ALICE + CLUBBING= DISASTER
written by Cassie and Kihomi Oshi
I walked into the cullens home after a long day of school and Alice who somehow got home before we did even though she had to stay after school, for ditching class to go shopping.
"BELLA BELLA BELLA BELLA!"
"WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT"
"guess what!"
"What"
"we are going...CLUBBING!"
"what"
"clubbing"
"WHY"
"cause it will be fun...please pretty pretty please bella" She
gave me the puppy dog look.
"fine!"
"yaahhhh!!!!" She grabbed my hand and dragged me upstairs. She sat me down on her bed and went and looked through her closet. after a few minutes she pulled out this very slutty dress and threw it on me. She pointed to the bathroom to excited to even speak. I opened my mouth to argue, but Alice glared at me and I realized I would be fighting a losing battle. I tried to put the dress on but got all tangled up in the straps that ran along the back.
"Bella?" I turned around to face her.
"Yes?"
"You are truly hopeless," She fixed the straps and turned me to a mirror.
"Ugh. Do I seriously have to wear this?" She nodded and led me to her room. She took a box of tissues off of her dresser5 and looked down to see that the dress was a bit big in the breast area. I looked back up at her and started to back away.
"I am not stuffing my bra!"
"bella Please."
"No! I have a boyfriend!"
"So we are going clubbing, You have to look like you have boobs!"
"No I don't! Besides, I'm not going to pick up another guy." I started to walk away, which did absolutely no good. I turned around and there she was. She closed her door and started doing it for me. I took her hand out of my shirt and ripped the box of tissues out of her hand. I stomped to her huge walk in closet and slammed the door behind me. She pushed the door open using her vampire strength to hold me down as she shoved tissue down my bra.
"What the hell Alice! what are you doing?!"
"I saw you throwing the tissue box at the wall and I came in," She got off of me and went to go get dressed herself. As she turned around I was about to pull the tissues out when Alice went "If you touch the tissue I will play Bella Barbie non-stop for a week, No School, No Work, No EDWARD!"
"Fine, Fine, I'll pretend to have boobs!" I pouted the rest of the time she got dressed.
