Heeeeyyyyyy it's meeeeee!~ ARENTCHA GLAD TO SEE ME! (insert creepy smile here)
This is MY FIRST SOUTH PARK STORY, and to make my fanbase bigger, I've decided to make an OC story. There isn't really a plot; more like a go-with-the-flow thing.
Rated for drug and alcohol uses/references, (crappy) sex scenes, very strong language and homosexuality.
Francoise and Andre are my OCs. Francoise is paired with Gregory, and Andre isn't paired with anyone. Unless someone wants him. c;
Be sure to submit your OCs! Your OC can have a crush on any character and their feelings will eventually be returned, although not if someone else already "claimed" (wth) them, or if I've paired them together.
Feelings won't be returned for Clyde, Token, and Gregory. Cause I love Token/Clyde. c':
There will be hints of Creek, Candy, K2, multiple pairings, etc. I love Candy the most. Don't you diss it.
Slight AU, everyone's in SENIOR YEAR now. (derp title derp)
EVERYONE IS 18!
SOUTH PARK, JIF, AND PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER DO NOT BELONG TO ME
SOUTH PARK BELONG TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER
THE PEANUT BUTTER I'M NOT SURE
If you ever saw one of them on the street, you would think that they seemed ordinary enough; just three, average high school students trying to juggle their schoolwork, their job, and their social life.
If you got to know them a little better, you would think twice about thinking they were completely normal; but you wouldn't think they were batshit insane, just a bit on the wild side, a 6.8 on Craig's boring meter (0 being the most boring duhhh what are you thinking).
Francoise was normal (most of the time). She lived in a cozy little one story house with her two little brothers and her parents. She was a shy (seriously guys, she wouldn't even talk to the fucking cashier unless she was high or drunk or something oooorrrr knew them but that seems highly unlikely compared to the other two situations) but kind girl who'd be glad to lend a hand out to anyone in need; which was the primary reason why she was practically throwing half her salary at random charities, ranging from cancer to poor people to crack babies. If you upset her, though, she would turn from cute little Samaritan to crazy angry bitch who wouldn't hesitate to rip your dick off (Don't call her a slut, boys!). Unless you were a girl. That'd be a problem. Maybe she could rip your tits off, or something (Don't call her a slut, either, girls!). However, she didn't usually get in to trouble by herself.
Andre was normal (ish). He was an only child, so he was used to being the center of attention. He was smart and had a pretty face; he was the kind of boy you'd want to bring home to your parents (just for good impressions; he knows how to act), though his ego was a little too big for his head. He was a bit of a know it all, but he always had good intentions. Most of the time. Well, his intentions were always good (except when he like, wanted to bag on someone and make them seem stupid(er than they already were)) but they got annoying as fuck. No one wanted to argue over why Peter Pan peanut butter was better than Jif even though Jif was cheaper and you fucking had no money and your mom fucking wanted peanut butter for you little brother's lunches. Or why the hell you should have a party at six o clock instead of seven o clock. Seriously, he needed to shut his mouth. His very pretty mouth (that everyone thought he used to give the whole football team bjs with he didn't have a lisp though what's wrong with you). He didn't get in to trouble that much, though, being just him.
Christophe was normal (compared to the other crazy fucks who lived in town). He had one older brother who should have already moved out, but hadn't. His brother was also the main cause of his own nicotine addiction (which is a VERY BAD THING TO DO, KIDS. SMOKING I MEAN. HUGS NOT DRUGS. BOOOOO HISSS BOOOO) He was a very reserved, serious person, though he had to put up with a lot of shit (a LOT of shit) and cared dearly for those close to him. In other words, don't piss him off or he would turn from that-weird-French-kid-with-the-shovel to angry I-will-fucking-kill-you-motherfucker asshole. He didn't get in to trouble on his own. Most of the time.
However; put them all together you have a problem.
Put them all together and give them some beer (or any alcohol, really, not hand sanitizer though, that would be bad) you have a mess. A holy-shit-what-the-fuck-happened-in-here-did-a-fucking-rabid-bear-with-a-chainsaw-who's-mother-just-got-killed-by-a-pack-of-angry-purple-beavers-attack kind of mess.
They would run around like maniacs, shitting on doorsteps, throwing mayo-filled condoms off of bridges, screaming showtunes at the top of their lungs with their heads stuck out the sun roof on the interstate, painting the bottoms of picnic tables , shitting on doorsteps, hitting on random ass hookers, terrorizing children, streaking, shitting on doorsteps, the works.
In other words, anything you could imagine three insane, drunk juniors doing.
Now wait a second.
Now wait a second.
Now imagine their senior year.
Imagine their senior fucking year.
SENIOR YEAR, BITCHES.
What could happen?
DON'T WORRY THIS IS JUST THE BORING SWEAR FILLED INTRO I SWEAR THE CHAPTERS WILL BE LONGER AND SEX FILLED AND DRUGS ARE BAD DON'T DO THEM AND THEY WON'T HAVE RANDOM A/NS ALL OVER THE PLACE SUBMIT YOUR OCS AND REVIEW AND FAVE ME AND READ MY OTHER STORIES AND CHECK MY DEVIANTART LEAPINGLOLLIPOPS OUT I MIGHT DRAW YOUR OCS thannnkssss~
AND IT'S ONLY THOSE THREE SO FAR CAUSE IT'S AN PROLOGUE BUT IT WON'T BE CENTERED ON THEM HARDLY
NO MARY SUES I WILL IGNORE YOU
DAMMIT NO ONE GETS LOVED BY EVERY FUCKING PERSON
NO ONE HAS EVERYONE FALL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THEM AND NO ONE CAN SPEAK 12 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND BE GORGEOUS AND HANG OUT WITH ONLY BOYS AND NOT BE CALLED A WHORE
NO ONE IS CALLED ANASTASIA LILY KAWAII ROSE JANE MARISSA JONES
If you are uncreative and just be like, a version of Kenny with different looks (as in you're poor and a pervert) or a version of Stan with different looks (as in Cartman calls you a hippie and you are normal) that counts a sue too kay~
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PAPAYA OUT
FWWOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
