15 ways to piss off Shikamaru

I don't own Naruto or Shikamaru. These have not been tested due to the Naruto characters habit to avoid me. Don't know why though, I'm not that evil… #Ignores disturbed and tortured to insanity Orochimaru behind me in corner.#

Make him move

Give him alcohol

Give him an energy drink

Give him coffee

Wake him up

Call him a pineapple head

Beat him in a battle of the brains, no matter what

Tell everyone about it while gloating happily

Steal his clothes while he's bathing

Tell Temari about it

Tell everyone about it and that Temari and Shikamaru are dating.

Use a jutsu or bloodline limit to make him fail any tests he wants to pass, or at least not fall asleep in.

Be really random around him

Tell Temari about how you saw him kissing random girl/boy and show pictures as proof

Hurt Asuma (If you value your life don't do this one)