Author's Note: Hi

Author's Note: Hi! I'm Melara's little brother, Chris! I'm using her account because I can't get onto Fanfiction.net! (stupid parental controls)

Melara: Hi peoples!

Chris: Well then, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!

Melara: Hold it!

Chris: What?

Melara: You have to do warnings and a disclaimer first.

Chris: oh, right.

Warnings: This fic will be a tad OOC. My apologies. This will also have references to some of Cherry Blossom's and Melara's fics.

Melara: *blink, blink* that was short, and pointless.

Chris: But informative!

Melara: *blink, blink* Riiiight… Moving on

Disclaimer: If I owned Gundam Wing, we would be out of business in five days. I do not own the word 'yayness' (you can get the gun away from my head now, Melara)

Melara: Um… why would you be out of business?

Chris: Too much sarcasm?

Melara: o.O Forget I asked.

Chris: And now, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!

Party Time!!!!!

Chris: Hi everyone! I suppose you are all wondering why you're here,

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!

Chris: Well, I decided to throw a party and invite all my friends!

Trowa: I see Quatre, Heero, Wufei, Duo, and me.

Duo: *whispers to Heero* Not the most popular kid at school…

Chris: *zaps Duo into pink tutu* I can be worse than Cherry Blossom if you push me!

GPs: AHHHHHHHH

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

Duo: GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!!!

Chris: *zaps tutu off of Duo* Now Duo, I invite you and everyone else to my party.

GPs (excluding Wufei): Party!!!

Wufei: smeg

Chris: *crosses arms* Party pooper Wu-wu! *zaps Wufei into the pink tutu*

Duo: *laughs hysterically*

Chris: Now pardon me but… *uses Ace Ventura voice* LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!

*Trap door in ceiling opens and disco ball comes out*

Chris: *zaps tutu off of Wufei*

Wufei/Trowa: *start dancing to music*

Quatre: I'll order pizza!! *pulls out cell phone and dials number* Yes, I'll have *looks at Duo* 5 cheese, 10 pepperoni, 15 pineapple, and 20 mushroom pizzas, all extra large. *pauses* Yes, I am rich. *pauses* Yes, Duo is here…

Chris: Heero, for you *brought Heero to duck hunt game* I made a modification… *hands Heero an electric beam cannon connected to the Nintendo*

Heero: *evil smirk*

Chris: and Duo, *uncovers full size model of the Eiffel tower made entirely of pocky*

Duo: ^_______________________________________^

*the party went well until there was a knock at the door, and it wasn't the pizza…*

Relena: Hi Heero!

GP: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!

Heero: *mysteriously disappears*

(Luckily, a muse had found me already)

Chris: Liz!

*Chris' muse came running in*

Liz: Yes?

Chris: Give Wufei a full police outfit!

Liz: *gives Wufei a complete police costume*

Wufei: Relena, you are under arrest! *pulls out handcuffs*

Relena: *struggles against handcuffs* But… but…

Wufei: *drags Relena off to jail* Justice shall prevail!!!

Chris: I love making people do stuff! Now Liz, Go play Duck hunt with Heero.

Liz: Yes sir. *runs off* Yay!

Ding dong!

Duo: I'll get it! *grabs knife off of table*

Pizza guy: AAAAAAA-ugh… *collapses*

Quatre: Duo, you need the money!

Duo: It was free!

GP/Liz/Chris: PIZZA!!!!!

Duo: Yum! *gulps down every single pizza in one minute* Hey, there's one more! *opens box* AAAAHHHH *keels over*

Wufei: *comes back from jail* Mmm! Anchovies! *eats pizza*

Everyone except Duo/Wufei: Whaaat?!! ;__;

Quatre: O.O *shakily* The last pizza… @.@ BWAHAHAHA!!! I WILL DESTROY BOTH OF YOU!!! *grabs pizza cutter*

*lightning flashes*

Bweep… Bweep… This program has been interrupted for a required weekly test. Bweep… Bweep… Bweep… thank you for waiting!

Quatre: *on the table with pizza cutter* BWA HA HA HA!!!

Relena: *head rolling on the floor*

Heero: *unconscious under pizza boxes*

Duo: *head stuffed in toilet*

Wufei: *buried alive*

Chris: *deprived of author powers, and pinned to the wall with… spoons?*

Liz: *too absorbed in duck hunt to help*

Trowa: *missing*

Meanwhile, at the psychiatrists…

Trowa: I need to hire a psychiatrist.

Man: I guessed. *indicates sign that says 'line up here to hire psychiatrist'

Trowa: ^__^;;;;

Man: What do you need one for?

Trowa: I need to stop my friend, who has been driven insane by pizza, from blowing up the neighborhood.

Man: Here you are.

Tessae: Look, don't tell Kat, it's a day job.

(Note: Tessae is Kat's muse. Kat is Melara's best friend. Melara is my older sister. Is that plane enough for you?)

Meanwhile, back at my house…

Quatre: HA HA HA HA HA!!!! *inches towards Duo's braid with pizza cutter*

Trowa: *Grabs Quatre and sits him on a long red couch.*

Tessae: *sits on white recliner* So, what made you so angry?

Quatre: ;__; Duo and Wufei ate the pizzas I got for everyone. *sniff*

Tessae: I have a solution, *holds out 8 personal pan pizzas*

GPs (well, the ones that can talk): Yay!!!!

Later…

*everyone munches on their own pizza*

Duo: I'm sorry Quatre…

Trowa: there's still 1 (wait, Wufei's still underground…) 2 pizzas left. Who gets them?

Chris: That's easy. Tessae! Tsuru! Pizza!!!

(note: Tsuru is Melara's muse. Melara is my sister. She is not in this story yet. There will be a quiz at the end of this fic, so study hard.)

Tessae/Tsuru: Yay! ^____^

To be continued… (if I get reviews) So, Review, my slaves. REVIEW!!!!!

Melara: o.O this is what happens when you give my little brother a note book…

Chris: Touch my notebook you die…

Melara: The thought never crossed my mind…

Chris: Of course it didn't. You don't have thoughts, unless you've gone crazy…

Melara: And you think I was ever sane?

Chris: Okay, when you're dangerous then.

Wufei: Don't speak of things which you know nothing about…

Chris: I live with her Wuffie…

Melara: *zaps the rampaging Wu-man out of the room* I think he was referring to the fact that I'm always dangerous.

Chris: Only with your zapping finger…

Melara: _ There called amazing authoress powers. GET IT RIGHT!!!!!

Chris: See ya next time! *runs out before Melara can kill him*

Melara: Um… Review? Bye.