I don't own glee or the incredible shrinking woman or man.
I know I have some other stories going on but I really need to get this one out of my system. This plot bunny won't stop hopping around in my brain. It keeps saying: WRITE ME!
Warning: Sensuality!
So I hope you all enjoy!
"For the last time no, Puck!" Blaine shouted angrily.
"Come on dude. This will be the last time!" Puck retorted.
Blaine walked into his large office. The two were on the fifth floor of Hummel-Anderson's fashions.
When Kurt and Blaine got married they started their own company. Blaine did his fashions and Kurt would do his. Most of the time they wouldn't see each other most of the day, but if they did they would sneak kisses through the halls or cute notes as if they were still in school.
Blaine started gathering his things and putting it into his satchel. Puck walked up to him with the bottles of shampoo and conditioner. Blaine almost bumped into them as he turned around to grab his writing pad.
"This will be the last time" Puck repeated.
"You told us that the last five times" Blaine sighed annoyed. He rolled his eyes.
He hated testing new things for Puck and his company. Kurt and Blaine both hated it but they did it because they were his friends. The reason they hated it was simple: the products always had a weird side effect. One time Kurt tried a new moisturizer that overnight turned his skin orange or the time Blaine used a new lotion that made him break out into a rash. When it came to Puck's products, Kurt and Blaine weren't the luckiest.
"But please! I need someone to help" Puck pleaded. He opened the bottles and put them close to Blaine's nose. "Here smell. They smell like flowers."
Blaine took a whiff of the product. He sneezed. Blaine sighed heavily. He wasn't going to argue anymore. Sneezing could be the beginning of it.
Blaine grabbed his satchel and walked around his desk to the door. Puck ran to the door. He tripped over his own feet and then the contents of the bottle spilled on Blaine. Blaine looked down at his clothes. The green goo stained his shirt and some of it went on his arms and hands.
"Dude, I am sorry" Puck said.
"It's okay" Blaine said. "I never liked this shirt anyway. Not to mention now you can find out how the shampoo is on skin"
"Puck came to me too" Kurt said as the two got out of the car.
"You weren't lucky enough to have it be spilled on you" Blaine laughed.
Kurt and Blaine walked up to their house. Their house was small and white. It was a normal house. Next to the house was Finn and Rachel's house. They both saw Finn washing dishes and waved. Kurt and Blaine walked up to the porch and unlocked the door. They left the door unlocked in case Rachel and Finn decided to pay a visit.
Blaine went to the sink. He took off his shirt to where he was only wearing his tank top. Kurt smiled. He walked up to Blaine and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Blaine turned on the water and started to try and get the green goo off of him. Kurt handed him a towel. Blaine started dying his arms.
"So how was your side of the office?" Blaine asked.
"Alright" Kurt said. "How was yours?"
"Good" Blaine replied.
Blaine took Kurt into his arms. Kurt smiled. Blaine had always been a tad smaller than Kurt well three inches. They nuzzled their noses together. Blaine hoped on the counter. He wrapped his legs around Kurt's waist.
"See now you're taller than me" Kurt laughed between kisses.
"Only a little bit but hey it's better than nothing" Blaine said.
Suddenly the room started spinning in Blaine's eyes. He got seriously dizzy.
"B, are you okay?" Kurt asked. Blaine nodded slowly. Kurt put his hand to Blaine's head. "Honey, you're hot."
"Well so are you but you're not all dizzy" Blaine laughed.
"No, I mean your temperature. I think you have a fever." Kurt laughed.
Kurt helped Blaine down and then helped him to their room. He laid Blaine on the bed. He kissed Blaine's forehead.
"Go to sleep. Maybe you'll feel better after"
Blaine slept the whole night. He never got up once. Kurt had to keep checking on him to make sure he was still breathing.
Kurt was already downstairs eating some breakfast when Blaine came down. Blaine thought his clothes felt looser and a little smaller. He had to tie his robe tighter than normal.
"Good morning sleepy head!" Kurt said happily.
Blaine went over and kissed Kurt's head. Kurt wrapped his arm around Blaine's waist.
"I can't believe I slept that long" Blaine said as he yawned.
"Is your body shrinking?" the news caster said on the TV.
Kurt looked up at it for a moment. Suddenly Blaine's robe shoulder slipped down past his shoulders. He quickly pulled it back up.
"So I was thinking about doing some gardening in the backyard. Did you want to help?" Kurt asked Blaine.
"Yeah I have some daises I want to plant." Blaine replied. Kurt got up and went to kiss Blaine's lips instead Kurt kissed Blaine's nose.
"Kurt, our lips were always in kissing range. I have never gotten on my toes to kiss you." Blaine said. He was in shock.
Kurt looked at Blaine oddly.
"That's strange. It's probably just because I am wearing shoes and you're not." Kurt said.
"I am wearing slippers!" Blaine protested.
Kurt didn't know what to say about it. He just wanted to let it go at the moment.
"Let's just forget about. I still love you" Kurt said. He leaned down slightly and kissed Blaine's lips.
"I love you too" Blaine said.
Kurt then walked away and went out the back door. Blaine knew he wasn't crazy. Something wasn't right. Kurt and he never had to lean down or stand on their toes to kiss each other.
Blaine went back to the bedroom. He grabbed a pencil. He stood himself up to the wall and marked where the top of his head was. He then went over to Kurt's bag and pulled out the measuring tape. He measured from the floor to the mark.
"5'7''. That can't be right" He said out loud.
He went out to garden. He saw Kurt putting on some gloves.
"Kurt, come here please!" Blaine exclaimed.
"What is it?" Kurt asked worried. Blaine led Kurt back to the bedroom and showed him the marking. "Okay. I don't understand"
"This marking is at five foot seven and I am five foot eight" Blaine said.
"You might have missed measured. Here I prove to you that you are not getting shorter." He slid off his shoes and then grabbed the pencil and marked his place on the wall. "I have always been three inches taller than you." Kurt measured his and then looked at the difference. "See four inches shorter."
"Four?!" Blaine shouted.
Blaine and Kurt looked at the measurements again. Kurt was right Blaine was four inches shorter than him.
"That's it" Blaine said. "I am going to go make an appointment with Sam"
The next day Kurt and Blaine went down to go see Sam. Sam Evans was a friend and doctor to them. Blaine was sitting on the table. Kurt rubbed his back.
"I am sure it's nothing." Kurt said. He kissed Blaine's temple.
Blaine sighed heavily. He looked at his shoes. His shoes felt loose. His Capri pants were now regular pants and he would have to tighten his belt to keep his pants where they belonged. His polo shirt was loose. Even his wedding ring felt loose.
Sam then walked in with a clipboard.
"Hey guys. I haven't seen you since that rash on your arms." Sam smiled. "I guess that could be a good thing"
"I am still shocked you became a doctor" Kurt said.
"Yeah well it pays the bills" Sam said. He walked over to Blaine. "So what's going on man?"
"I know this sounds crazy but I think I shrunk a few inches." Blaine said.
Sam had to hold back a roll of his eyes. He sighed.
"Look I am not crazy I measured myself yesterday. I'm five foot eight and when I measured I was five foot seven. I even had Kurt measure up to me. He has always been three inches taller than me and yesterday he was four."
"It could be his shoes" Sam said.
"I wasn't wearing shoes" Kurt replied.
"How do you know that Kurt isn't getting any bigger?" Sam said.
Blaine got angry. He was tired of everybody trying to prove him wrong. He hopped off the table.
"Sam! What is wrong with my pants?!" He yelled.
Sam looked at them.
"I can't see your ankles" Sam said. He led Blaine to the scale. "Here step on there and let me measure you." Blaine stepped on the scale. Sam started to measure him. "See five foot six inches."
"Six inches?!" Blaine asked as he looked at the scale. "I've shrunk two inches!"
Kurt went over to them. He looked at the measurements. He was shocked. In two days Blaine shrunk two inches. Blaine looked at Kurt with tears in his eyes.
"Kurt, what's happening to me?" he asked.
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