Diaries of Majora's Mask
Hi Guys. Before we get started, I wanted to let you know that I will be using a reviewers contest for this story. Throughout the story, I will have little quizzes about the game of Fan Fiction in general, and in your review you can answer then to gain Rupees. At the end of my story, whoever had the most Rupees wins! In addition, each review will be worth 10 Rupees on its own, with or without a guess.
It was fun following these guys around for three days to find out their secret conversations. Hope you have fun reading these entries!
Chapter 1: Gorman
Day 1: 6:00 AM
Woke-up today and got out of my bed at the Stock Pot Inn. Stupid Guru-Guru and his blasting of his Music-Box at 6:00. Planning revenge.
Decided to Loiter around Stock Pot Inn Lobby Until 9:00. At Least then I don't have to listen to Guru-Guru's stupid music for 3 hours. Wish I could have slept 'till 9:00. Just my life. Miserable.
It took until 10:00 AM to reach the Mayor's Residence. I have to go on a diet so that it no-longer takes me and hour to walk 20 paces. Stupid little kid dressed in green keeps following me. Thinking about getting a Restraining-Order on him. Add it to my collection.
When I arrived at the Mayor's Residence, I talked to the secretary at the front. Asked her if I could go in to see Madam Aroma. She said "I think so. Take the door on the right." Not very re-assuring. Don't want to go barging in on the Mayor's wife. Decided to ask again. This time got a "Just go in there". Boy, she's stupid.
Walked reluctantly to the door on the right. Green-kid still at my heels. Freaking me out. I think he's spying on me.
Got in there and she's chatting-away with some fat blue Zora (Review the name of the Zora for 100 Rupees!). It looked like a fat-convention, with the Zora and Madam Aroma.
Went up to Aroma, and said thanks for the opportunity to play in the Carnival of Time, with my troupe, you know. Fake sincerity to get favor from the people in power. The usual.
She then proceeds to tell me there's a problem. Uh-oh. Not good. I asked her to clarify, and she told me they canceled! CANCLED!!! I TOOK THIS LONG, BORING TRIP TO CLOCK TOWN WITH MY ANNOYING TROUPE TO FIND-OUT IT WAS CANCELED???
Stupid-fat Zora told me that it was because his band couldn't play. When I asked him why, he just told me it was because for some long reason that he's spare me the details on, Lulu, lead-singer of the band, had lost her voice. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME AND MY TROUPE (But mostly me)??? STUPID-FAT ZORA!!!
Exited the room at 11:45. Felt like I was going to cry. But that
Green-kid kept trying to talk to me. I told him like it was. I was angry, and that they must be joking about this. He just gave me a blank-stare. No sympathy in his heart...NO SYMPATHY! I HATE HIM!
At 12:30 I went to the Milk Bar. Debated punching Green-kid, who was still following me, but decided against it because I didn't want to add bail to the Clock Town trip's expenses.
Stuck-up owner of the Milk Bar told me that since I didn't have the show job anymore, that I didn't need to be here. What? Of course I need to be here! I'm depressed! Gotta get drunk on milk! I told him I'm now a customer. He told me I wasn't a member so I couldn't be. What? Denying my good money? I then told him I just needed a place to sit and think about things. He reluctantly agreed.
Green-kid watching and taking notes on all of this.
Green-kid got kicked out at 9:00 so owner could clean up, but I didn't. Absolute food-for-the-soul. But he came back in an hour later, wearing goofy cow-mask. The stupid fat Zora showed up. I ignored him, and he stood studying the stage.
The Green-kid came over to talk to me. And I needed to talk. Even if it was to this creepy little kid. I told him about my life on the Ranch. How I was the despised second-child. Never got any love! Never the oldest, who got to be the boss. Never the youngest, who got treated like Royalty. Just the second. Boo-hoo. And was never any good with horses...
The stupid fat Zora then called the Green-kid over to him. He told him to play some notes on his Ocarina. He did, and it sounded awful. Terrible. But the stupid fat Zora said it "Felt good". I chimed in with a "What felt good? That wretched, senseless racket?" Eager for any chance I might be given to annoy that Green-kid. And the stupid fat Zora. Zora rolled his eyes. I don't think he likes me.
The kid then put on some goofy blue Zora-mask. Flattery doesn't work, Green-kid. Not on the Zoras. But then, just before my very eyes, he turned into a Zora! I nearly jumped out of my seat. Nobody else seemed to notice that the Green-kid is a shape-shifter. He's probably been spying for me for years in a mirror costume...
He was then instructed to play some notes on his Guitar. What Guitar? Oh. That Guitar. The one he just pulled out of nowhere. He then proceeded to play the notes, and the Green-kid appeared on the stage with the Imposter-Zora! What? I'm confused... The two sounded absolutely horrible together. I booed him again, only to earn a Blank-stare and an eye rolling. Not very satisfying.
He then proceeded to shape-shift-by-mask to an ugly, fat Goron. Yay! Another fat-convention. Then drums popped out of his stomach. Iww. The stupid fat Zora then instructed him on how to play a hideous background beat. Then, the Imposter-Zora and the Green-kid appeared back on the stage again and played! They sounded as awful as ever, and I gave them my Bronx-Cheer. As popular as ever.
They then disappeared and only the stupid fat Zora and the Goron were left. He then put on a wooden mask. He less than halved his size in 5 seconds. I want to try that diet! Oh, wait. Not diet. Shape shifting ability. He was now a Deku-Scrub. He then grew Pipes out of the back of his neck. Wish I could do that... Maybe then I would have made it in the Show-Biz...
He instructed him on how to play his Pipes, and then the Fat-Goron, Imposter-Zora, and Green-kid all appeared on the stage again. Started playing, and they sounded...Good, actually. Good! Really good! I know that song, what was it... Ballad of the Wind Fish! I yelled out loud. Ah-yes, said the stupid fat Zora slyly. You know it. It was made famous by... By this point I'd zoned out. Snapped back to reality when I figured out he expected me to say something. Yes, that song brings back many memories. (What game was "Ballad of the Wind Fish" from? Answer's worth 75
Rupees) Thanks for giving me that concert. Hearing that song when I was a kid is what convinced me to join the Biz. Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't thank you then... Ah whatever. I'll give you my Mask, Green-kid. So you can always be sad like me...
I stuck around the Milk Bar all night. When business was low, the owner finally agreed to let me buy some milk off of him. If how much Milk I drank that night is any judge, I'm a Milkaholic.
At 5:00 A.M., just before the dawn of my second day in Clock Town, the owner of the Milk Bar made Green-kid leave.
Then he went to the bathroom. Perfect. My opportunity. I pushed the second step on the stairs in, and crawled into my secret hideout. I crawled through the passage into my room in Stock Pot Inn, accidentally letting some bugs in. Then laid down on the bed and drifted off to sleep.
Or at least I tried to, but Guru-Guru wouldn't give his Music-Box a rest! Tossed and turned for a half-hour before the
Dawn of the Second Day
48 Hours Remain
Sign made Guru-Guru shut-up long enough for me to fall-asleep. I slept all through the day. I opened my eyes, at one-point, and planned to get up to get something to drink before sleeping some more. But Green-kid was right there, so I shut my eyes right-away.
That night woke up and used the Night of the Second day sign to warp my butt over to the table to play with my friends, in the Traveling Troupe. Cards really stinks. Not a fun game. Especially when we all get the same 3-Card hand, and the Cards faces are visible on both sides.
One of the Traveling Troupe members asked Green-kid if he wanted to play cards with us, and then his twin brother teased him that I would be to hard to play with and that he always knew when he was bluffing, because he was identical to him. So Green-kid never got the chance.
He came over to talk to me, and I told him that I was going tomorrow morning to take refuge at Gormon Track. I told him he could come too, if he wanted, to take refuge, and that my older brother was a nice guy. Sometimes I'm amazed at my ability to lie.
In the morning, I packed up my things and moved with my troupe to Gormon Track. Here is where I'll wait until the moon crashes. On this stupid Ranch with my stupid brothers. Boy, this is going to be no fun at all.
Hey Guys! Wrap-up time. The quizzes for this chapter were...
The name of the stupid fat Zora for 100 Rupees.
The name of the game "Ballad of the Wind Fish" was from for 75 Rupees.
And I'll add this one. It will be the next chapter's diary-writing character, and I'll give you hints so you can guess.
Has Red Hair, lives on a Ranch, and had a Hyrule counterpart named "Malon". For 50 Rupees.
