The Will of the Force (From Behind)By Senate Media 66
Chapter 1: Coruscant
Obi-Wan Kenobi was a bearded man, he liked to spend his days relaxing in the sun (while massaging his cock) on a balcony of one of the highest levels of the Jedi Temple. On some days he would jump out of the windows in the temple after having a particularly satisfactory wank, usually this would require someone to save him (another happy landing). For you see, since the tragic incident of Satine being impaled on Mandalore by Kenobi's long time rival, Darth Maul, Kenobi had slipped into a deep state of melancholy. Ever since, the only thing that aroused Ben was the high ground (hence the balcony). Because Maul impaled Satine, Obi-Wan truly wanted to get his revenge, he wanted to impale Maul on his penis but unfortunately he couldn't find the mysterious red, horned (and horny) man anywhere. Kenobi could not look at a kebab the same way again, the thought of Satine's lifeless body dangling beyond his grasp in the hands of Maul disturbed him. He let out a sigh and rose from his kneeled position of meditation to turn to face the huge painting of Master Yoda's succulent green cock. The piece of art was created in immense detail and if he looked closely he could see the tiny wrinkles that really activated Obi's midichlorians. Obi-Wan was only met with more sadness, even if he was looking at the artwork of the Galaxy's Greatest Lover. For he knew he would never be able to be with him, for the Jedi Way forbids attachments. However, it was not unusual for Obi-Wan to break this rule, as he had frequently saught out other horny men to fuck while on various missions.
He had always dreamed of fucking Master Yoda, the most sensual lover in all the galaxy. The thought of running his hands over his green skin made sweat appear around his ballsack. While heading for his chambers, Obi-Wan stumbled across Padme making an unusual temple visit. "Hello there" exclaimed Obi-Wan boldly. "What brings you to the Temple, do you wish to speak with one of the Masters?"
Padme chuckled. "Well, you could say that... but don't worry I'll find my own way. After all I've been here several times."
Without giving much thought, Obi-Wan wished Padme farewell and continued to his chambers, still thinking about Yoda's throbbing cock glistening on the painting. He wondered what it would be like to touch tips with such an impressive penis. Obi-Wan boldly stopped and thought to himself for a moment, who painted such an intricate, life-size beauty? The Force must have been working strong in those wrists and fingers to produce an artwork of the like. But then suddenly, it hit him. Only General Grievous, whose wrists and fingers could never tire due to his robotic structure, could be responsible for such an achievement. This concerned Obi-Wan, the thought of Grievous having Yoda's cock all to himself filled him with jealousy. He needed to find Grievous. Except Obi-Wan had greater problems, one of which being the fact attachments were forbidden.
That night Obi-Wan could barely sleep. He twisted and turned on his mattress, the same haunting images fluttered in his mind's eye. Yoda reaching out towards him, ready to embrace with his erect saber out, only to be snatched away by the claws of the cybernetic monster who would then penetrate Yoda with those very claws. Kenobi woke to the rhythmic thumping from a room down the corridor. Intrigued, he zipped up down below and proceded towards the door with the intention of investigating. Unfortunately he had been to vigorous in zipping up and had beheaded his penis. "Not again," he muttered while attempting to sew his bell-end back on. For some reason (unbeknownst to him) he could not reattatch it, so he left it in his pocket for later. Every footstep was a drum, his sweat cascading down his forehead like a waterfall, he had reached the door and went ahead to push the button to open. The door slid open. Inside, a small, but recognizable figure was standing in front of someone. "A visitor we have." Obi-Wan froze unable to move.
"Who is it?" exclaimed a softer voice from behind the little figure. He knew this voice too, it was all too real.
He should have known when she mentioned meeting a Master at the temple that she was actually meeting the sexual master of the entire galaxy. Padme's face looked shocked as she saw Obi-Wan standing at the door, observing her most intimate acts of love with the old wrinkly Yoda. She quickly threw an object which appeared to be a lightsaber hilt aside. While doing so, Yoda exhaled a sigh of relief. Anakin, woken by the commotion, ran to the entrance of the room but while he ran, fell over due to the slippery nature of the floor, probably because of Yoda's juices, and stood, dripping, beside Obi-Wan. He was shellshocked, "how could Padme do this to me?" he thought. He stood with a slumped posture but quickly regained his integrity. "You're with him!" he cried out. "You brought him here to fuck me!" But Yoda could not give less of a fuck and regained his composure, preparing himself to a standoff against the young Skywalker wearing nothing but a smug look on his old wrinkly green face.
"Skywalker! Defend her, if you must!" he cried, as he rose his lightsaber for a thrust. "Be careful Master!" said Padme whimpering with fear. "He is the Chosen One!"
Obi-Wan quickly pinned Skywalker to the wall, their bulges almost touching.
"Listen here Skyguy, I just want the old man's cock, ok?". Skywalker's eyes were wide, he looked at Obi-Wan stunned.
"You wish to… be with... Master Yoda?!" Anakin stuttered, completely astonished. Obi-Wan swallowed and nodded, looking deep into Anakin's eyes. Anakin began to lean forward towards Obi-Wan, he whispered ever so softly, "this is where the fun begins." The two men sensually embraced in a growing passion and began removing each other's clothes. They kissed each other's wet mouths with a determination comparable to animals as they tumbled onto the bed. Obi-Wan kissed Anakin's neck, covering it in his sticky warm saliva and they were about to get really started when they heard a sharp knock on the door. Both couples sprung apart in surprise and tried to cover themselves in the bedsheets.
"Open up in there Yoda," said the loud voice of Mace Windu. "We have located the whereabouts of General Grievous," he continued. "We will finish this with Grievous," croaked Yoda, hobbling off to join Windu.
However, the door opened suddenly and a thicc black cock entered the room and ejaculated, coating all the participants and the furniture in Master Windu's warm seed. The sex chamber began to flood with all manner of juices as everybody had simultaneously erupted from various body parts. Yoda began to drown in the sticky concoction, his small height, combined with the weight of his massive green friend, gave him a disadvantage in these situations. Mace acted fast, his penis warped and deformed as it stretched out towards Yoda's ear that stuck out from the surface of the soup. It wrapped around his ear and pulled hard but it was no good. The liquid's viscosity was too great. Obi-Wan, Anakin and Padme all waded towards Yoda to try and help, but alas! they were too late. His body lay, lifeless as Windu became the Spotlight of that night. Obi Wan would stand up and look directly at Master Windu's dark-brown eyes, but all he could think of at that moment was his obsidian monolith, standing at his direction. Obi would submissively invite Mace to join them as the three of them couldn't look at a direction other than Windu's ebony lightsaber, which would get closer to them after each second; they crawled with difficulty through the sticky fluid towards Windu, engaging on a foursome of love.
8 hours later, Anakin milked the last drop of cum from his masters, accidently spilling some in his eye. And with that last drop, the room was so full of fluid that the door burst open, and the sticky wave rushed through the halls, carrying our four sluts out onto the front stoop. "There you are!" shouted a voice. Obi-Wan looked up; it was his old pal Commando Cody, whose crotch guard was missing from his armour, allowing his long, genetically enhanced cock to flutter in the breeze. "Mace Windu went to get you 8 hours ago!" exclaimed the clone. "We got a little... distracted." said the dark master with a smirk. Anakin, Padme, and Obi-Wan all blushed. "Well, I hope you aren't too spent, it is a 3 hour flight to Bardotta, and as you know I do not pilot without being serviced." Obi-Wan knew this to be true, and mourned the many clones who died gagging on Cody's cock while trapped beneath the steering wheel. And so, still drenched, they boarded the ship, then each-other. Padme, the only one not participating in this round of orifice obstruction, watched the others and slowly lowered her hand into her pants, sliding her fingers over her perfectly smooth skin and onto her clit. Then she thought about the same fantasy she always touched herself to. Padme stopped. "Wait, Cody, go to Naboo first - there is someone we need to pick up."
Chapter 2: Naboo and Bardotta
The plane descended onto the surface of Naboo. Two clones of the 212th walk off the ship carrying their fallen brother, who was blue in the face. Commando Cody walks down after them, followed by his shadow- no, that dark figure was Master Windu. Then Padme stepped out, leaving trail of pussy juice in her path. Anakin slipped in the puddle and smacked the back of his head on the shuttle. Finally, Obi-Wan left the ship, but not without taking advantage of Anakin's unconsciousness. "Where is this mysterious person you speak of Senator Amidala?" Windu asked, as the sand became stained red with Anakin's blood. "and how can they help us capture Grievous?" A low rumbling came from the nearby shore, and a wave starting building up. "Why, I think this is him now!" said Padme as she bit her lip. As the wave crashed, someone surfed out of it, using his wide, flat, Gungan dick as a surfboard. He ended his display with a ten-foot leap out of the water, accompanied by more flips than Obi-wan could count. As his feet landed gingerly on the sand, is flat dick slammed into the beach,covering Padme, Obiwan, Windu, Cody, and Anakin with semen-soaked sand. The figure opened his mouth and bellowed "MEEEEEESA HORNY!"
"Jar Jar!" Padme said with glee. "I was… thinking about you earlier, and just had to come see you!" Jar Jar smiles knowingly. "Meesa been thinking a lot about yousa too, Padme." Obi steps in. "Senator Binks, we are here on official Jedi business. Senator Amidala tells us you have experience that could help us capture Grievous on Bardotta?" Jar Jar's eyes opened wide and his dick stiffened. "Bardotta? That is where meesa one true love is livings!" Windu pondered this, recalling his last trip with Jar Jar to Bardotta. "He is right, the queen there is quite infatuated with him." Commando Cody chimed in "Welcome aboard Jar Jar." Padme, Obi-Wan, Cody, and Mace headed back to the ship, with Jar Jar in tow. His penis dragged behind him in the sand, creating a trench deep to create a small canal from the ocean. As Jar Jar stepped into the ship, the canal reached Anakin, pulling his lifeless body out to sea. The door to the ship closes, and Jar Jar's dick gets caught. Cody takes off anyway, and as the ship flies into the horizon, Jar Jar's penis can be seen flapping against the hull.
Bardotta enters into view, and the mere sight of the planet makes Jar Jar ejaculate all over the other crew members. "Jar Jar, why do you like Queen Julia so much?" Jar Jar, still reeling from his explosive orgasm, replies "why, Bardottans are the only other race that can take wesa Gungans' dicks!" Padme turned green with envy. Oh how she longed to be stretched over that girth.
Cody approached the other crew members. "We have been cleared for landing." A clone, foaming at the mouth, is packed into the garbage chute. "Buckle up, everyone. The Bardottans like it rough, especially the landing crews." As the ship came down from the sky, a Bardottan welcoming vessel come up from behind. "Prepare to be boarded," came a voice over the transmitter. The Bardottan ship extended it's long, hard platform and forced its way into the Jedi shuttle.The Jedi shuttle opened up to accept it and let out a moan of pleasure as the platform locked in place. The Bardottan ship took control, forcing the shuttle against the ground and held her there until he was finished with her. "Welcome to Bardotta" said the voice. "I thought you said we were going to be boarded," replied Obi-Wan. "I guess not" said Commando Cody. Just then, two Bardottans walked across the platform. "The queen would like to see you immediately." said one. The crew stepped forwared. "Just you - no clothes." said the other Bardottan. The crew begrudgingly removed their garments and stepped out of the ship.
When they arrived at the queen's chambers, she was in her bed, dressed in lingerie. "Jar Jar," she said, embarrassed. "When they told me you had come to visit, I didn't realize you brought friends." Jar Jar assured her "it'sa okieday Julia, they don't mindin." So Julia bent over, opening up her horizontal vagina to accept Jar Jar's dick of the same shape. Jar Jar slid in, moaning loudly. For the next 14 hours, the crew and Yoda's ghost watched in delight as Jar Jar and Julia fucked. That is, everyone but Padme, who was so jealous she couldn't help but cry out "Jar Jar, we came here because I said she could help us, don't paint me as a liar by wasting our time." Jar Jar turned towards her. "I will apaint yousa as sometin, alright." With a powerful moan, Jar Jar unleashed his seed all over Padme. "Meesa paint yousa as a slut," Jar Jar proclaimed. "Hey!" screamed Julia, "That was mine!" Jar Jar, not wanting to disappoint, said "what is astoppin yousa from gettin it?" And so Julia approached the cum-covered Padme and began making out with her until she was able to lick up every drop of Jar Jar's misplaced man-juice. "Now," Julia asked. "What can I do for you?" Jar Jar replied without hesitation: "Meesa dick needen de sucka!" Julia initially looked confused, but her beautiful face became excited as she slowly moved her hand towards Jar Jar's 2 foot wide cock. She started by licking around the nib, gradually increasing her vigorosity until she and Jar Jar became bored. She wanted to impress him, give him something new, something he'd never had before. "Wait here," the queen chirped with a certain cheeky look. Jar Jar was disappointed in her, leaving already! He wasn't even hard yet. Meanwhile, Queen Julia was busy searching for a tool she'd never had the pleasure of using. She felt the cold of the metal penis vice in her hand. She knew that this was where the fun begins.
It wasn't long before she had found her way back to the fuck fortress again, only to find Jar Jar attempting to insert a space duck into his anus. "Jar Jar! What on Bardotta do you think you are doing to that innocent creature?" she angrily enquired, dropping the newly found mechanism on Jar Jar's glans. This caused a small amount of cum to squirt out. Jar Jar was at a loss for words, so instead of replying he stuffed the winged creature right up inside him, filling his rectum and duodenum. Julia was very cross and she did not approve, unfortunately her love was too great so she decided that it was only right to sexually punish him. She picked up the penis vice and attached it to the end of his dick, ready to twist the valve and widen his meatus. Jar Jar was initially pleasured by the experience but gradually became more and more enpained by the unnatural expansion of his urethra. Once the bombad dick was stretched enough, Julia climbed inside. She wasn't entirely sure if she liked the environment inside the cock, the damp moisture on Jar Jar's inner-dick walls weren't particularly pleasant, and they were soaking her wings. But it was warm and comfortable, the smell of Gungan urine and semen filled her nostrils. She let out a weak moan of happiness to be inside the man she loved.
At that moment, a clone ran into the room. "Sir! A separatist frigate just flew overhead!" he shouted. Obi-Wan yelled "come on then, we haven't got time to lose!" and the group ran to the ship. Jar Jar was only slightly slowed down by Julia, due to the amazing strength of gungan sex organs. He jogged towards the ship, his erect member bouncing back and forth in front of him. The crew aided him in boarding the ship. Cody activated the thrusters and the escaped the atmosphere.
They watched as the frigate made the jump to hyperspace. "Where did it go? What is in that direction?" said Mace. Obi-Wan stroked his beard. "I am not sure… " Just then, Ghost Yoda appeared. "Lost a plan-" he was cut off as Kenobi used the force to push Yoda's ghost head down onto his ghost cock. "Go fuck yourself," he said as Yoda faded away. "It's Dathomir," came a voice from Jar Jar's engorged penis. "I heard them talking about it." Cody set the course for Dathomir. "Well whaddya know," said Mace. "isn't Master Koon on a mission there?"
Chapter 3: Dathomir
The ship touched down on the planet surface, on the part of the planet controlled by witches. Cody stood up. The clone that was on his knees appeared to stand up too, head still placed on Commando Cody's cock. The clone slowly slid off, his limp limbs falling gingerly to the ground. As his mouth finally came off the tip, he slumped to the floor. "Let's go," said Cody. "Master Blo does not like to be kept waiting."
They stepped foot onto Dathomir and Mace Windu stepped out. "Hello old friend!" said a voice that somehow sounded soggy. "Jedi Master Blo Koon, well aren't you a sight for sore eyes." Blo Koon removed his chastity mask, revealing his pussy-like mouth. "May I?" he said, as he licked his vertical lips. "Of course," replied Windu. Blo got on his knees and licked his inner lips, then his outer.
They were interrupted as a shrouded figure appeared before them. She was dressed in all leather, adorned with chains, and carrying to red whips with curved hilts. "This is no ordinary dominatrix" noted Padme, squinting in a failed attempt to discern her identity. "What do we have here" exclaimed Blo from behind the group. Obi-Wan knew this figure well, very well. He already lost his one true love, Master Yoda. He was not about to lose a second chance to Blo. Hastily Obi-Wan shouted "put your chastity mask back on, pussy lips!" the group turned to look at Obi in shock. Blo slowly put his mask back on, and got down on his knees once again. "Take a seat" said Windu, as he provided Blo with a small cum shot to his right eye."Sorry for the RUDE interruption by my Jedi friend" said Obi-Wan, as the leather figure approached the group.
"Ventress!" shouted Cody. "Way to ruin the suspense, ass-wipe." Asajj Ventress responded. "No matter - I am going to make you bend to my will regardless." She cracked a whip and pointed her hand towards Cody, taking control of him. Cody tried to resist. The clone pulled his blaster out, and turned towards the Jedi. "Good soldiers follo-" He was interrupted by the sound of whips shredding through shoulders; ventress had cut off his arms. "Oh YEAH THAT IS GOOD" shouted Cody, who was secretly a masochist. "MORE! MORE!" Ventress obliged, sending her whips through his legs.
A few clones came to retrieve him and tend to his wounds while Obi-Wan lept between Ventress and Cody. "You'll pay for that!" he said, aroused. "Is that a lightsaber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" she said seductively. Ventress then signalled the droids, who overran the gang and captured them. They were carried back to Ventress's base that looked like a huge penis penetrating the clouds, which doubled as her kink chamber. Each one of our heros was tied up against the wall of a room on a low floor, near the base of the penis. Well, almost all - she couldn't properly tie up Cody, so he was in the corner in a potato sack.
She removed Padme from the wall, placing her on her knees with her hands bound behind her back and her legs bound together. "There," she said as she tied the last knot. "Wrapped up all nice and pretty." After the words left her lips, the door exploded as Savage Opress stepped through. "Here you are, brother," offered Ventress. "I would rather have you, sister," he responded, as Padme attempted to stand up.
"But… it is forbidden"
"So? Who is going to stop us?"
"It… it just isn't right."
Opress paused, stepping closer. "Spank me mommy," he said to his step-sister as he bent over the table. Ventress, unable to contain her lust any longer, ripped his pants off and grabbed a paddle off the dungeon wall. She struck Savage on his bare, yellow ass. "I have been very naughty…" he confessed in his deep, masculine tone as two bulges appeared in his pants.. She struck him again, this time turning his skin orange for a moment before it faded away. Opress moaned. She hit him again; his ass remained orange for longer this time, and the two bulges grew larger. Again, she spanked her brother; this time a spot of red appeared. Opress moaned louder. His sister was relentless, walloping him one, two, three, four more times, each drawing more blood that dripped down his ass-cheeks slowly, each making his double-sided dick even harder. With one final clout, Ventress drove the paddle against his cheeks. He was so aroused his dicks tore out of his pants; one of them entered Padme's ass. The other broke a hole in the wall. The blow shattered his pelvis and exploded his buttocks, painting the room red, and knocking Savage unconscious from blood loss.. Meanwhile, the dick that entered Padme's ass had cut through the ropes, allowing her to pleasure herself with the phallus. Unfortunately the pieces of shattered bone had been shot out in multiple directions, piercing the faces, necks, and clitoruses of many people. Mace had a dick shaped shard stabbed into his penis. He liked it in there, it just felt… right.
Ventress turned towards Kenobi. "Now," she remarked, "time for you to pay." She began grinding on him at such great speeds that Obi received friction burn on his testicles that caused scarring. Suddenly, she turned around and unzipped her leather top. As she moved the zipper down past her breasts, they popped out, ripping the zipper open the rest of the way. She turned around and doubled over, slowly pulling her leather leggings down. She stood back up and stepped out of the leggings that were now on the ground. Fully exposed, she turned back to Kenobi. "You will be blue-balled beyond discomfort, beyond pain, beyond agony, and you will never get your release." She kissed Kenobi softly on the cheek, kissing him everywhere but his mouth. Then she placed her lips on his, and sucked on his tongue while she stroked his dick. "Oh my God, this thing is hard as steel," she thought to herself. She started kissing his neck, working her way down to his belt. She unbuckled it and let his pants fall to the ground. She was face to face with his bulge, although it was still covered in bandages. She placed her mouth over the bandages. As her lips wrapped around it, she tasted burnt bandage as a lightsaber blade went through her head. "In fact," Kenobi said confidently, "that WAS a lightsaber in my pocket." Jar Jar called out "Oh meesa goodenedness,that bombad albino cancer patient wasin givin master kenobi tha succ, and hesa kill her!" The gang climbed down off the wall, and Cody peeked out of his sack. Exasperated, Jar Jar continued. "Whaten kinda of monster woulden kill someone whosa was given them felatiolo?" Commander Cody replied "let's not dwell on that, we need to get out of here." Mace Windu approached Cody. "Come on, ride on my back," Mace said sensually as he pulled down his pants. Cody, propelled by his sudden erection, acrobatically flew a few feet off the ground before landing, dick first, in Mace's ass. Mace clenched, saying "there, that should keep you secured. Let's go."
Back on the ship, the two surviving clones tended to Cody's wounds. "You will be alright sir," the assured him. "But not until after we have our revenge," replied the other. They placed Cody on the ground and took turns face-fucking him. When they were done, they finished patching him up. In a manner that can only be described as "Tigger-like," Cody placed his flaccid penis below him before giving himself an erection. By doing this quickly enough, he was able to achieve a form of locomotion that occasionally gave him splinters. He made his way to the pilot's seat, then used his prehensile penis to guide the ship into orbit. "Where-to next?" he asked. Kenobi pondered. "Well, he isn't with the witches… I guess now we try the male camps." Mace interrupted him, saying "but first, we need rest. Let's come up with a plan before we get captured again." Jar Jar groaned in pain. His penis, which housed his lover Julia, was growing larger. "All of theesa sexin is making meesa bombad horny!" he said. Padme approached him, fluttering her eyelashes. "Is there anything I can do to help?" She said softly as she began licking her lips. Jar Jar stammered, "mee--meesa dick isa bombad big, yousa can no fit it." Padme was determined to prove him wrong. She got on her knees and placed the tip in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around and inside his hole. She worked he way down, unhinging her jaw about halfway to accommodate his girth. Then, she stood up and turned around, taking her pants off. Jar Jar, erect as ever, thrusted into her, dislocating her hips and breaking two ribs. They both moaned. As Jar Jar emptied his seed into Padme, she began swelling. Jar Jar pulled out, his dick now returned to it's normal size. Padme stood up, her stomach bulging out. Mace Windu, who had been watching, put away his dick before commenting, "has anyone seen the queen Julia? I don't remember where she went." Padme looked down at her pregnancy bump. ", God…" Padme said softly. Jar Jar, looking just as stunned as her "meesa not payin for theesa child support" he said. Padme looked down at his throbbing cock wanting more, even though her insides were already mangled, and now carrying the child of the bombad Gungan.
Their ship landed just outside of the male village on Dathomir in hopes of finding Grievous. With Cody still locked in Windus ass, the two of them decided to go to the camp first. What they witnessed could only be found in their wildest dreams. Endless massive cocks, brutal spankings, and some of the most prominent ass fuckery the galaxy had ever seen. "Oh..master…" whispered Cody as they studied the Dathomirian men. "We're in business" replied Windu. They called the others into the camp as they made swift progress to find Grievous. Before they could even start, the group looked back to see Obi-Wan being bent over backwards on a smooth wooden table. "You are a bold one" said Obi-Wan before the husky Dathomirian male obliterated Obi-Wan's ass with his immense cock. Their moans could be heard from across the planet, the table legs shifting, eventually breaking over the weight of the two men. Both of them fell to the ground, the Dathomirian regaining his footing for round two. One of the pieces of shattered table-leg had stabbed the Dathomirians bell-end, disfiguring it but keeping it mostly intact. Obi-Wan's ass could take no more, he pulled out his own meatsaber and whipped it across the Dathomirians cock, slicing it off. The blood pouring out on the sticky cum covered mud. The man fell to his knees before going unconscious where he would eventually bleed out.
Obi-Wan quickly caught up to the group once more. In front of them was a towering stone temple with ancient sex carvings sketched onto each slab of rock. "This must be it" said Padme anxiously. As they crossed the threshold, the door shut behind them, initially drowning the cave in darkness. Luckily, Obi-Wan was still covered in Dathomirian jizz, which is highly fluorescent, lighting up a small perimeter around them. "We had better get moving and find a room with lights," said the gooey glowstick. "The fluorescence doesn't last long." As they traveled through the cave, they discovered more ancient markings. "Wait, this one almost looks like-" started Mace. "-a nexu? With a human penis?" finished his buttpacker. They pressed onward. "More chimeric drawings," noted Kenobi. "I think this one is a loth-cat." Kenobi's glow began to fade. "QUICKLY! GO!" They ran forward, the darkness closing in on them ever faster. They ran face first into stone, knocking them on their asses. Mace Windu's moaned and came through the darkness before shouting out: "Obi-Wan, is there any way we can get more light? I think this wall has a message carved into it." Kenobi closed his eyes and pushed as hard as he could, squeezing a solitary drop of luminous liquid into Master Windu's strong dark hand. It wasn't much, but it would last long enough for the wall to be examined. Windu held his hand up and described what he saw: "hm… it is an ancient dialect… I don't understand all of it, but there is a drawing of a bantha with… two penises?" Mace found Kenobi at his side. "Mace, wait, I think there is a crack here… is this a door?" The light went out. "Well, I guess we need to push now," said Cody. They pushed on the wall and it slid back, then apart. Kenobi and Windu both took a step forward, and after a few steps, they were up against another obstacle. "Is this fur?" asked Kenobi. "Whatever it is, something is sticking out here," answered Mace. In fact, there were two protrusions, visible only due to a small amount of light coming from the tip of each. "They look like torches," observed Blo, who had joined them in front of the carpeted wall. Blo reached down for a torch and tugged; the light oozed out and dripped onto the floor. Kenobi became wide eyed "BLO IT'S-" but it was too late, the penis in Blo's hand erupted with such pressure that it tore Master Koon's head in twain. A deep moan of pleasure echoed the cavernous halls of the temple. As the walls were glazed, the room was illuminated, revealing what Kenobi already knew - before them stood what appeared to be the creature depicted depicted on the door. However, that lustful moan was one Obi-Wan had heard before, one that haunted his dreams. The young Jedi addressed the beast "Hello there… Maul.".
The now-irradiated walls held many more ancient carvings. However, the carvings here were much more detailed. Individual veins could be seen on the bulging cocks of various anthropomorphised animals.
Maul wore a Bantha costume with his horns sticking out of the top of it, he would groan like a Bantha before taking a deep glance at Obi-Wan, who was horrified. Obi-Wan quickly got on his feet while everybody else was hypnotized by Maul's double-sided monstrosity. General Kenobi took out his plasmacock and prepared to fight Maul as Blo's brains dripped off of the hydra-like penis made out of Beskar.
"Wowza, hesa weally isa lookin different without hesa legs," commented Jar Jar. Mace raised his fingers to his face and massaged between his eyes. "No, Jar Jar. He is a furry." Cody was so disgusted by Maul's deviance, he became flaccid for the first time in 4 months, losing his anchor in Mace's ass. He hit the floor with a splat, landing in the brain-and-blood slush that bedaubed the floor. Looking towards where his feet would be, Cody saw his limp dick, covered in the remains of his fallen comrade. Within an instant he was erect, leaping a few feet off the ground, where he remained as he balanced on his dick.
In the meantime, Darth Maul had managed to maneuver his massive furry costume so he was facing them. "MMMMMmmMNnnmmMmNullllllll" declared the behemoth. "Oh, I don't think so," protested Kenobi. "Mahmmmmmuuhnnmmm, mmmalllllnnuuu" it retorted. "No one talks to him like that!" Shouted Cody, hopping towards the Bantha at full speed. The Bantha swayed towards Cody, sending him flying as though he were a squirrel who lived on a railroad. Cody smacked against the wall, Blo's blood splattering his imprint in red. After sticking to the wall for a moment, he peeled off the wall and plummeted to his death. Luckily, he was able to grab hold of a ledge. Dangling upside down and supported only by his penis, he cried out, "help! The blood will rush to my head and out of my dick! I won't be able to hold on!"
Mace and Obi squared off with Maul. "Senators, go, save him!" commanded Mace. They ran towards Cody, who was bouncing up and down like a yo-yo as his penis became less rigid and more elastic.
On the ground, the two Jedi braced themselves as Maul pawed the ground, preparing to charge. It rushed forward, striking the Jedi head-on.
Padme and Jar Jar approached the wall as Cody lost his grip. Like a broken kite, his body fell first and his dick flapped behind him. Jar Jar threw himself forward with his dick leading; Cody landed on it, cushioning his fall. However, this made Jar Jar's dick compress, pushing air into his body with great pressure. The duck was blasted out of his ass, followed by a sound reminiscent of a Whoopie cushion.
The duck flew through the hall, between the two airborne Jedi, and over the would-be sith lord. Turned and watched the duck, entranced, as his dicks doubled in size. This was the distraction Kenobi needed. He jumped into the air and ignited his penis, shouting "DUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT". Falling from the skies, he thrusted his saber into his foe. "WWWWWWUMMMMMMaaaaaaajaauuu…" the creature cried out with its last breath.
Mace walked over to Cody and re-latched his friend. Jar Jar stood up, his dick having the same stiffness as a twice-used condom. Obi-Wan pulled his dick out of the heap of fur. "Come on guys," he said, as he heaved the dead man over his shoulder. "We need to figure out where grievous went."
Obi-Wan milked Maul's corpse as a source of light while they hunted for information. "I found a terminal," Mace called out. He sat down in the chair and touched the screen. He frowned. "It is sticky." He was presented with a login screen.
USERNAME: xX_SEXYBANTHA69_Xx
"what could his password be?" asked Kenobi. "B-A-N-T-H-A" Mace typed with his dark strong fingers. The computer let out an unapproving beep. "F-U-R" he entered. The computer let out another dissenting beep. "Let me try," said Kenobi. "Take a seat," answered Windu, offering his friend the chair. Ben began typing. "I sexually Identify as a Bantha. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of bumbling over the sand dunes dropping hot sticky poodoo on disgusting child slaves. People say to me that a person being a Bantha is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a huge fur coat, tusks, and a tail on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "MUUURRrrruu" and respect my right to eat Bantha fodder. If you can't accept me you're a banthaphobe and need to check your sentience privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." It worked. Once in the system, Obi-Wan checked the history "tuskenfantasy? No… sandissofterthanskin? No…. skype call? Mace look". They checked the call details. "The transmission originated from Mandalore," noted Obi-Wan. "Then that is where we shall go next," declared Master Windu.
Chapter 4: Mandalore
They walk onto the dock, greeted by Mandalore's renowned customs officers. While Obi-Wan deals with customs, a clone falls to the ground and Cody scoots forward like an inchworm to free his penis of the dead man's throat. Obi-Wan wiped the cum off of his mouth as more dripped down his thigh. "You are free to enter, welcome to Mandalore," said the officials, zipping up their pants and fisting each other's anuses.
Cody once again hopped into Mace's ass, causing them both to subtly moan. The party continued through the vast, womb shaped gates that dripped with a mysterious white liquid. Slipping and sliding on the moist floor, they discussed where they should go. Obi-Wan put the idea forward that they go to the government building, he had some "unfinished business" to attend to over there. The Cody-Windu mixture suggested asking a government official if they knew of any transmissions made about sexually identifying as a bantha. Obi-Wan's nipples hardened at the thought of going to the government buildings. Jar Jar called for a taxi to pick them up, and they sat down of the peach coloured seats. Mace's ass sank comfortably into the leathery covering. The material did seem quite odd, it was almost like a tiled leather, but very soft. "What is this material?" Padme inquired, licking it to test for a taste. She thought it tasted slightly coarse, rough, maybe irritating? She had tasted it before, but she was unsure of when. "it's foreskin" came the gruff reply of the ithorian driver. Padme was outraged in a sort of turned on way. How could they slaughter innocent people for their foreskin? Her pussy leaked a small amount and Mace took a huge shit in disgust. Kenobi, however, just sat dreaming about what was to come while his comrades ate Master Windu's poo marinaded in Padme juice.
"Here we are, Mandalore's palace," confirmed the taxi driver. After licking up the last bits of their delightful dinner, our heroes stepped out of the speeder. Another taxi came to a stop behind theirs. The door lifted open and a tall, dark, and handsome man stepped out while a short Togruta remained inside. "BAIL!" shouted Padme, jumping into her colleague's arms. Despite her pregnancy, Ambassador Organa lifted her up with his strong arms. His broad shoulders flexed as she wrapped her legs around his waist. He had to holder her horizontally to leave room for her 4 foot baby bump. His cock became instantly erect, tearing right through both of their clothes. She moaned, and the baby stirred, creating an almost vibrational sensation for Bail. This made him ejaculate so fiercely that Padme was launched off his cock like an autistic child in a catapult.
Ahsoka, who had been struggling with her seat belt, finally managed to free herself and joined Organa at his side. "What brings you two to Mandalore?" asked Kenobi. "A new faction has gained control of the Mandalorian government, Ahsoka and I are here to gain their alliance before the separatists do," Organa answered. "What about you? Why are you here?" said Ahsoka. "Weesa investigating a meesteewios twansmission from here to Darth Maul!"
The fellowship walked together up the palace steps. There was a dent in the wall where Padme had slammed into it. "Oh my Padme how you've grown!" said Ahsoka noting that Padme was now wider than she was tall. "This extra weight is really hurting my back… I don't know if I can walk," she groaned. Ahsoka rolled her away from the door and Mace knocked. There was no answer. Obi Wan tried to open it. "It is locked," he reported. The crew looked for another way inside. Padme, who was on her back, pointed upwards. "Look!" she said. "A ventilation shaft!" there was a ventilation shaft, but it was extremely high above them. "Throw me," commanded Cody. "Even with the Force, we can't throw you that high," said Mace. "Hmm… I have an idea," said Master Kenobi. "Jar Jar, come here."
Obiwan grabbed the base of Jar Jar's floppy dick, and Mace grabbed the tip. They walked away from each other, stretching it to 6 feet long. Organa placed Cody in the middle, pulling him backwards and down. "Ready?" he asked. "Ready," said Cody. Bail let go, and Cody was slingshotted into the air, smashing right through the vent cover. "I am in," shouted Cody. "Toss it up." Bail pulled out the hook he always kept in his ass. He tied it to the end of Jar Jar's rope and slung it up to Cody, who caught it with his prehensile penis and secured it. "Okay, it is good," he called down. One by one, each member of the team climbed up Jar Jar's dick, until only he and Padme remained at the bottom. Ha grabbed hold of her and the people above pulled and pulled, but Jar Jar's cock only seemed to stretch. "Everyone at once… One, two, THREE!" They yanked with all their might. Jar Jar's snapped, one end flying upward. Jar Jar screamed in pain. Bail untied his hook and returned it to its holster before tossing the top half of Jar Jar's dick back down. It descended gently towards the earth like a feather, landing gingerly on Padme. "Come on Jar Jar, we can fix this. I think I saw a stapler in the ship." Jar Jar rolled Padme toward the taxi.
Up in the shaft, the party noticed the metal was cold, even frosted in places. "This must be the vent for the AC," said Cody. "Why would an air conditioning vent lead outside?" asked Ahsoka. "This palace also acts as a giant air conditioner for the planet. After the queen died, parliament repurposed the building. Now it is a cool 76 all year around." Ahsoka was not satisfied with this answer. "Where does all the heat go? It can't just disappear, that violates the laws of thermodynamics."
"The heat gets pumped into large warehouses, and once a month they ship it off to Mustafar, " he said. "Come on, we had better get moving."
As they moved forward they noticed another sound, a sort of humming or light buzzing. "What is that?" asked Ahsoka. Cody answered her, "that's the ventilation fan for the air conditioning, if we can get to it there will be an access hatch nearby. Come on!" It was such a small shaft everyone had to crawl, except of course for Cody who slithered along. Behind him, Obi Wan, Mace, Organa, and Ahsoka formed a human centipede inched along, each movement creating an audible clang that rippled through the aluminum tunnel. The whirring of the fan grew louder. The vent began to creak under the weight. "I don't think this can hold us much longer," warned Ahsoka. "It will be fine," Cody responded. "We are almost there." Cody moved forward. With a loud, metallic groan, the vent tore open right where he stood. Ahsoka dove forward, catching him as he fell. They plunged towards the ground together, and ahsoka threw him like a football back towards the vent. Kenobi Kenobi made an attempt to catch him but Mace tackled him before he had a chance. "Hey that's pass interference!" shouted Obi. Cody skidded down the vent ahead of them. Below them, a loud thud could be heard as Ahsoka slammed into the ground. Ahead of them, a loud grinding sound came from the vent, and blood could be seen trickling along the shimmering metal. It was quiet; the humming sound had stopped. "That must have been the ventilation fan," said Mace. Already they felt the heat rush through the vents. They force-dashed back through the vent, leaving Ahsoka in the room that was quickly filling with boiling hot air.
As the two Jedi Masters moved through the shaft, the heat vaporized the frost, filling the tunnel with steam. Unable to see, they quickly became lost. They could feel their skin cooking. They ignited their lightsabers and cut their way out. They landed on ice. "This must be how they cool the air," said Kenobi. They began to feel the hot air, the weight of it making the atmosphere feel thick and sticky. The ice began to melt.
Out in the ship, Padme and Jar Jar began to notice a change in the atmosphere. "Is it getting warmer to you?" "Yeesa," senator Binks replied.
"There has to be a way out of here, a service hatch or something!" shouted Kenobi. As the ice melted, they felt their socks become moist. "This may be our last moments," said Kenobi, looking into the dark eyes of his friend. "And our last chance." The embraced tenderly as the water rose to their ankles. Mace tore off Kenobi's clothes and Kenobi pulled down Mace's pants. Kenobi dropped on all fours. The water was up to his chin. Mace penetrated him, and Kenobi let out a soft moan that was interrupted by gurgling as the water rose to his mouth. A door opened up on the far side of the room, and the droids on the other side opened fire. Our heroes didn't notice; they were in pure ecstasy. As Mace thrust in and out, water sloshed around in Kenobi's gaping boipussy. They came simultaneously. The force from Windu's explosion sent his catcher skipping across the water like a stone. His loose anus whistled as he flew through the air, ending in a crash as the droids broke his fall.
Ahsoka Tano woke up in excruciating pain; it felt like her head was split open. She touched the source of the pain and it felt wet. She brought her fingers down in front of her to look at the blood, but instead found cum. She looked up, and realized she was at the center of an android bukkake session. Battle droids stood over her, their shiny metal cocks in hand. She knew what she had to do if she wanted to stay alive. She grabbed a cock in each hand; the metal was colder than she expected. In front of her stood OOM-9-inches, who shoved his rod down her throat. A super battle-droid inserted himself into her tight pussy, and a few droidekas forced their cocks into her tiny little asshole. "They've gone up the ventilation shaft!" noted an observer. She grabbed another cock with each lekku, which allowed access to her ears for two more. A pair of IG-100s took advantage of her nostrils. She began moving herself, rocking her whole body in order to please everyone. OOM-9-inches let out a soft moan, "roger roger."
Obi-Wan Kenobi climbed out of the junk pile he had landed in. He ran back to the door and cried out for his ebony lover, searching for him through the thick steam veil. A boiled Windu floated across the surface of the water, face down. Obi-Wan grabbed him by the feet and pulled him through the door. As he did, the door came down and destroyed Windu's neck. His penis deflated like a sad balloon-snake. "No!" shouted Kenobi. "DON'T DIE ON ME!" He pulled out his lightsaber and cut off the onix phallus at the base. He blew into it until it was erect, then tied it off. Then he cut off his swollen balls, stapling his new items to his belt. "There," he said, satisfied.
Obi-Wan ran down the corridor. He heard something and stopped. "That sounds like Bukkake Droids! Ahsoka!" He followed the sound to a closed door and began to cut it open.
Jar Jar and Padme stood in an inch of water, which rose as they continued to sweat. "This heat is making me have contractions!" Jar Jar grabbed the controls to the ship. "I gotta get yousa out of here!" He randomly and urgently mashed buttons on the console. Just then, a few beeps and whistles came from a strangely dark corner of the ship. R2Dicks2 came out of the shadows, his two metal members clanging behind him. "R2," Padme began, "why is it that you are only now getting involved, when you have supposedly been on the ship the entire time?" R2 whistled. "Oh yeah, that is the perfect explanation that fills all plot holes related to your absence! Thanks!" R2 penetrated the ship to take control. The ship moaned. As the ship took off, R2 engaged the drain system, and the sweat was sprayed as a mist over the city. "What is that sound?" asked Jar-Jar. "It sounds like a large crowd screaming in agony as salt gets in their eyes," replied Padme.
Obi-Wan finished cutting out a piece of the door and force trusted. It flew into the room, crushing the battle droids and Ahsoka against the back wall. "How did this happen!" he said. "We're smarter than this." He lifted the door and placed it aside. "Good thing you were covered in this gel," he observed. "It softened the blow." Ahsoka stood up and began taking off her sticky shirt. "Let's go get grievous," she said as she took off her pants.
They took off down the hall towards the main chamber. They came to a fork in the hall. "Let's split up," said Kenobi. "Surely a padawan such as yourself is experienced enough to pursue a sith lord alone." Ahsoka blushed and looked away. "Let's stay together, master." Obi-Wan, being a man of the flesh, could not help but oblige.
As Ahsoka ran down the hall, her breasts bounced with each step. Every time her foot hit the ground, they came close and closer to escaping their cloth prison. Master Kenobi's eyes were fixed on her chest.
They reached the chamber. "This is it," he warned. "Dicku is here, I can sense it."
R2, Jar Jar and Padme were enjoying eachother, when a transmission came in from the chancellor. "Padme my dear," he said sweetly. "There is no room in the hospital for you. 10 months ago we accidentally spilled an aphrodisiac in the water supply, so all beds are full of mothers in labor." Padme screamed as she had a contraction. "That's alright, I don't think I will make it to a hospital in time anyway."
Inside the chamber, Satine lay lifeless on the floor. But she was not the only corpse in the room; in fact, the chamber was littered with dead bodies, all of which had at least one of their holes gaping wide open. Dicku let his most recent lover fall to the ground to join the rest. "Necrophilia!" Ahsoka noted loudly. "No wonder you are so evil." Dicku ignited his lightsaber, laughing. "You should try it sometime," he said. "In fact, I would love to show you personally." He threw lightning at her, which she blocked with her lightsaber. "Master," she cried. "Help!" but her master did not notice her pleas; he was reunited with his one true love. Tears in his eyes, he made love to her one last time, and with his orgasm she was torn in half. He turned around and saw Ahsoka being electrocuted. He ran at Dicku, who dropped the padawan to face Kenobi. But Kenobi caught him off guard and beheaded him. "Wow," Ahsoka said. "That was kind of anticlimactic for such an important villain."
"Maybe," he replied. "But we are almost at the end of this adventure and the authors just want to be done with it."
"Alright," sad Ahsoka, whose top had been charred enough that a lone nipple was able to peak over. "Let's go home."
They ran back the way they came, when suddenly they found themselves surrounded by droidickas, two at each end of the hall. He grabbed one of the black balls dangling from his belt. Using the ebony rod, he hit the teste like a baseball, hitting one droidekas and bouncing into the other, destroying both. He turned around and did the same for the others.
When they got outside, they looked for their ship, but found only citizens writhing in pain as they held their eyes. "How will we get home?" Asked Ahsoka as her top finally gave up and fell to the ground. "Well, Leia as able to Mary Poppins herself a couple hundred yards, and she wasn't even a Jedi." Ahsoka's eyes lit up. "Then we should be able to go much further!" The pair put their hands forward and floated off the planet towards Coruscant.
Chapter 5: Return to Coruscant
Before the two could get out of Mandalores orbit, a ship jumped out of hyperspace right in front of them. Obi Wan looked over at Ahsoka who was beginning to drift in the opposite direction. "Oh dear" he said. Quickly, Obi Wans throbbing jedi cock, at least the remains of it, tore through his robes and extended rapidly towards Ahsokas no longer tight pussy, and grappled on. "This should do it" he exclaimed. Two small ships from the unknown cruiser approach the pair, and extended a magnetic grapple which immediately caught hold of Obi Wans ebony rod. Pulled aboard, the two are met with an empty cargo bay. "Where are we?" exclaimed Ahsoka confused. But before Obi Wan could respond, the cargo bay doors opened and a flapping sound could be heard. "Money does not work on me, only hard cocks" said the voice just behind the door. "It cant be…" Obi Wan said softly. "Ahaha perfect. The two of you are already prepared for the show!" said watto. "How the fuck di-... that is the biggest bulge ive ever seen" said Obi Wan, looking down at wattos tight little pants. "Yout two are the lucky winners for my new business. I call it… the casting couch" putting his arms out in front of him. "Please, come in" watto said. Obi Wan takes the lead with his dick locked hard into place in Ahsokas now loose hanging pussy. The Cameras, the lights, the sweet smell of cum and sweat. "This… now this i do not have a bad feeling about" says Obi Wan, amazed at the entire production. Before he could take another step forward, Ahsoka rips out Obi Wans cock, and activates her scissor clit, jumps up and whips it across wattos nose, slicing it clean off. Grabbing the nose off the ground, she shoves it up her vagina, then rams the other end up wattos ass so far it comes back out his mouth. Choking on his own nose, watto flies into the wall pulling Ahsoka with him. Obi Wan quickly intervenes by once again extending his jedi cock into the airlock control switch sucking the 3 of them back into space. Watto now frozen in space no longer fights the padawan. "Do you think you got him?" said obi wan. Ahsoka smirked in response. Taking the remains of his nose out of her vagina, she re-grappled Obi Wans cock inside, buried his face in her tits so it wouldn't get cold, and they once again began flying towards coruscant.
Upon re-entry into Coruscant, the pair used their immeasurable sex drive in combination with their immense power in the force to slow their decent. "Another happy landing" said Obi Wan as they touched down, now noticing all of Ahsokas clothes have been completely burned off during the burn into Coruscant. His cock now at half chub, "so uncivilized" he whispered under his breath, as the two made their way to Dex's diner for a drink.
At the bar, they met up with Padme and Jar Jar. Obi got them all drinks, placing a small fizzy tablet in one of them. He walked over to the table, and extended the fizzy drink toward Ahsoka, but before she could grab it, Jar Jar's tongue snapped out and pulled the cup into his mouth. He chewed the glass to pieces. "Crunchy," he noted, before passing put onto the table. Blood pooled from his mouth.
"So uncivilised," Obi-Wan remarked. As he did a triple flip from his sitting position while Ron Weasley whistled the Star Spangled Banner from the opposite end of the diner.
"ENOUGH" cried Ahsoka, as she flung her steaming hot macchiato at the freckled pom.
"Padme is going into labor!" Ahsoka shouted over the sound of Ron's flesh being melted off his bones.
Ahsoka and Obi-Wan grabbed Padme by the arms and legs and carried her out of the diner. Padme's belly grew at an alarming rate, and she became heavier and heavier. They hailed a cab and tossed her in the back. "Get her to the Jedi Temple!" shouted Obi. The cab struggled to move under her immense weight. The rear of the vehicle scraped against the ground, creating sparks as it moved. They would have requested a police escort, but the horrible sound of metal on asphalt cleared all traffic within a mile.
By the time the cab reached the temple, Padme had grown too large to enter. The cab stopped in the courtyard, wheezing. A medical droid rushed out to meet her. Her abdomen ripped open, sending blood and afterbirth in all directions. Padme let out a cry of pain. The medical droid assessed the damage to Padme. "Ooba ooba:(" it said. "She lost the will to live."
Meanwhile, the figure that had been dwelling with her emerged from the mess of entrails. Ahsoka and Obiwan both gasped. "Omae wa mou shindeiru!" it said, as a robotic tentacle extended. "What abomination is this?" cried out Obi-Wan. "Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!"
"B-Baka" it replied. "While you learned the Force, I studied the blade. While you hunted sith lords, I studied the blade. While you studied the blade, I studied the blade."
"You won't get away this time, Grievous-sama!" Ahsoka screamed. Grievous unhooked his cloak, which was actually a body pillow. His robo-tentacle-dick split in half. He charged the Jedi, his dicks clashing with their sabers. "It is Beskar!" said Obi-Wan. "Very good senpai," Grievous said. "Not even your sabers can cut it! Plus, it is desu kawaii."
Ahsoka and Obiwan rolled away from each other, breaking out of the clash. "Distract him!" she yelled. Obi-Wan faced down Grievous. "Tsundere Jedi, I am your shimigami." His tentacles divided again, creating 4 robotic phalli. He began spinning them. Obi-Wan charged, but the wind generated by the spinning dicks was too strong, and he was blown across the courtyard. "Now for the Lolita," the cyborg remarked, turning towards Ahsoka. Ahsoka turned around, holding his body pillow. "Don't move or the pillow gets it."
"Get your dirty paws off of my waifu!"
He extended a tentacle towards her, penetrating her. She let out a soft moan and dropped the body pillow. Grievous grabbed it with another tentacle, and inspected it. There was a small tear in the fabric. "NANI," he screamed in rage. The tentacle in Ahsoka extended, ripping through her body and head, her lekku shuddered as the vibrations of the tentacle coursed through her body. Course not coarse, because sand is coarse and Ahsoka knew from her Master that coarse things were not good. Which proved immensely useful given her natural biology as a hairless Togruta.
Obi-Wan teleported behind him. "Nothing personel, kid."
