Chapter One
StereoxHearts
I hate girls. They're loud, they're screechy and they're constantly complaining about the struggles in their lives even though it's blatant that no one gives a crap.
I hate them all. I hate the loud, obnoxious ones that think they're the best thing around. You're not, and probably no one but your mother or whoever wants to gain access into your pants thinks that.
I hate the independent ones that say they don't need help from anyone, especially a man. I wouldn't help you anyway, and stop being so high and mighty, it's annoying. Anyone who is that proud of being independent is going to remain independent, aka: alone. Don't worry you won't have any man to complain about.
I hate quiet girls who won't speak up even when spoken to. You have a mouth and a voice for a reason, why don't you use it once in a while and stop wasting it. You're a human being, show some human qualities like communicating with others.
I hate insecure girls. No one wants to baby you and constantly shower you with compliments. It's annoying and repetitive. If you don't like yourself get over it, change it, or shut up. No one gives a crap after hearing it constantly.
I hate girls who think they're one of the guys. I don't care if you play sports, video games and have all guy friends. You have a vagina, breasts, and PMS. You're a female not a 'guy', so shut up.
I hate girly girls. No one knows what you're talking about. Stop attempting to make us guys learn what goes on in your brain. We don't want to know, and if they do, they're either pretending to in order to hump you or they're gay.
I hate girls who complain about guys. Shut up. It's annoying and it makes you look desperate, needy and it shows the reason you're alone. No one's perfect, not even you.
I hate girls who are in love. They're either constantly excited and bragging, or constantly whining and complaining. Either way, they're sharing unnecessary information. Keep your life to yourself.
And lastly, I hate girls who make you fall in love with them. You're the most annoying of all. The feelings you make us guys feel are sick, unethical and unhealthy. And it becomes even worse when we realize we can't have you, no matter how bad we want you.
Yeah. Girls that make you fall for them, are the reason we act like dicks to the rest of you.
