I don't own Naruto or Shikamaru. These have not been tested due to the Naruto characters habit to avoid me. Don't know why though, I'm not that evil… #Ignores disturbed and tortured to insanity Orochimaru behind me in corner.#
Make him move
Give him alcohol
Give him an energy drink
Give him coffee
Wake him up
Call him a pineapple head
Beat him in a battle of the brains, no matter what
Tell everyone about it while gloating happily
Steal his clothes while he's bathing
Tell Temari about it
Tell everyone about it and that Temari and Shikamaru are dating.
Use a jutsu or bloodline limit to make him fail any tests he wants to pass, or at least not fall asleep in.
Be really random around him
Tell Temari about how you saw him kissing random girl/boy and show pictures as proof
Hurt Asuma (If you value your life don't do this one)
