Half-Way: Part Life To Death

Chapter One: At Rabenhome Gordon Froochman was fiting zombies and alient at Rabenhome when he oyut of somewhere he got a fone call from Dr. Kliners. "Gordan Framan! Wen eed youre halp on a secret misson! Hurry ot my own a personal labroties!(Witch was a nice cozzy place and i used to live there but i moves to cali where i have hose galloer!) Then Gordon Freeman jumped into he jolapy from Half-Life 2 Episode two and drove as fast as he could without going over teh speed limit because he was a good citencin and was neverd gotten a speenign tikent in his lif.

Chaper Two: To The Labritory(While Texting with he should nots be doing)
Gordon Freeman drove and derov and derove to the plac where he was saposed to go. When he got there he wakled into the rooms and he was sawing Dr. Kliner and Barney the red nosed raindeer and also Aly Vance who was still kinda bummered over he dads dieing but was happys to saw gordon there tonighte."HAI GORDAN!" Everyone said when the mans waled in."Gordnas, i hasv missen dort you! Teh Noob Queen Ammy Fransico wants us dead becuase we pwn and kill sombies and bad guys from teh game thsat we are in!" Dr. Kliner falt pimp when he said that and walked while he was pulling down has pants.

Chaper Three: Off To Sees the Nub Qhueen!
Ghordan Frrouitman ran as fasts as he culd and waas at teh Noob Queen palace befoaer he knows it. "I HAS COME TO KILLS YOU NOOB QUEEN THT IS JELIOUSE OF US!" Then Gordan was surpise to seen tat the queen was old, lumply, and smelly the Ghroan picked up guns and shot her 500000000 tiem in the stomach and walked backed to Dr. Kliners Laboritorite.

Chaper Foar: Teh Ends Gorhdan Freeman was at labritoies and talkeds to Dr. Kliner. "Gordan i loves you for killings the Noob Queens! Then tey danced and GhHordans makes love to Alyx Vance and then nine months later he finds out he has daughters...

DA ENDS!(or is it?)