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I saw a movie and thought it was funny when two names ended up side by side. Thought someone should point it out. Might not be as funny as I thought. You decide.
United, For Now
It was one of those rare days at the manor when all of the boys were home and there were no cases to look into. Bruce was in the cave coming up with different scenarios and how to take them down. Damian was teaching Titus a new trick in the kitchen with Alfred. Tim was in the study, just reading a book and enjoying the quiet and lack of crisis. Dick had grown bored of training for once in his life and found himself on the couch watching a movie on TV.
He wasn't even twenty minutes into it before something said jerked him to attention. "TIM! DAMI! GET IN HERE!"
It was the tone of his voice that pulled the conflicting pair away from what they were doing and running into the entertainment room. They made it there at almost the same time. "Dick! What's wrong!" "What happened Grayson!"
Their older brother grinned at them, pointing to the screen. "You never told me you two had a love child!"
"What?"
The outrage on both of their faces was only matched by the humor on Dick's. Tim recognized the movie after a minute, just as Damian heard the character's name. 'Damian Drake', the actor playing superspies, who ended up really being a superspy, was a supporting character in Looney Tunes Back in Action. The man looked older than Bruce.
Dick just grinned impishly at the two of them before flipping over the couch and running away. The two just stared after him for a moment before growing nearly identical murderous expressions.
"Honey all over his bed then let the ants in."
"Pictures of him in the shower sent to every girl in the crime fighting community. And certain men."
"Florescent pink dye in his shampoo."
"Giving Barbara recordings of him singing Spice Girls in the cave while working out."
"Filling his suit with Ivy's spores."
"Putting pictures of him dressed as a girl on the JLA screensavers."
"Locking him in the same room as all his ex-girlfriends."
"Naked?"
Damian hmmed. "Maybe covered in chocolate."
Tim grinned deviously. The kid next to him soon followed suit. "I'll make the calls and set it up. You just find a way to get him there."
"Deal."
END
A/N: So Tim's more likely to do blackmail/humiliation while Damian seems more hands on when he does his pranks. And these pranks are a little more malicious due to Dick's idiotic reference. The only way to get these two to band together is if they're taking on someone else. X3
Yes in Looney Tunes Back in Action there really is a Damian Drake who's over Bruce's age and his son is the main character DJ. Last time I saw it I picked this up. Just a funny.
