.

"Uh no problem. I guess." Kisame sighed, "What do you need help with?"

"Well Tobi has had an epiphany. You see Tobi wishes TO BE A RAPPER!"

"A what?" Kisame tried not to burst out laughing. No sense crushing the kid's dreams before they were over. Tobi laughed but he didn't even know what for.

"Alright Tobi! OK! I will help you." Kisame's face was next to green with trying not to laugh, but he calmed himself and smirked.

'Only because this will be too good to pass up. It'll be international in half an hour.'