Yoki shinai

Disclaimer: I never own Fate/zero, because if I did, the Holy Grail war would just be a plaything (Yeah! Carnival phantasm) and my poor Lancer and Rider wouldn't have died. And one thing? Saber and Gilgamesh would be a reaaaaaalllllyyy cute couple! Gilber FTW! .

A/N: Hey there! It's me again! And I'm in hiatus, but I'll just publish this fic, ! can't stop it desu~~! It's not about DC, though , but all about an epic anime I just watched a few weeks ago, FATE/ZERO! Ok, no need for me to explain its epicness 'cause I have explained it in the tons of sites how I love this anime …I decided to make this because:

I'm a die-hard GilBer fan and I have only seen a few fanfics about them and

I'm on a writing spree, and I can't stop my hands from doing so!

Hope you'll enjoy this!

Warning: This is [AU] and sorry in advance for grammatical mistakes and typos. Next is, no Emiya Shirou! I hate him, no offense :") and lastly, I changed some little info here, like Arturia being a kendo club captain. Given that she's a master swordsman, it's still okay, ne?

It was just another ordinary morning when a limousine stopped by Fate academy (A/N: I know! I just invented this one!). A man in a formal-looking, black suit with a pair of glasses stepped out and opened the vehicle door for his master. Gilgamesh got out. Yes, the Gilgamesh. The proud, cocky, arrogant, but still hot and handsome student of the said academy. As soon as this happened, everyone, mostly girls, stopped what they're doing and crowded over him.

"Please! Give way for the master." The escorts instructed and blocked the crowd from hitting Gilgamesh.

"Gil-sama! Ohayou~!"

"Gil-kun! Marry me~!"

"Gilgamesh-san, I love you~!"

"So much~!"

They went on like that, calling names to him non-stop. Gilgamesh just flashed them his brightest smile. Everything in this man is shining gold. His necklace, rings, an earring on his left ear, his limousine and even he himself is gold. A valuable and precious thing that needs to be taken care of, that is the description of Gilgamesh. He waved his hands like he was the celebrity and they're the paparazzi. At last, he passed the first obstacle in the morning. He sighed; those commoners really don't know their place. He brushed off his uniform to take off some dust from the crowd. He can't afford to go to his room with such haggard appearance. He just wasted his effort in doing so, as a student passed by and tripped. The can of juice that he was holding, landed carelessly on Gil's uniform. Of course, it's now stained with orange color. The boy with glasses scratched his head, unaware of what was happening. He stood up quickly and adjusted his glasses.

"I'm very sorry!" He bowed and when he looked up to see who the person was, he made a big mistake in tripping, after all. "Oh my God… Gil-sama, I'm very so-"

"WHY YOU LOW-LIFE, NERDY MONGREL! YOU EVEN DARE TO ADDRESS ME IN MY NICKNAME? YOU BASTARD! YOU NEED TO PAY WHAT YOUV'E DONE!" some snickered at this while Gilgamesh's head was now full of popping veins; a sign that he's damn serious and angry. He balled his hands into fists and aim for the boy's face. The boy closed his eyes and uttered a short, silent prayer to Kami-sama to help him and his family in the hospital's bills as he knew the outcome of this. It was about to reach into his face, when at the last minute, was blocked by an unbelievably strong force. Everyone turned silent, registering the turn of events. Probably the ones in their mind is 'Who dares oppose Gil-sama?'. The opponent let go of Gilgamesh's fist and looked up. Her blonde locks swayed effortlessly and revealed shining, emerald eyes that represents fierceness. Gilgamesh narrowed his eyes. His opponent is a girl? No way in hell a girl could block an attack like that. It's not gay.

"Is that?"

"No way!"

"Who would've thought?"

"What a surprise! I never thought that the captain of the Kendo club is here to make my morning…. interesting." Gilgamesh exclaimed with glee, acting as if nothing happened, but his mood quickly changed.

"You sure have the guts to oppose me, lady. And worse! You defended that bastard who made a crime that shouldn't be ignored!" he yelled at her face. The girl pointed a finger towards him.

"Don't think so low of other students here, Gilgamesh. Just because you have been favored by the majority, doesn't mean you have the right to hurt others!" She told him… firmly. He raised an eyebrow and touched the girl's chin.

"Oh? Is that so? Aturia, can't you give in on my looks for once? I have been watching you for a while now and you're the only girl that resists in every action that I do." He moved closer. Close enough for Arturia to feel his hot breath. Gilgamesh grinned maliciously. The stared at each other for what seemed like a minute.

"Gilgamesh, don't try to seduce me with just that. You think I would give in? Actually, for your information, you're not worth falling for." She narrowed her eyes, ignoring the awkward position she's in.

"Oh? Let's not try and pretend that you haven't busted boys before. Come on, cutie… I know you do… but don't worry, this is just our little secret…" Arturia could feel his grin as she lowered her gaze to the ground.

"Anata…." She said slowly… and then she punched him…

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She punched him full time on the right side of his face. The crowd gasped at the action made. Even Gilgamesh was taken aback. His eyes widened.

"HELL'S BEEN UNLEASHED! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" a girl shouted. Though, no one followed her. They have been waiting to see what Gilgamesh would do to this tough girl. Somehow, he managed to regain his composure and as he straightened up, he realized that Arturia already walked away. 'What the heck is wrong with that girl?! For punching the king, she shouldn't be left unpunished. But wait, if I would hurt her with everyone's eyes in our attention, my reputation would be damaged. So, I'll just make her suffer slowly in my wrath'. He smiled at the sudden, occurring thought.

"Arturia!" he shouted. The girl turned around with a serious look on her face. She readied her stance, preparing for an attack, albeit, nothing happened.

"I'll definitely make you mine! I can't wait for that loving look on your face when you also come to realize your feelings for me. Ahahahah!" He laughed hysterically. "baka…" Arturia whispered within herself. She turned around again as a sign of leaving, but she heard a low growl from the mob of die-hard Gilgamesh fan girls.

"Of all people Gil-sama would talk, why her?" One complained while crossing arms. "… she should be honored to be able to get close to Gil-kun like that! Ahhh, my dream! "the other touched her cheeks and blushed furiously. With this, Gilgamesh smiled wickedly as he knew that next day, Arturia would regret coming to school and would regret from punching him because she will be so dead…

A/N: yatta! It's finished! Arigatou~ for reading! Uhh.. I'm kinda disappointed with the ending. Usually, my endings are a bit… I don't know… cliffie? Whatever, as long as I'm done.

With the order of the command seal, REVIEW! Or else I'll update longer than usual !