survior couple

it all started in the snowy mountains of the himalayas as skye was strandeed from a group of yoshis

she was getting to the point of freezing to death as she collapsed on the ground. Her skin turned blue and felt like falling asleep. Suddenly she saw a big muscular figure with a MANLY moustache. It was Armstrong, he looked at the nearly frozen CanisSkye and said, what's a litte boy like you doing in these mountains? Questioned Armstrong. B-b-but I'm a girl. Said Skye as she passed out. Thinking fast Armstrong took off his pants and underwear as he began shoving Skye up his ass to keep her warm. He walked to his campsite where he was recording stuff for alchemy survivorman and was eating babies to keep himself alive. He got back in his tent, took his clothes off and pulled Skye out of his ass crap stains all. He also saw blood on her but it was probably from him. He took her clothes off and saw in complete shock that she was a transvestite. After a few minutes of shock he put Skye in his sleeping bag and continued shooting for his show. a couple of days passed and Skye woke up not noticing her clothes were off. She walked outside and noticed it was really cold. Then she noticed her soft skin was out in the open. She covered herself and found out herself that she had a penis. She screamed at the top of her lungs causing Armstrong to appear. You. Said Skye angrily. You did this to me!!! Out of nowhere she pulled out many guns and started shooting at him Rambo style. She kept shooting at him but Armstrong was walking towards her. Eventually she ran out of bullets and wondered what he was going to do. He put his hands around Skye saing, I like you, you have balls, and I like balls. Said Armstrong seductively. Skye getting bug eyed tried to struggle out of the hug but to no avail. Armstrong then kissed her passionately. Not having much of a choice she delivered back shoving her tonguer in his mouth. After an hour of making out they were about oto go back into the tent but as they were about to a green elephant with horns ran to them and he was saying Fred Fred Burger all the tme. My name is Fred FredBurger and I wish to join you in a threesome. Thinking of the possibiliteis they both agreed. # weeks have passed and the other state alchemists have yet to hear back from Armstrong.