By the friends in Hillsburrito, OR
Disclaimer: We do not own pretty much anything in this except for our own plot? and imagination.
PART 1; The ACCIDENT
It all began on a beautiful morning in the savannah.
"This is ABC News here in the African savannah where the new king has been born. Simba was born this morning at 6pm yesterday. At 50,000 lb. and 5" tall he was a healthy baby that was born with many std's. OH! Here he comes...(lion cries) NOOOOOOO!!!! I dropped my sandwich...oh and the baby's falling. (SQUISH)HE LANDED IN A MUDDY CRACK...oh that's not mud and that's giraffe's...
The Disney Disaster PART2; TINKERBELLS RAGETinkerbell has always been angry and has always had a grudge against Peter Pan. It's not her fault she wasn't "the best" in Neverland. Well one day the bacon hit the grease and Tinkerbell went wacky as woleroonies. Peter pan comes along and says "hey tink watcha doin". Tink couldn't handle it and Tinkerbell turned around with this evil demented look and said. "I'LL TINK YOU WITH THIS HATCHET!!!" Then she happily cut his head off and flew away on Dumbo with Peter's head in her hand to Michael Jackson's house. I wonder why.
PART 3; Alice in Pubertyland (Aka: Her growth spurt.)Alice was only a 3 year old when she went into Michael Jackson's house. It was very pretty with lots of makeup and nice dresses for her to wear and stuff to eat. She saw a lovely dognut (in the book it is known as a doughnut) and a cup of pee on the table. She saw it and was tempted, it was too much. She was obsessed she couldn't think of anything else so she ravenously devoured it. It gave her an orgasmic feeling in her mouth that she never felt before (she is only 3) it was like she was 17 again. Although everything with a good side has a bad side. Good news; she was growing. Bad news; leg and armpit hair. Good news; her hair became thicker. Bad news; it was her armpit hair. Good news; she looked older. Bad news; it was the acne. Suddenly the government breaks into the house. They said "What did you do to this girl?" Michael Jackson replied with a soft voice, "I did nothing you guys are so ignorant heehee!" Alice was forced to leave by her parents. As she was walking out she saw a rabbit, he said, "Excuse me sir." She forgot the pee to shrink. DUDUDU!
PART 4;The not-so magic carpet ride
"Hello jasmine" said Aladdin
"Who are you?" said Jasmine
"I'm your...um...can I use your bathroom?"
"What? I guess so."
76 and a half min. later
"OH YEAH!!! That was awesome! You got plumbing! Oh and don't worry I didn't lose your lotion I found that crap works well" said Aladdin
"Eww! But for some odd reason that's very sexy"
Aladdin jumps on his carpet and holds out his hand
"Do you trust me?"
"No...yes." says jasmine and grabs his hand
"Doesn't it suck when you pee on your hands" says Aladdin
"Yeah! Let's ride!"
While flying Aladdin's butt breaks out in the tune of a whole new world.
"Where's that music coming from and why are you making funny faces?" said Jasmine
"It's love, baby. Love." aid Aladdin
To be continued...Or not!
