Edward leaves again and Bella is changed!! OHNOEZ….No, not really PX with OOC.

Authors Note:// I don't know. I don't know at all. Really. I just wanted to make fun of stuff and use OOC. Don't hurt me XD!! I know a lot of people after reading this are going to be all 'What the f—?' but YEAH…You know you wanted to do something like this…YOU KNOW. But yeah anywaaay….Point of this Story: Make fun of people without their knowledge, it's funny. Also, for those of you who actually write fan fictions were Bella is pregnant and it's Edward's kid and stuff…well...NO OFFENCE. //End of Authors Note

Disclaimer:// Edward, Bella, and Jacob belong to Stephenie Meyer. //:End of Disclaimer.

"Bella….I love you…" Jacob said, taking Bella's hands, "Forget Edward, leave him alone. YOU CAN BE WITH ME! Because I'm hot and he's not."

"Jacob! I love you! But as a brother, I could never leave Edward!!" Bella said sighing dramatically.

"Noooooooooooooo!! How could this cursed blood-sucker have this affect on you???" Jacob yelled, falling to his knees and shaking his fists at the sky.

"NEVER FEAR! I AM HERE!" Edward jumped out from behind a bush with a flowing cape. "I LOVE YOU BELLA AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN! MARRY ME!"

"O-N-G (Yes, she actually SPELLS it out.) EDWAARRDD!! I LOVE YOU EDWARD BUT I CAN'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOOSER WITH A CAPE!" Bella yelled.

Edward stumbled over to a wall and kissed it, "OH BELLA I LOVE YOU TOO!"

"O-M-G! EDWARD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT WALL THING! I'M TELLING."

-very loud screeching noise-

Bella: WHAT THE CRAP?

Edward: ….-twitches-

Bella: No seriously, WHAT. THE. CRAP.

Me: What? It's romantic and tragic. Perfect combo.

Bella: -raises one eyebrow-

Edward: Are you kidding? I kiss a wall. A WALL. A WALL.

Me: Yes because you're drunk.

Edward: Vampires don't /get/ drunk.

Me: Oh well PX

Jacob: What's with the falling of the knees? Huh? I think I bruised something…

Me: Shut up all of you! I'm not done!

-little rewind and fast forward and clicking sound-

"SEE BELLA? MARRY ME I LOVE YOU!!" Jacob yelled grasping Bella's ankles.

All of a sudden there was a popping noise, "Umm…Is this Hogwarts?" a boy with shaggy black hair and a scar shaped like a lightening bolt asked bella.

"…Wrong FanFiction…You might want to take a turn at the next section and then take a right and then click 'Harry Potter' and you'll be there. Watch out for the Stephen King fans!" Bella said.

"THANKS!" There was another popping noise and the boy disappeared.

Jacob shrugged and said, "Anyywaaayy….MARRY ME BELLA I LOVE YOU!"

"NO BACK OFF JACOB BLACK!" There was a strange noise and an extremely gorgeous new vampire girl appeared, attacking Edward in giant kisses.

"EWW SLOBBERRRR!!" Edward yelled, making faces.

"OH EDWARD DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME? I'M YOUR LONG LOST LOVER!!!"

-loud screeching noise-

Edward: Where do you get these ideas?

Me: ….Other fanfictions….

Edward: You're…weird…

Me: THANKS :D

Bella: ….I don't get the point of this….

Me: We're making fun of stupid fanfictions O.o;

Bella: Okaaay….

Me: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY NOW?

Edward: No wait what was with the Harry Potter kid?

Me: I duno…-shrug- I felt the need to have Harry potter mentioned.

Edward: Okay then…

Bella: You can continue now…

Me: FINALLY!

-loud rewinding fast forwarding clicking noises-

"O-N-G! CHEATEERRRRR! LET'S GET MARRIED!" Bella screamed, pulling off Edward's long lost lover off Edward.

"OH SWEET MAN! MARRY TIME!!" Edward yelled, kissing Bella.

"OH WAIT!' Bella yelled, pulling away from Edward. "I'M PREGNANT AND A VAMPIRE CHANGED ME WHILE YOU LEFT!"

"O-N-G I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE BYE!" Edward yelled, leaving again.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bella yelled, falling down to the ground.

-loud screeching noise-

Me: Okay I'm done now.

Edward: I'm….scared….

Bella: So am I….-twitch-

Jacob: …Okay O.o

Me: Hee :D REMEMBER KIDS! DON'T BOTCH EDWARD AND BELLA LIKE I DO! YOU'LL REGRET IT!!

Bella: -scoots away-