Disclaimer: Total Drama is owned by Fresh TV, Teletoon and Cartoon Network while the Nostalgia Critic is owned by That Guy With The Glasses.
Pairings: As if I'm going to tell you now!
Note: This fanfiction is dedicated to the Kobold Necromancer for inspiring me to write fanfiction and Cragmiteblaster for introducing me to Total Drama in the first place. Also if you want to know what the contestants look like, go to my profile.
Now that we've got that crap out of the way, let's begin.
We cut to a dock to an island in the middle of the lake. Just now a man in his early 30's with a small beard, glasses, black cap, jacket, shoes and pants, white shirt and red necktie walk onto the dock and turned to face the camera.
"Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to," the man greeted calmly, "and we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, located somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. And I'm dropping season one of what set to be the hottest reality show of all time, right now."
The Critic walks across the dock explaining a few things about the game, "Here's the deal. 14 kids from around the globe have signed up to spend 2 weeks at crummy old summer camp. They will have to compete in several challenges against each other then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every evening, one of 2 teams will either win a reward or witness one of its members walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers and leave this hellhole for good."
The Critic appears at the elimination area. "Their fates will be decided here at the dreaded campfire elimination ceremonies where each night all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." The Critic proceeds to eat one of the marshmallows and show off some magazines and a small treasure chest. "In the end, only one camper will win and the last one standing will win some tabloid fame and a small fortune of $100000 which let's face it they'll likely blow in a week.
"To survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears," we then see said bear swatting the flies, "disgusting camp food," we then see a bowl of maggots, one of which says, "Hey now," and the Critic finishes off with, "and each other."
The Critic reappears on the Dock of Shame to utter some final words, "Every moment will be caught on the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on Total Drama Tween Island!
(Theme song; I wanna be famous)
The Nostalgia Critic stands on the dock waiting for the contestants. He calmly said to the camera, "Welcome back to Total Drama Tween Island. Now before we begin, let me remind you that this year is 2028; you may now wonder why I'm not an old man. Fair enough and I'll tell you. I was just minding my own business after my show got cancelled when I accidentally fell into a freezing chamber on New Year's Day 2013. I remained there for 15 years then decided to host this show to find something else to do."
The Critic noticed a boat coming his way before continuing, "All right enough of that $#!&, it's time to meet the campers. We told them they'd be staying at some 5-star resort/playground so if they seem a little P.O.'d, that's probably why."
The boat dropped off a 12 year old girl with shoulder-length blonde hair, brown eyes, an orange cap, orange shirt with a yellow star in the middle, yellow shorts and orange shoes with yellow soles. She looks rather miffed.
"Hello, Lauren," greeted the Nostalgia Critic to the girl, "you are the first contestant here."
"Shut up," scoffed Lauren, "I came here to get out of the business of moving house but not if it looks like crap."
"Viewers, this is Lauren from Canada," the Critic said to the camera, "After losing Quebec in a war, Canada annexed the northern United States and Alaska. So sad."
"That's nothing," said Lauren while not changing expression, "you know jack about how I lived. Oh, by the way, call me L. Lauren sounds too girly for me."
"Fine, move over," said the Critic annoyed before brightening up again, "Now let's introduce Nessie of the Caribbean Union, successor to the Confederate States that annexed the entire Caribbean. Sheesh."
Another boat dropped off an 11 year old girl with blonde, braided pigtails, blue eyes, a cowgirl hat, diamond necklace, brown leather jacket, pink tube top that exposes the belly button, orange skirt and maroon boots. That is Nessie and she seems focused on a small gadget.
"Oh hey," said Nessie looking up from her gadget, "I was distracted. You see I was looking for oil with this thing."
"Yeah because lots of people still use it in spite of environmental consequences," said the Critic cynically.
"Well the sad thing is people are moving away from it," Nessie responded before walking next to Lauren.
"Hey I'm L," greeted Lauren while keeping the same miffed expression, "and why don't you wear pants or cover that belly button? It's a disgrace to girls."
"Well I just like wearing it," replied Nessie with a 'matter of factly' expression.
"And now we have our first male contestant, Victor," said the Critic in a cheerful expression, "He is from Quebec which seceded from Canada and annexed the eastern United States. Now be careful, he has a propensity for pranks."
The next boat dropped off a 12 year old Jewish boy with brown hair, brown eyes, orange cap, red shirt, blue jeans and red and white shoes. That is Victor and he is looking quite happy.
"Okay, I'm at summer camp, this is going to be an awesome summer," said Victor in excitement.
"That's cool," the Critic said briefly before putting on a cheeky face, "now do you mind telling us any secrets?"
Victor looked a bit worried but calmly said, "No, of course not."
The Nostalgia Critic disappointed said, "Alright. Go stand near the others I have contestants to introduce."
Victor did as the Critic said and walked over to Nessie and Lauren and said to the both of them, "Bonjour, Mademoiselles. I hope we will have fun on this island."
Nessie was too busy with her little gadget but Lauren said, "Shut up, this place is crap."
"How about we lighten the mood," Victor said before putting his hand out, "Handshake?"
Lauren reluctantly went to shake Victor's hand but what she got was a…
ZAP!
Victor fell down laughing and Lauren was very angry and she shouted, "You idiot! This is why I don't like boys!"
"Oh boy, only 3 contestants and there's already some drama," chuckled the Critic when another boat came, "Oh and we have Mari from North France. For some reason France split in 2: the northern half is democratic and the southern half is a Catholic dictatorship similar to Mussolini."
Mari got off the boat; she was a 10 year old girl with chest length blonde hair, blue eyes, a purple headband with a flower in it, a turquoise, long sleeved shirt with a butterfly and shows a bit of belly, blue long pants and pink Mary-janes and socks. She looks really happy.
"Hi, I'm Mari," she greeted, "I'm sure we'll have a great time here."
The Nostalgia Critic approached the girl and mused, "If you want, I could be your father because you look really nice."
"Oh, I already have a dad," Mari said.
"Oh, alright I'll be your second dad," the Critic proposed.
"No, I'm cool," Mari finished up, mumbled "Creep," and went to the others. There she took notice of Victor and asked, "Who are you?"
"Oh hi, I'm Victor and I'm from Quebec," Victor replied, "Are you ready to have fun?"
Nessie was still distracted and Lauren made a gag expression. Then the Critic said, "Oh I'll give you something to dislike. This next contestant is called Jim from Jamaica, the only Caribbean island to not be in the Union."
Out from the next boat was Jim, a black 13 year old boy with black, stringy hair, brown eyes, a traditional Jamaican hat, a white tank top, blue jeans and green and yellow shoes. He also had a tough build and looked tough to match. Jim approached Mari completely ignoring the Nostalgia Critic and said to her menacingly, "Hey mon. You had better back out because I'm going to win or are you weak?"
Mari was shaking a bit when Victor bravely said, "Leave her alone! What did she ever do to you?"
"It's okay Victor I can take this," Mari said with a hint of courage.
"Well, can you take me on or are you chicken," Jim asked threateningly.
"Well dad told me guys like you are scared of being topped."
"Well your clothes suck."
"Don't worry about that. I have a different outfit every day."
The Critic observed the soft verbal battle between Jim and Mari and said to himself, "Wow, that's a lot of ratings coming in." Then the sixth boat was approaching so the Critic said to the camera, "Now this guy you do not want to go near period, introducing Li Zhang of China, one of 2 candidates of spiritual successor to the Soviet Union."
From the boat emerged Li Zhang, a 12 year old boy with black hair in a braided ponytail, a traditional Chinese cone hat hiding his eyes, a green kung-fu outfit and traditional wooden shoes. He also wielded a wooden staff for defense.
Li Zhang sighed and said nonchalantly, "Look at this. There are humans here."
"Well duh there are and there will be more," said the Nostalgia Critic matter-of-factly, "but we're often referred to as people, why call us just humans?"
"Because I am above you beasts," Li Zhang said cynically and half-arrogantly, "Now do yourself a favour and stay away from me."
"Oh no you don't," said the Critic sternly, "until the merge at around halfway this is a team game so I expect you to behave yourself or you'll never win the grand prize."
"Fine, I may cooperate when you really need me," Li Zhang said not smiling one bit, "but do not expect me to socialise with anyone." So he walks over to the far end of the Dock of Shame away from everyone else.
Victor naively decided to attempt socialisation with Li Zhang. "Bonjour Monsieur I am Victor," Victor said but Li Zhang refused to say anything and knocked down Victor with his stick just like that.
"Oh tough guy huh," Lauren confidently as she approached Li Zhang, "well let's see how you fare with me." Lauren attempted to punch Li Zhang but the Chinese boy just blocked it and pushed her away.
"Oh mon, you both suck," laughed Jim at Victor and Lauren's misfortune. All Lauren could say in response was, "Shut up."
"Wow, that is anti-social behaviour to the max," commented the Critic just as the seventh ship came by. Then the Critic said to the camera, "Oh well, at least Nickolas from Greater California is more sociable. After Uncle Sam died, the Walt Disney Company took over this western region. How does he get by while being a DC fan?"
Sure enough, from the boat came Nickolas, an 11 year old overweight boy with dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, a Superman shirt, red pants, Batman shoes and a Green Lantern ring on his right middle finger.
"Hey look a fat kid," Jim laughed in an effort to insult Nickolas.
"I do admit I want to be thin," Nickolas calmly said before cheering up again, "But that aside, I think this will be a fun experience. At least here I'm free to talk in public."
"Yes, I think we can agree that the Walt Disney Company dislikes political opposition," the Critic solemnly said before going 'coughNaziscough'. Then the Nostalgia Critic brightened up and said, "Now do yourself a favour and go express your interests to the others; I want to introduce more contestants."
"Alright," Nickolas said before moving over to the other contestants except Li Zhang. He then accidentally bumps into Nessie making her drop her device but he sees it and kicks it upwards and it falls back into her hands.
"Wow thanks," Nessie said gratefully to Nickolas, "You know, you should be on a soccer team."
"It was nothing," Nickolas responded, "It just came naturally."
"Wow, that's half of all the contestants already," the Critic commented just as the eighth boat came over. He turned to the camera and said, "Next we have Sheila from Australia which, dare I say it, has turned communist. That girl had better behave herself."
From the boat emerged Sheila, a 12 year old girl with blonde hair in a ponytail, brown eyes, an orange, topless cap, a blue, short sleeved belly shirt with a goldfish on it, khaki hot pants and grey sandals not to mention a slightly tanned skin. She almost immediately jumped in the water.
"Hey get back up here," the Critic shouted at Sheila, "It's bad enough that your home is commie territory. You need to be on the dock!"
"Oh, sorry sir," Sheila said as she got back up, "I can't help it. I love to swim."
"Does it look like I care," the Nostalgia Critic asked cynically, "now go stand next to the others."
"Fine," Sheila said annoyed, "but at least treat the animals here with respect." She then walked near the others and the boys wouldn't stop staring at her nice body.
Jim in particular said, "Hey mon, wanna kiss," and he began to harass Sheila. She then pushed Jim into Li Zhang who knocked him down.
"Wow, I'm liking this," the Critic commented when the ninth boat came. Then the Critic said, "Now these 2 are Jonny and Jenny of the United Kingdom which now controls the entire northern half of Europe. Wow."
The boat dropped of Jonny and Jenny, two 13 year old twins with long, ginger hair, green eyes, a few freckles, green shirts, blue skirts and Mary-janes with kneesocks. One must take note that one of them has pigtails and boobs, that's Jenny. The other, Jonny, has a ponytail and is actually a boy.
"Greetings everyone," greeted Jenny cheerily, "Me and my brother are going to have so much fun on this island. Right, Jonny?"
"Yes we are sis," Jonny said but not as enthusiastic before turning to the other contestants, "Now please, don't make fun of me. It's a life I'm proud of."
Jim was about to get up to mock Jonny but Sheila stared him down.
"Oh boy, we have a crossdresser on board," the Nostalgia Critic said to himself, "No matter, you may stand near the others if you want."
The 2 squeed calmly and stood near Lauren who is stilled a bit miffed. Mari commented to Jenny, "Wow, that outfit is pretty, I like it."
"Well thanks," Jenny responded, "I see your fashion sense is top standard."
The Critic then said, "I never thought a drag queen would compete on Total Drama but here's another contestant who likes make-up. This is Aurora of Venezuela, the world's no.1 source of oil because for some reason the Middle East ran out."
The next boat dropped off Aurora, an 11 year old Latino girl with short brown hair in a ponytail, brown eyes, a bow on her crown, 7 freckles between the eyes, a pink shirt, blue short overalls and red slippers. She looked unimpressed.
"Oh my god," Aurora said unimpressed, "this island is like so dirty. Not good my skin you know."
"Really God, really," the Critic said cynically, 'a valley girl with an annoying speech pattern? Anyway, Aurora, I'm afraid you'll have to put with the crap we have to offer. It's not my fault; it's just how it is."
"Never mind," responded Aurora having lightened up, "I'll just like be careful." So she walked near the others.
"Oh boy, a valley girl," Lauren moaned.
Jonny started staring at Aurora and said, "Wow, you look hot. Would you like a date?"
"Like no," Aurora replied, "I don't date sissy boys." Jonny sighed after being turned down.
"Wow, what a picky girl," the Nostalgia Critic commented when the eleventh boat came along. Then the Critic turned to the camera and said, "Now introducing Midori of Japan, a country that for some reason wants to annex eastern North Korea."
Midori got off the boat. She was an 11 year old girl with long black hair in pigtails with red headbands, brown eyes, a white serafuku school shirt with green collar and blue bow, green school skirt and grey Mary-janes and kneesocks.
"Konichiwa," Midori greeted, "I wish to share my knowledge of anime/manga with all of you."
"You wouldn't know of my favourite manga, Full Metal Alchemist would you," asked Victor.
"Yes," replied Midori, "I know everything there is to know about Japanese pop culture from A to Z. For example, did you know that Akira Toriyama of Dragon Ball fame did the artwork for the Dragon Quest videogame franchise?"
"Yes I do," said the Critic, "Now save your facts for another time, I have only 2 more contestants to introduce."
"Okay sensei," Midori agreed, "I'll hold off my blabber for a while." She then moved to the other contestants before commenting to Jonny, "You look rather cute."
"How so," Jonny asked.
"I have a thing for traps," Midori replied.
Jonny blushed and said, "Thanks but I'm not interested right now."
As the next boat arrived the Critic said, "Well here's our penultimate contestant, Malcolm from the Central Commune, leftover territory from the demise of America and full of hippie and Amish, sort of."
The boat dropped off Malcolm, an 11 year old boy with shaggy black hair, green eyes with glasses, lots of freckles, a maroon and brown button shirt opened to expose his belly button, blue overalls but with the bib down and white shoes with red, yellow and blue streaks. Oh and he's missing one of his teeth. He starts looking around in curiosity.
"Wow, that's some mighty fine island," Malcolm commented, 'Kind of like the Commune. And these folks look pretty weird. Is this what the outside world is?"
"Well yeah if you put it that way," the Critic said calmly, "But there is a lot more to the world than you can shake your head at. I must warn you, this is not the Commune, and it's a whole different experience."
"Okay, sir," said Malcolm as he naively walked over to Li Zhang before getting knocked down. He screamed, "OUCH! What is his problem!?"
"That would be Li Zhang," replied Nickolas, "he prefers to go it alone like Batman and doesn't seem to like people for some reason."
"Sheesh, this outside world sure is different to the Commune what with harsh people," Malcolm calmly said to himself.
"Trust me this world has a lot of people like Li Zhang," the Nostalgia Critic commented cynically when the last boat arrived. Then he turned to the camera and said, "Well folks, this is the last contestant, Abdul of the United Arab Emirates, a land for some reason the Vatican wants to take. Those bastards.
The boat dropped off Abdul, a brown skinned 12 year old boy with brown hair, brown eyes with glasses, a traditional grey hat with Arab writing, a golden thawb (it's a kind of Arab tunic) with golden pants and orange, curly shoes. Abdul looked rather neutral.
"Okay, this looks a bit silly," Abdul said calmly, "I don't think anyone here is Muslim like I am."
"Are you some sort of spy," the Critic asked jokingly.
Abdul looked offended and said, "No of course not! Are you not over 9/11?"
"Look I was only joking," the Critic angrily responded, "and yes I was over it since forever!"
"Good," Abdul said sternly, "now I hope you cook up halal food. That means no pork, carcasses or animals treated with disrespect. It's against my beliefs."
"Alright, I'll tell Chef, the Critic responded, "Just stand near the other contestants."
Abdul did just that and stood near Sheila. She said to Abdul, "So you're a vegetarian?"
"Not quite," Abdul replied, "I will only eat non-pork meat if it's been killed in the name Allah which I doubt would happen here."
"It'll do," Sheila said, "we could have so much fun here."
"Okay now that everyone's here," the Critic announced excitedly, "we need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the other end of the dock!" Most of the contestants did so except Li Zhang to whom the Critic shout, "You too Tiger man!"
"Fine but only because you said so," Li Zhang rudely responded and reluctantly joined the other contestants for the group photo.
The Nostalgia Critic jumped onto the boat Abdul came out of in order to take the pictures. He said, "Okay. 1, 2, 3," then hit the button but nothing happened. "Oops," said the Critic, "Forgot the lens cap." He opened it and said, "Okay, hold that pose. 1, 2… Oh no wait; card's full. Hold on." Everyone groaned in frustration then the Critic said after a few minutes, "Got it! Okay. Everyone say Wawanakwa!"
Everyone said, "Wawanakwa," just as the Dock of Shame collapsed under them then the Critic took the picture and started laughing hysterically.
All the contestants were swimming back to shore. Li Zhang made it off first then immediately ran off towards camp. Sheila came out second but went back in for the less able like Abdul and Malcolm. One by one everyone was back inland and was drying off.
Sheila was chatting with Midori. "How did you get to land so quickly," Sheila asked.
Midori promptly took off her uniform to reveal a school issue swimsuit. "Sukumizus," Midori answered, "always come prepared when water is involved." Then they went back to camp.
Jonny and Jenny were talking over Aurora. "Hey sis," he asked, "how do I get Aurora to like me?"
"Well since she is a valley girl," Jenny replied, "I would be wise to cater to her interests." However Aurora heard this and ran back to camp. The twins followed her.
Jim was continuously pushing Malcolm's head into the water when someone slapped him. That was Nessie and she said sternly and haughtily, "Why don't you try messing with the princess of Texas: me?"
"Okay I will," said Jim as he started chasing her into camp.
Malcolm re-emerged from the water when Nickolas said, "Wow that Texan girl is neat, and this swim was good. I pretended to be Aquaman."
"I'm sure she is," Malcolm responded, "Whew, this outside world is harder than I thought." Then they both went back to camp.
Victor and Mari were busy talking. "I was not kidding back there; I make my own clothes from scratch," Mari explained, "I like variety in my life."
"Well I can do a lot of things," said Victor, "but I'd rather not discuss it."
Victor went back to camp so that Lauren could talk to Mari. "You make your own clothes," asked Lauren.
"Yes," replied Mari, "Why?"
"Try not to wear anything too girly; I really don't like it."
Lauren leaves for camp. Abdul walks up to Mari so he could talk to her. "What religion are you," Abdul asked.
"Protestant," Mari replied, "Why?"
"Well at least you're not Catholic," Abdul finished up before leaving for camp. Mari followed him.
Meanwhile back at camp, Li Zhang simply hung around the cabins. But enough about him, the Nostalgia Critic stood there waiting. "Chris," the Critic shouted, "Where the hell's my latte?!"
A man called Chris McLean ran over with the Critic's latte and said, "Here's your damn latte."
The Critic took the latte of Chris and said, "Thank you. Now you have to remember that if you want to be host, you have to get a promotion. I got the job from my internet show."
"Okay boss," said Chris submissively before leaving.
So the Critic drank some latte and said, "Ah, that's some damn fine latte." Soon enough the contestants arrived. Li Zhang went nearer the Critic but still not near anyone. The Nostalgia Critic took note of this and said, "So how was the surprise?"
"It was stupid," replied Lauren.
"It was scary," replied Malcolm.
"It was weak," replied Jim.
"Never mind then," said the Critic, "though I have to admit it was really funny. Anyway, welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next 2 weeks. The people near you will be your cabin mates, your competition and maybe even your friends. You dig?" Jim then makes a threatening gesture to Malcolm, Jonny eyes Aurora while Midori eyes him, Victor and Mari smile at each other, Nessie is still looking at her device and Li Zhang meditates on his upright wooden staff. The Critic continued, "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Tween Island, without getting voted out will win $100000!"
"Hey mon," asked Jim, "are the cabins co-ed? I wouldn't mind sleeping with the Aussie chick."
"Oh you better not," retorted Sheila.
"Hell no," replied the Nostalgia Critic, "girls get one side of each cabin and boys get the other."
"Aw I won't get to speak to Victor that way," Mari complained.
Abdul said to Mari, "Well at least you don't get to sleep with Jim.
"Here's the deal," the Critic continued, "We're going to split you into 2 teams. If I call your name out, go stand on the red mat."
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The campers who had their names called out went to the red mat then the Critic said, "From this moment on, you are officially known as the Mad Monkeys."
"Um sir may I have a question," Jenny asked.
"Yes, Jenny," said the Critic.
"What about Jonny," Jenny asked again.
"Don't worry about it toots," the Critic responded, "Now will the rest of you go on the green mat."
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"Hey sis," Jonny said to Jenny as he went to the green mat, "this will be the first time we are separate. I'll miss you!"
"I'll miss you too bro," waved Jenny back, "Good luck!"
The Critic continued his speech to those on the green mat, "You will officially be known as the Crazy Crocodiles."
"Oh boy, the crossdresser is on my team," mumbled Abdul.
"All right campers," the Nostalgia Critic said, "You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competiton."
Confessional: Almost like Total Drama Island in the viewers' world.
Nostalgia Critic: You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you are really thinking, or just get something off your chest.
Abdul: So we have a crossdresser, a bully, a hippy, two geeks and a cowgirl on my team. Allah help me.
Aurora: This island like sucks. It will however help me advertise what I really want. And no it isn't an unlimited mall pass though that is really nice.
Jenny: All these years my me and Jonny being inseparable gone. It has always been like that since we were both born. No matter, I my teammates need help, they'll talk to me.
Jim: Make no mistake. I will go all the way, I will trample all the rest and I will win $100000. And no one is going to stop me.
Jonny: This will be the first time ever that I'm going it alone without Jenny. I can only hope my teammates will treat me with respect. These are foreigners I am dealing with.
Lauren: When I'm done here, I will be in a nice liberal neighbourhood at long last. Until then, this place sucks.
Li Zhang: This confessional might as well be my haven. I don't want to be ambushed by these animals. I'm in for survival big time.
Malcolm: Never in my life have I ever seen a person go rough on me deliberately. Let's see how long I can go.
Mari: Back home I am quite popular because of my constantly changing attire. And they are all spectacular. I just decided to start from scratch and I already befriended Victor.
Midori: I wish to share my knowledge of manga and anime to the whole and challenge those derogatory perceptions such as hentai tentacles. My brother Sasuke taught me those terms.
Nessie: The reason I am here is that my father runs a family business based on oil. But since Texas is running low I was tasked to find a way to extract the oil of Wawanakwa.
Nickolas: Where I come from, Disney is almighty, you can't badmouth him. But here I am free to talk about DC Comics! This is going to be fun!
Sheila: Wawanakwa looks like crap. I would tell the communist government back home about it if there was any reception. And no, I do not feel like killing anyone, it is wrong.
Victor: This will be a fun experience. Thing is my mind can take on many forms which gives me all sorts of abilities. I hope I don't creep anyone out about it though.
And that is the first chapter. Tell me what you think. I can take praise and constructive criticism. No trolls allowed.
If you want to know what the contestants look like, please refer to my deviantart account.
One last thing, the plotline of this specific episode is very similar to the first episode of Total Drama Island. I even gave the Nostalgia Critic almost the exact same lines as Chris McLean from the original show but to be fair I gave him original lines that reflect on his personality. But later on you will see similarities to Total Drama Revenge of the Island but with more subplots and interactions. By the way, watch the Nostalgia Critic reviews, they are funny as hell.
And now here is a rundown of the contestants.
Abdul – The Religious Bookworm
Aurora – The Valley Girl
Jenny – The Team Mother
Jim – The Big Bully
Jonny – The Crossdresser
Lauren – The Tomboy
Li Zhang – The Solitare
Malcolm – The Commune Dweller
Mari – The Fashion Queen
Midori – The Otaku
Nessie – The Oil Monger
Nickolas – The Comic Book Guy
Sheila – The Hippy Surfer
Victor – The Multiple Personalities
Mad Monkeys: Aurora, Jenny, Lauren, Li Zhang, Malcolm, Mari, Victor
Crazy Crocodiles: Abdul, Jim, Jonny, Midori, Nessie, Nickolas, Sheila
Next time: The Nostalgia Critic introduces more of the camp and the game and the contestants get settled and friendships and rivalries start to form.
