Nara Shikamaru was bored.

B. O. R. E. D. Bored.

There were no clouds today, no missions, nothing that interested him.

Nope, nothing at all.

Wait...

Were those people?

Normal, Un-Ninja people like Civilians?

No Freaking Way!

Time for some entertainment...

Being the ever sneaky ninja he is, he 'poofed' onto a tree branch near them and jumped around them for a little while.

Two teenagers, ages: sixteen to nineteen. No weapons visible. Heh.

He jumped down behind them and grabbed the female-they were always so easy to control in hostage situations.

"Yo. Who are you? Why are you here?" he pulled out a Kunai and tapped it against his thigh.

"Um...um..." The boy stammered, while the girl just glared up at him through her bangs. "We came to find some guy our mom knew. All we know is that is name is Shika, mom called him a 'lazy ass ninja who only watched clouds'. Know who he is? Or where we can find him?"

"Yes. Here." Shikamaru let go of the girl who moved to stand beside her brother.

"Yes you know him and where he is? Or Yeah, I don't really care?" the girl folded her arms.

Shikamaru pointed to himself. "Me, Nara Shikamaru. What do you want?"

"To thank you." The boy.

"Why?"

"You banged mom and she had us. Easy peezy lemon squeezie. Besides, I wanted to know my dad." The girl was very blunt.

But Shikamaru didn't believe them.

"Yeah, sure, of course I'm your dad. Ha ha funny, get lost." He turned to leave when something hit the back of his head.

"You gave that to our mom! Right before she left with two other women! It is yours isn't it?" He picked up the Leaf Headband that he had given to a woman he loved a long time ago. To my little cloud watcher, you'll always be a ninja to me! Shika.

Well shit...


A/N: so i realized that i had Gaaras in the present, today, not Naruto world. My mistake, its meant to be IN Narutos world.
there will be In TOTAL FIVE little story beginnings, and then the ACTUAL story.

hope you like them!