Usopp,Carla, Chiaotzu
Hidden Leaf Village
Naruto's age, 8
Naruto ran from the mob with various shinobi throwing kunai and shuriken at him. Naruto had several gashes on his clothes and blood coming off of his hands. A rock hit him on his head, with the back of his head bleeding.
'Is this the end...' thought Naruto as the mob circled him. Suddenly, the Hokage and Anbu dropped from the building, and the mob dispersed into several groups and ran.
'Is this how Hokage works...not being able to protect anything...' thought Hiruzen as he clenched his fist. One of the Anbu started to heal Naruto, with it healing his skin. The team of ANBU and Hiruzen walked Naruto to his apartment and the Hokage grimced as he reached his door. Graffiti decorated his door, with pictures of him killing people.
'Monster'
'Demon Spawn'
'Trash'
'How can he live like this...' thought the Hokage as he open the door for the boy, and the boy went into the apartment, and the Hokage closed the door.
Inside the apartment
The paint of the walls began to peel with mold being underneath it. Ramen cups decorated the floor, with all of them being open. The walls were full of graffiti and pictures of him killing people.
"Stupid Anbu, stupid life,why can't anything turn right for me..." said Naruto as he sulked in a corner with tears streaking down his face. Blood began to leak out of places the ANBU was supposed to heal, but it seemed like it only fixed the skin and nothing more. His stomach glowed for a brief second, before dimming down.
Inside the seal
"Dumb kit, he doesn't know what he has it. I'm stuck in this cage...Me, The Great Kyuubi" said a huge red fox named Kyuubi, apparently.
"This kit is such a wuss, I've seen better fighters, than this kid, and they were the biggest losers!" said the Kyuubi as Kyuubi had a perfect plan. He planned on getting the best three fighters, convince the boy to trust him and the fox, and once he was at his weakest, he will break free. However, there was a flaw, he can't overload the seal unless he wants to be killed along with the boy.
"Yes, that what I SHALL DO!" said the Kyuubi as he began to concentrate with something that blurred the air began to form. The Kyuubi focused more and three things came out. A buff guy with a long nose, a cat, and a small clown appeared who all seemed to be knocked out.
"Wait, these aren't the greatest fighters...YOU WERE THE WEAKEST LOSERS IN ALL OF TIME!" said the Kyuubi as his plan got ruined.
"Wait, why overexert myself. These...things can be some use of me" said the Kyuubi as he grinned maliciously.
Naruto's age, 10
"Dobe, why are you even here, you can't even fight..." said the infamous Sasuke Uchina with him having no stance.
"I can too fight!" said Naruto as he got into a fighting stance
The two was standing in a park, near a lake ready to fight.
"3,2,1...GO" said Sasuke as he stand still while Naruto ran to him.
'I should try out some moves I saw that green guy doing' said Naruto as he pulled his fist back and tried to hit Sasuke. 'Tried' being emphazied, as Sasuke grabbed his fist, kneed him in the stomach, and punched his face. Naruto fell defeated while Sasuke didn't say anything and went his way on the street. A few villagers praised Sasuke, even offering food to him. Some people he seen near the academy came up and kicked and punched him. People who he remembered who did this was a boy with his dog, a blue-haired girl, a blonde, a pinkette, a fat guy, and a boy using shadows to punch him. Another boy was standing behind them, doing nothing but just watching the boy. The kids went away as ANBU came by and shot a kunai near the ground.
'Trash, why are we even protecting a boy like him...He killed my father and monther'
'The kid should just die, nobody likes the kid'
'Poor kid, he been through enough in his life'
The one of the ANBU's reached down, and healed his bruises before leaving Naruto in the park. A few moments later, Sasuke came back with some bandages for Naruto, but he noticed that his bruises healed.
"Dobe, why are you healed?" said Sasuke as it was impossible for someone to heal that quickly.
"Cause I am" said Naruto as he didn't want people to know he had ANBU watching him all the time.
"Dobe, I and you know that you don't have medical nin-justu and no one here seems like a ninja." said Sasuke as he anylzed the situation
"Well, maybe I'm just advancing my studies!" said Naruto as he wanted to get out of this situation rather quickly instead of getting judged.
"What ever you say, dobe" said Sasuke as he went away back to his house, while Naruto went back to his apartment, all the while the seal glowed dimly.
Inside the seal
The trio began to wake up from their year-long coma with their first sight being a massive fox.
"Hello." said the fox as his voice vibrated the entire cage.
"Dang, that fox must be twice as large as that giant goldfish my crew encountered." said the long nose as he began to sweat under the gaze of the fox
"YOU MET A GIANT GOLDFISH,TELLMETELLMETELLME!" said the clown as he began to ask the long-nose about his adventure
"Quiet child, I guess invitations are in order Mr..." said the cat as she got annoyed by the noise and began asking the important questions.
"Kyuubi, Greatest Demon King" said Kyuubi as he began to boast about him being demon king.
"So Mr. Kyuubi, Why are we here? How did we even get here? Where are we?" said the cat as she didn't expirence anything like this and been to a place like this before.
"Question 1, you are the greatest fighters of your world that is why you are here" said Kyuubi as he tried to trick them into thinking they were the greatest fighters, not just his tools.
'Fat Chance, I was the weakest on my crew' thought the long-nose
'I'm not a fighter, so that is a lie, wait did the fox say world?' thought the cat
'WOOT I AM THE GREATEST FIGHTER OF MY WORLD!
"Kyuubi, what do you mean by...world" said the cat as she became suspicious of the fox.
"I brought you into a different dimension child. I've managed to bring thousands of people to different dimensions for years" said Kyuubi even though that this was his first try at bringing someone to a different dimension.
"Okay, that answers question number 2..." said the cat.
"Finally, the final question, you are in a boy and you are here to train him, help him, become his parents." said the Kyuubi as it shocked everyone there.
'I have to take care of another child! I already have to take care of Luffy! Wait, what about him..." thought the long-nose as he began to wonder whats happening in his dimension
'Good training since I already took care of a few children...but wait...the fox said from a different dimension...that would be very difficult to achieve... and what about my friends...I can't even remember what happened before all of this..." thought the cat as she began to wonder what is happening in her universe.
'WOOT, I'LL SHOW EVERYONE I'M NOT A CHILD NO MORE!' thought the clown as he didn't really care what happened in his universe.
"WAIT, INSIDE THE BOY!" screamed the cat as she caught on
"YAY" said the clown as he didn't really care about nothing
"CAT, DID YOU SAY INSIDE THE BOY!" screamed the long-nose as he was scared about this situation
The cat and the long-nose screamed when the fox said they were inside the boy, with the clown not even caring about that.
"I'll get to that at a different point, but first lets go to introducing ourselves..." said the Kyuubi as he wanted to know their names
"I am Captain Usopp, greatest fighter of the Straw-Hat pirates, defeated the monster Perona, and friend to my crew. I am also the greatest sniper!" said Usopp. The others just looked at him and only believe the last two things he said.
"I am Carla, I first believe is was to kill my partner Wendy, but now, she is my friend. I destroyed the heart with my friend Happy." said Carla as she left the sentence hanging.
"I am Chiaotzu, defeater of Guldo, master of mental powers. My friends are my friends. I also died." said Chiaotzu as he left everyone shocked at his last proclamation.
"Okay, we have a cat with a murder-plotting problem, a clown who has mental problems and also died, and finally a long-nose captain who is the 'greatest sniper ever'..." said Kyuubi as he cried on the inside. He has the weakest people, but now he has to live with them, for his entire life.
"Now, when do we meet our jailer." said Carla as she was interested in him.
" A demon within your stomach must have been a huge feat to eat." said the clown as everyone dead-pan at his stupidity.
"In due time...in due time." said Kyuubi as he laid down and closed his eyes in thought.
Naruto's age, 11
"Naruto, what are the names of the two dojustu clans in Kohona." said a man with a cross upon his nose. The man was in a classroom in the academy, with twenty children.
"Um, the Hyuga, and the Uchiuke, Iruka." said Naruto as the Sasuke fan-club glared at him with their Sasuke flag raised high. The fan-club was formed when Sasuke turned ten, with this girls and some woman, tried to get into the rich family by marriage and such. The girls all banded together and created a special club called the S.L.U., as the Sasuke's Love United.
"No, and for causing the S.L.U...fan club to become angry and for the uke comment, you are staying after-school." said Iruka as the entire class laughed at him and Naruto. Iruka was busy trying not to be laughing as he finally caught on what the girls didn't get about their club's name. Naruto just sulked at his new attempt to make friends, but still happy he got some attention.
"Dobe, I should really end your existence." said Sasuke as he stood in front of him.
"Why, I didn't hurt you or anything." said Naruto as he didn't really care about Sasuke.
"You don't do anything dobe. You are just a stain,no, a massive burnt mark on a piece of paper. You are just something no one likes." said Sasuke as the S.L.U began to back him up on the statement.
"Yeah, you don't even deserve to be here." said a pinkette, blondette, and a bluette within the S.L.U.
"Can you be quiet, members of the Colors United Nation." said Naruto as the three began to seethe, with them visibly getting angry.
'They are the dullest people in world. Not even play on acronyms should of upset people' thought Naruto as he laughed on the inside.
"At least we belong to clans, you clanless freak. We are the greatest kunochi, we are going to be greater than everything you could achieve." said the Colors.
"Whatever." said Naruto as the Colors began to gang up on him and looked ready to beat him up...
Naruto's age, 12
"Hey, dobe. Are you done being worthless yet." said the infamous Sasuke as he kicked him. A group of S.L.U.s found him and took him into a alley and began to beat him up. They had fire, and knives. Some even had new shiny kunai, while some recently promoted gennin at the age of 30 brought them some by using their life savings to only make the jailer of the Kyuubi worthless. After a while, Sasuke came, and everyone backed up.
"Hey, Shitodus Headimlum, when are you going to be done?" said Sasuke as the genin began to respond.
"Not sure, maybe now since Assoplus Holeus ran out of kunai." said the villager as Sasuke took this in, and basically took this in a flash. Sasuke rushed at Naruto, and suddenly, the new clan heads son/daughters appeared.
'Who knew...They finally became my friends or gave me mercy..." thought Naruto as the clan heads suddenly used their respective justu on him. The Aburame used his to suck most of Naruto's chakra, but it killed most of his bugs.
'That thing...Naruto isn't human, he is a demon in a human' thought Shino while Hinata came and performed quick strikes on Naruto onto his legs. Kiba and Aramaku came and began to dangerously strike him with punches, kicks, bites and tail slaps. The rest of them were just weak in attempts and just punched in and kick him repeatedly
'Why...what have I ever done...' thought Naruto as he began to cry a little...
"Wow. Cry much. I should dry that up." said Sasuke as another shinobi used their chakra to heat up their hand, and the shinobi slapped him.
"That wasn't really you. That was just a person just slapping me across the face" said Naruto giving Sasuke a toothy grin.
"Technically, that was just showing people how much people don't like you. You are a dobe, you shouldn't be allowed to even live." said Sasuke as he prepared his fire style justu.
"Fire Style: Grand FireBall Justu" said Sasuke as a fireball was aimed at Naruto, until a silver-haired ninja came.
"Water Style:Grand WaterBall Justu" said the silver-haired ninja, with a waterball formed and hit the fireball. A huge amount of steam was formed and after the steam subsided, the mob disappeared.
"Poor boy..." said the silver-haired man as he picked up the boy and sprinted towards the hospital.
"Kakashi Silver Hair..." said Naruto as he began to be knocked out.
"Come on, just a little closer." said Kakashi as he began to add chakra to his legs and finally reached the hospital and then went inside.
Outside the Hospital
"Was that the demon,Tenten?" said a white-eyed boy, with long-hair and white clothes.
"Yes it was Neji. Rock Lee, follow him inside." said Tenten as Rock Lee began to follow Naruto inside the Hospital.
Inside the Hospital
"This might've gone worst." said Kakashi as he looked at Naruto's face one last time before leaving the room, but not at least leaving a card near him, and a plate of cookies far away from him on the table.
"Well well well...look what we have here." said Rock Lee as he took something out of his pocket in his suit. He then opened up one of the bags on Naruto's IV and poured the stuff in, and then closed the bag.
"That is that demon." said Rock Lee and he took a cookie and ate some of it and spat some of it on the unconcious Naruto. Rock Lee frozed and fell onto the floor as the wind open up the card.
"Dear Naruto,
Get better, and Don't eat the cookies, those are just to be a trap and joke for people. It makes people paralyzed for 24 hours. From your Silver Haired Ninja.
Inside the seal
'Is this boredem? Wow, I truly don't want to feel this ever again. Just wow. Just...wow. I have a serious cat who can't cut loose, a clown who just makes me mad. The only one who doesn't make me mad is Usopp...It's time to do my plan...'
To everyone who think Usopp and Chiatzu aren't the weakest, I'm just doing it in comparison of the main character. Also, I did it poll wise. Usopp was seemed as the weakest in the beggining and and still considered on of the weakest members of the crew. The people who took the poll also decided that. Chiatzu was chosen because he died five times. Also, Chiatzu seemed weak in comparision to several characters so that why he was chosen, too. Several people also state he is weak. So, don't think I chose them on personal feelings alone, I chose them in comparision of strength of several people, and polls and other people opinions.
