A/N A lot of people wanted a sequel to Starlight Night, so here it is! Again this is made to mock Twilight, and all of it's gayness. Flame if you wish. I don't own Naruto, or Simple Plan, and Thank GOD I don't own Twilight!! Reviews are much appreciated!
Naruto woke up in his be expecting to see his sparkly, vampire boyfriend sitting in his room like he usually was. But he was sadly alone. Deciding Sasuke must be out doing fun vampire things, (cause you know being a vampire is such Fun!!) Naruto went outside to take a walk.
As Naruto was walking through the park, Sasuke suddenly jumped down in front of him, with his vampire MAGIC!
"Hey Naruto I have to tell you something." Sasuke said with no emotion in his voice.
Naruto who was overjoyed to see Sasuke replied, "What is it my love?"
"Well, Naruto I decided, that I really don't love you after all, though two days ago I was really positive I did. Even though we still haven't known each other that long."
At hearing these words Naruto starting crying and then burst into song. He belted out the lyrics to 'Your love is a lie' by Simple Plan.
Sasuke stood brooding and leaned against a tree as Naruto finished singing. "Ya well, I'm gonna move really far away now. So bye." Though Sasuke didn't really want to leave. He thought it would be best so his vampire magic didn't get Naruto into trouble.
Naruto walked home alone and cried in his room for hours, over the loss of his sparkly vampire. Suddenly he heard a knock on his bedroom door. It was Kiba, the werewolf!! Kiba opened the door and sat on Naruto's bed, "Oh don't cry Naruto. I'm a werewolf! And I hated your vampire boyfriend Sasuke because apparently vampires and werewolves hate each other! So don't feel bad!"
Naruto then proceeded to make out with Kiba because he missed Sasuke sooooo incredibly much. (Ya doesn't make much sense does it!?) Now that Sasuke was gone Naruto decided he needed a new magical boyfriend so he started hanging out with Kiba more and more. Kiba loved Naruto, though he really knew nothing about him. But hey what does knowing each other matter? So Kiba built Naruto a motorcycle, because werewolves absolutely LOVE riding motorcycles, and building them!
Naruto told Kiba he loved him too, though deep down in his shallow little heart he still loved Sasuke. After Naruto started riding this magic motorcycle made by his new boyfriend, he started having paranoid delusions of Sasuke's voice in his head! So he started doing more and more dangerous things, so he could hear this voice of his own paranoia.
One day Naruto decided to go cliff diving to hear Sasuke's voice. But one of Sasuke magical vampire 'family' members, TenTen, was spying on Naruto using her magical vampire visions. She saw Naruto about to cliff dive and mistook it that he was going to commit suicide.
She told Sasuke this, and Sasuke decided to commit suicide as well. When suddenly Naruto got a chance to talk to Sasuke's magical family, he explained to them that he was still indeed alive. So Sasuke's vampire family picked up Naruto and went to find Sasuke before he could kill himself. His plan was to get the magical vampire counsel (cause they totally have those) to kill him! But Naruto arrived in the nick of time, of course, and stopped Sasuke.
So they went back home and Naruto completely blew off Kiba now that he had Sasuke back.
THE END
