Me : Hey guys, and welcome toooooooo... DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

*drum roll in background*

Me : A T&D! I kept wanting to get around to it but you know... I lazy. Anyway, for this AWESOME T&D, we have the four penguins, of course.

Private : *waves shyly*

Rico : Wassup

Kowalski : Do I have to be here? My back-to-life-laser needs to be worked on!

Skipper : I agree with the mad scientist. Why are we here?

Me : *death glares* im going to make like this if its the last thing thing I do. Next, we have my OC, Haley!

Haley : Herro everyone!

Me : Haley will be starring in some upcoming stories, so I thought I would add her into the game so you could get to know her. Here's all the info you need about her.

Name : Haley

Gender : Female

Species : Penguin

Age : 12

Looks : Long brown hair, blue sparkling eyes. Not as tall as Kowalski and Rico but not as short as Private or Skipper.

Crush : Private or Kowalski

Likes : cooking, reading, writing, helping Kowalski in the lab, occasionally watching the Lunacorns with Private. Combat training, and is always looking out for her friends.

Dislikes : Juliens all night parties, sleep-deprived Skipper, and when she feels awkward around Private when he starts going off about the Lunacorns.

Me : that's all you need to know! If someone could draw a picture of what you think she would look like on Deviantart, then send me a link, it would be the BEST. I would use it as the main photo for the story, if you wouldn't mind.

Haley : Yay! I'm special!

Me : Other people we have here are Marlene, Julie-

Julien : that's KING Julien!

Me : *rolls eyes* yeah, okay, fine. KING Julien, and Dr. Blowhole.

Marlene : Hey!

KING Julien : Hello, my royalist subjects!

Me : They're not your subjects...they're reviewers!

King Julien : HA! They are now!

Dr. Blowhole : And I worked with him for a while...

Me : yeah... Well... Now you've met everyone! PM me your T&Ds so we can get started! I support gay couples, like Kovate, (Kowalski + Private) Kico, (Kowalski + Rico) Pripper (Skipper + Private) stuff like that! For some reason, I really DONT like Skilene, but if you guys want to do it, that's fine.

You or your OC can come in to deliver the dares. If its you that's doing them, just say so. If its your OC, give me a laid out plat form of what they are, like I did for Haley. Thanks!

If you guys want me to do a certain dare with people other than who we have here, like Hans or Maurice, you can still dare them! I'll have them come in just for that dare. But to keep things at least a LITTLE sane, I'll only have them come in for the one dare, then they'll leave. Unless I get a lot of people wanting them to be on for good. You can also T&D me, if you want.

Send in your dares and have fun! Peace!

Everyone : BBBAAAAIII