Tuesday 6:00 PM

Today I kissed Kurt. It was awesome. I guess that means he likes me. Wes and Nick helped me write this whole monologue that would totally make me fall in love with him. I memorized it and everything.

He totally loves me.

6:30 PM

Hells yeah! Mom made me lasagna. Dad hates lasagna. Peh heh. Daft bastard.

6:45 PM

Dad yelled at me for eating too fast. Like, am I supposed to chew every bite 26 times or whatever?

He's just mad about the whole gay thing.

7:00 PM

LOL Dad set me up with this one fugly girl from Holten Prep. I'm gay, Dad. Like wtf.

So I yelled at him and told him I had a boyfriend.

7:05 PM

Was that wrong? I mean, I haven't officially asked Kurt out yet.

Whatever. Dad doesn't care anyways.

8:00 PM

I finished my homework, even though I barely ever get assigned any. I play the pity card, like "Blah blah blah I'm gay and my dad hates me,"

Gets 'em every time.

8:05 PM

My dad doesn't really hate me. We just don't get along very well.

I just wish he wasn't such a bigot.

9:00 PM

Worked out for a while. If I'm gonna get Kurt to fall in love with me and shit, I gotta have a six pack.

Or at least a four pack.

Or at least a pack.

Working out is hard, you know?

9:15 PM

I'm totally gonna ask Kurt out tomorrow.

Would getting coffee be too cliché?

Nah. That's our thing, right?

9:30 PM

Gotta get rested up for tomorrow's plan. Like I need a plan, though. Just look at me.

Goodnight!