Potter, James… and Evans, Weirdo
Potter, James… and Evans,Lunatic?
Chapter 1:Sobbing, spying, and… revenge?
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"yeah… Alice, you're my friend and all, but I don't think that I'm going to spy on your boyfriend to see if he's being loyal to you." Lily Evans told her best friend, Alice Marging. Alice glared at her friend. Lily gulped. "Why can't Elana do It?" She asked Alice.
"Elana's in the Hospital Wing. She broke her arm in Quidditch. Madame Pomfrey mended it in a jiffy," Lily raised her eyebrow at her friend's choice of words. "After I told her my plan, she said that her arm still hurt. I don't know why…" Alice said, thinking. Lily grimaced and vowed to get Elana back for putting her through this torture.
"I'm not doing it." Lily said stubbornly. Alice glared at her, advancing.
"Oh yes you are…"
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"He's talking to the Marauders, Alice. Alice? Are you listening?" Lily asked in a charmed ear piece. Lily's stomach grumbled. Alice hadn't let her eat breakfast. "Alice! ALICE!"
With Alice
"Mmm! These pancakes are the best! God! I can't eat in peace with this goddamn thing in my ear!" Alice complained as she threw it out of her ear, not looking to see where it went. She then reached for a Treacle Tart from a house-elf in the kitchens.
Back with Lily
"ALICE! YOU BETTER RESPOND IN THIS EARPIECE OR I WILL KICK YOUR-" Lily got cut off as five sets of eyes stared at her from behind the statue she hiding behind. Lily smiled at them and chuckled nervously. "Hello! I was just talking to Alice!" She said, brightly. Frank raised an eyebrow.
"I don't see alice anywhere…" He told her, looking around.
"I meant my imaginary friend, Alice!" She turned to the air beside her. "Right Alice? Right!" She grinned at them. They just looked at her like she was crazy, which she probably was giving the impression of. "Well… I best be on my way! Toodles!" She said, waving her fingers and dashing off quickly. Her stomach grumbled again and she ran towards the kitchens…
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"Who was that?" James Potter asked Frank Longbottom.
"Thay was my girlfriend's best friend. Lunatic Evans. You've heard of her, haven't you?" Frank asked them. They suddenly got it.
"Oh! I heard of her, I just never thought that she'd be so hot," James said. The rest of the Marauders agreed.
"She was atleast a nine and a half!" Sirius said. "But sadly, I see what everyone was talking about when they call her lunatic," Sirius said, and they all chuckled.
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Lily ran into the Portrait, banging her head. She rubbed it, muttering to herself. She tickled the Pear and walked into the kitchens.
"ALICE PRONSAGO MARGING, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Lily asked, angrily. Alice looked up at her calmly, her face stuffed with a Treacle Tart.
"I got hungry! Want some?" alice asked, holding out some food. Lily glared at her but took the food.
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Elana walked out of the Hospital Wing and smiled. There were times when she was glad that Madame pomfrey was a patient Freak. She walked down the Hall smiling at everyone, looking for her friends. She found them walking down the next Hall. She grinned. Lily stared and Alice grinned back.
"Do you know what I have gone through today? But now you're gonna pay! Petrificus Totalus!" Lily screeched. Elana's eyes were wide while Lily grinned wickedly at her. "Mobilicorpus!" Elana's stiff body was lifted into the air while Lily walked to the Gryffindor Common Room, getting stares and whispers as she did so.
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"Hey, look! It's Lunatic Evans!" Sirius called to his best friends as she walked in.
"Who's she dragging?" Remus asked, curiously. Alice rushed in quickly.
"LILY! Put Elana down!" The boys all looked at each other.
"Do we know an Elana?" Sirius asked them. James nodded.
"She's in our Year. Elana Coppers. Beauty Freak." James shuddered.
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"Don't you just love all your make-up?" Lily asked Elana. Elana just stared at her, her eyes widened with horror. "What would happen if I were to drop… your eyeshadow out the window?" Lily mock asked curiously. A tear slid down Elana's face. Lily took her Eye Shadow and held it out of the window. Elana breathed heavier. Lily dropped the Eye Shadow. Elana screamed and somehow got out of the Body Bind Curse. (Just like how the Silencing Spells didn't work on Hogwarts in the seventh Book)
"LILY EVANS, HOW DARE YOU!!"
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The Common Room emptied quickly.
"Did you hear someone scream Lunatic Evans' name?" Peter asked. Lily suddenly ran from the Girls' Dorm, into the Common Room where the Four boys sat.
"THAT WAS MY MAKE-UP, YOU TWIT!" Lily glared at her and pulled out her wand.
" HOW CAN YOU CALL ME THE TWIT!? I AM HAVING THE WORST DAY EVER, AND YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE!" Lily screamed at Elana who snorted.
" How so?" She asked. Lily's glare narrowed and Elana started walking backwards as Lily walked forwards.
"I tripped and fell down the stairs this morning, those four idiots over there found me yelling into a charmed earpiece that Alice took out because she was eating in the kitchens! Alice didn't let me have breakfast, you got off free, Filch was mopping the floor and I slipped and fell, and the reason of all of this, Alice made me spy on her boyfriend!"
" Oh yeah, I forgot about that." Elana mumbled sheepishly.
"Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear you calling us idiots." James said politely, but flinched back once he saw her glare.
"And.. your point is…?" Lily asked him, waving her wand absent mindedly. James puffed his chest out.
"We, my fair lady, are The Marauders! We are no idiots, we ar-" Lily rolled her eyes and cut off James' touching Speech.
"Oh, sorry, I meant three idiots. Hello, Remus." Lily greeted him, adding a smile. He smiled back politely.
"Hello, Lily." He said back, politely. Sirius looked at them.
"How do you know each other?"
"The Badge's don't lie." The said in unision. Sirius' eyes widened.
"Lunatic Evans gotta Prefect Badge?!" Lily glared at him, then chose some well chosen words.
"Ya know, Sirius, I didn't think the Common Room knew that you were Snape's Brother!" Lily said brightly. His friends looked at him in horror. Peter started screaming and running around the Common room with his hands in the air. James fell off his seat and Peter tripped over him, stopping his screaming for only a moment, until he got up and started running and screaming again, only to fall over James who was still staring at Sirius in horror.
"Damnit, Pete! Shut the hell up!" Peter did as he was told. Sirius touched his face to feel a hooked nose. Getting where this was going, he quickly touched his hair, which made his hands oily. He screamed like a girl and ran u the Boys Dorms.
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Lily walked to Professor Binns class with Alice and Elana on her sides.The Marauders walked around the corner, and Sirius took off screaming in the opposite direction again. Lily shrugged and walked into the classroom. A couple minutes later, the Marauders returned with a shaking Sirius and Professor Binns floated through the chalkboard and began to read.
"So, like, on our Hogsmeade weekend and get you some more make-up and then we need to get some robes…" Lily groaned and put her head in her hands, prepared for a make up lesson…
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"I' mthinking that Amos Diggory's gonna ask me to go… I don't know what I'll wear… I want mine to be the best so I think I'm gonna try on all the dress robes in Hogsmeade! It'll be so much fun!" Elana droned on. Lily and Alice hit their heads repeatedly on the desk.
Thump… thump… thump… thump… thump…
Alice gave Lily an apologetic smile, before falling out of her chair, unconscious. Lily kept banging her head.
40 Minutes Later…
Alice was still slumped on the floor, unconscious and Lily was still beating her head until Professor Binns annouced class dismissed. Alice shot off the ground, and Lily scrambled out of her seat. When they reached the door Lily pushed Alice out of the way, but Alice grabbed Lily's robe and pulled her back.
"Hey, you guys! I'm not done yet!" Elana called from her seat. Lily and Alice looked at each other and both tried to run through the doorway getting a little bit stuck, but pushing though the door in a couple of seconds. They stood up from wher the fell and looked at each other. They started walking down the halls fastly, but Elana wasn't on the Quidditch team for nothing, she ran up to them, continuing her conversation about Hogsmeade.
Lily looked at Alice and hugged her, sobbing into her robes. It only took Alice a couple of seconds to join her. Everyone in the hall looked at them, confused. The Marauders the most.
Thanks peoples! And when I wrote like how Voldemort's Silencing Spells didn't work on Hogwarts, it was from the book, DH. Here's the Paragraph for ya!
"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville. "Dumbledore's Army!" he shouted, and there was an answering cheer from the crowd, whom Voldemort's Silencing Charms seemed unable to hold.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Page 731
They're all in their fifth year and the school knows Lily as Lunatic Evans because she's always doing crazy things. She doesn't care much for the Marauders and she's one of the most hottest girls in Hogwarts, and she knows it. She isn't the one to like make up and will never wear it. And if her friend, Elana, did try to put make up on Lily, we would be organizing her funeral. Alice and Elana are her best friends and they can get her into all kinds of trouble, and are the only ones that Lily would do anything wacky for. Lily is outgoing and exceeds in everything she does, but then again, she does something perfectly loony, when she could've done something else and have gotten better results. But what goes around, comes around, and when Lily isn't doing anything crazy, it's the Marauders or her friends. You can usually count on Lily to be modest and tell the truth… occasionally. Though he Marauders don't notice it, they slowly find themselves interested in Lily's Lunatic actions and want to find reasons. She's top in the grade, but is totally crazy. What they don't know is that she's contagious. If you spend too much time around her, you go mental!
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