The Griffin family are watching Looney Tunes on the TV in the living room. Peter angrily says "How come we never see Porky Pig's junk? I mean he's smooth as a baby's bottom down there, and yet his jewels are harder to find than a white guys?"

"Peter let me stop you there before you hurt yourself." Brian interjects. "If you were animating a children's cartoon, would you draw genitalia on the characters?"

"Well I wouldn't, but Disney stuck bad stuff into his cartoons for years and look how things turned out for him?" Peter responds.

Cut away to Walt Disney speaking to an animator in his office

"Alright now I think I see the problem… Y'know how you've got all these flaming skulls and dead babies over here? Well they should probably be replaced with kittens and flowers." Disney says, pointing to a drawing board.

Cut back to present

Tom Tucker appears on the television. "We regret to interrupt this World War 2 propaganda with the following report: Mayor West has enforced a Pet Neutering law on all of Quahog. We believe this stems from his phobia of the cat that occasionally appears in background shots of Desperate Housewives."

Brian shouts "Oh no, this is terrible!"

Stewie answers "What the part about the neutering, or the part about Desperate Housewives still being on the air?"

"I'd say they're both pretty awful." Chris responds.

"Yeah I can agree with that." Lois follows.

"Mayor West can't do this!" Brian stands up angrily. "Animals have rights too!"

"Animals have the right to be killed and eaten." Peter states calmly. "Just ask this wallet sized portrait of Ted Nugent I keep in my back pocket." Peter holds the picture up to his mouth and pretends that it's speaking

"I disagree." The picture responds.

"Oh shut up Ted Nugent!" Peter yells at the picture. "You're just jealous because Kirsty Alley lives in my shirt pocket now!" A picture of Kirsty Alley slides out of Peter's pocket and winks at the Ted Nugent picture.

"Well no matter what you think, I'm going to fight this!" Brian says, storming out of the house angrily.

"Is it just me, or does anyone else smell the faint scent of axe body spray every time that guy leaves the room?" Stewie asks nonchalantly.

We see an establishing shot of the Mayors office with a sign that reads "Complaint Department relocated to the dining room at Starbucks".

"I demand to speak to the Mayor!" Brian says, pounding on the front secretary's desk.

The secretary responds "He's in a meeting with his aids at the moment."

Cut away to Mayor West talking to the Trix Rabbit, Count Chocula, and Cap'n Crunch in his office

"So does anyone else know how we can lower city crime?" Mayor West asks.

Count Chocula raises his hand.

"Without killing any Jews." Mayor West adds.

Count Chocula lowers his hand.

Cut back to Brian and the secretary

"Well you tell the Mayor that a tax paying citizen demands to see him!" Brian pounds on the desk. "And then you tell him that the dog of that tax paying citizen is actually the one that wants to see him, because the citizen himself is too busy buying Muppet DVD's on Ebay to care!" Brian pounds his fist on the desk again.

"I'm sorry sir but we have a strict "Three pounds and your out policy" on all of our desks." The secretary states calmly. "Edwardo, Phillipe, please escort our guest to the nearest cornfield and toss him somewhere into it." She says into an intercom. Two well dressed men drag Brian out of the room.

"You can silence me, but you can't silence Twitter!" Brian says as he begins frantically typing into his cell phone.

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2