Chapter 1: Canada's best and brightest
It was a cold winter day in Canada with a thick blanket of snow covering the ground, young Joshua had to go to the store to pick up some items that his parents told him to get. Young Joshua reluctantly set off on his journey through the treacherous woods with his pocket knife. As Joshua walked out of his house his father Andre said "Don't forget you have a small dick." As he threw his own testicles that were removed last year but he holds on to them as a souvenir.
Chapter 2: The weary traveler
The young boy Joshua was merrily skipping through the snow making his way to the woods that he must travel through to get to the store. He entered the woods stopping his skipping, scared of his surroundings everything dark and ominous looking. Through the darkness he sees a cute innocent deer, he walks up to it and starts petting it then the deer Rakishi ass slammed josh's face knocking him down and sharting in his face. Josh scurried away in a haste rubbing the shit off of his face. After some time of traveling through the woods Josh sees a sign and says "Oh no not a krump stop" and he starts krumping whilst his mom honks at him and tells asks him what the fuck he is doing. Young Joshua continued onward but this little beaver stops him and says "Josh Josh oh my gosh, guess my riddle and you will fiddle, don't be gay and I'll send you on your way." Josh says "Ok mister talking beaver what's your riddle." The beaver says "Who bets there soul for a fiddle of gold." Josh says "im sorry beaver I don't know." The beaver said "bitch you better know" and pulled out a knife and sliced at josh cutting his arms and body. Josh and the beaver begin an epic battle, punching and kicking they rolled off of a cliff fighting the whole way down, as they fell close to the ground Josh got the upper hand and put the beaver under him and landed. Josh gets up and walks away slowly having defeated the beaver. The beavers arm twitches and he narrows his eyes seeking revenge on josh.
Chapter 3: The Promised Land
The young Joshua continued his journey beaten and exhausted while slowly dragging his feet through the snow. But then in the distance Josh sees a bright light. "Could it be?" josh said as he started running up a hill. "It is!" Josh said in excitement as he sees the store. Josh tumbled down the hill and started walking toward the store and as he thought to himself that the journey was finally over he see piles of dead bodies and an all-out war going on. Josh realized that it was black Friday. As a horde of people came near him Josh thought that if he plays dead then no one would mess with him. The horde of people quickly passed by but josh observed his surroundings and saw a beastly looking man raping all the dead bodies. Josh was so terrified that he couldn't move, as the man mounted josh he stuck his hard throbbing dick inside of Josh. Josh quickly reacted and clinched his ass hole and did a 360, breaking off the man's dick. The man screeched before shriveling up and turning into ash. The man's screech alerted some other people that were feasting on some flesh; Josh noticed the other people and ran in an instant. Josh entered the store as the people were chasing him
