I do not JTHM or Naruto, but enjoy anyway!!
----Chapter 1. Nny + Gaara ???----
Gaara woke up, he relied that he was pinned up against the wall, from by his arms and legs. "Huh? Where am I?"
"So...you're awake?" said a long slim figure, just approaching Gaara. "Finally!" Out came out a strange dressed boy, he was rather pale. "I was running out of blood for my wall, and I needed more, good thing I ran into you." Gaara stared coldly at this guy, as he giggled.
"Who are you?" Gaara asked, straggling a little.
"Me? Well, I'm Johnny C. but you can call me Nny, Who are you?"
"What does it matter, you don't need to know my name."
"Really? How else are we gonna be friends then?"
"Friends, but aren't you gonna kill me?"
"I like to get know my victims, before I kill them." The boy Nny grinned in a sweet/creepy way.
"I'm Gaara," He replied, Nny's grin grew bigger.
"Oooh! Gaara sounds like an interesting name." said Johnny, "You will be interesting to kill, but like I said, I might as well get to know you better."
Nny went ahead and told Gaara about himself, and about the Styrofoam things that talk to him, and about his comic, Happy Noodle Boy.
"Now tell me about you," said Nny, as he grabbed himself a chair and sat down on it. He rested his chin upon the back of his hand.
"Hm?"
"Come on! Tell me, before I kill you!" Gaara sighed, and told him all about his childhood, his mom, his sand, where he was born, and his brother and sister, Kankuro and Temari.
"That all seems very interesting!" said Nny, as he got up from his chair, "But unfortunately I got to kill you now..." Nny got out a hatchet from some closet full of weapons and torture tools.
"But you can't." said Gaara,
"Why not?"
"My sand, it will not let you, it will block every move you make."
"Oi?" Nny raised the hatchet and swinged it towards Gaara's head, but the sand just bounced it back to the floor. "The fuck?" Nny got some other weapon and flinged to Gaara, ending up with the same result. He tried everything to kill Gaara, but the sand would just bounced it back to the ground.
"Dude!" Johnny said, "That's amazing! I would give anything just to get that power!" Nny smiled warmly to Gaara, till he got a devious idea. "Wait a minute, you said that you kill people too, right?"
"That is correct," said Gaara, Nny began to giggle alot, that then turn into laughs. "Do you know what this means?" said Nny, between laughs.
Gaara shook his head, Nny came close to him. "We, both of us, can kill together."
"Kill together?"
"Why not! I'm mean, we're both invincible!" Nny began to pace and mumble for a bit, "We can kill as a team, as a..." Nny's eyes widen, he turned to Gaara, "As BFF's!"
"BFF?" Gaara's face turned into a puzzled look, "As in Best friends...
Nny's face came close to Gaara's enough for them to be touching noses. "Forever!!"
Well that's it, end of Chapter 1 hope you like it!
