Tuesday 6:00 PM
Today I kissed Kurt. It was awesome. I guess that means he likes me. Wes and Nick helped me write this whole monologue that would totally make me fall in love with him. I memorized it and everything.
He totally loves me.
6:30 PM
Hells yeah! Mom made me lasagna. Dad hates lasagna. Peh heh. Daft bastard.
6:45 PM
Dad yelled at me for eating too fast. Like, am I supposed to chew every bite 26 times or whatever?
He's just mad about the whole gay thing.
7:00 PM
LOL Dad set me up with this one fugly girl from Holten Prep. I'm gay, Dad. Like wtf.
So I yelled at him and told him I had a boyfriend.
7:05 PM
Was that wrong? I mean, I haven't officially asked Kurt out yet.
Whatever. Dad doesn't care anyways.
8:00 PM
I finished my homework, even though I barely ever get assigned any. I play the pity card, like "Blah blah blah I'm gay and my dad hates me,"
Gets 'em every time.
8:05 PM
My dad doesn't really hate me. We just don't get along very well.
I just wish he wasn't such a bigot.
9:00 PM
Worked out for a while. If I'm gonna get Kurt to fall in love with me and shit, I gotta have a six pack.
Or at least a four pack.
Or at least a pack.
Working out is hard, you know?
9:15 PM
I'm totally gonna ask Kurt out tomorrow.
Would getting coffee be too cliché?
Nah. That's our thing, right?
9:30 PM
Gotta get rested up for tomorrow's plan. Like I need a plan, though. Just look at me.
Goodnight!
