Hey all!! Sara here with a new little story thingy! I just wanted to get away from all the drama of "Finding Your Heart" for a minute. Uh... I decided to do this one night when my friend Becca was over.
Becca: was? HEY IM STILL HERE!!
Sara: ah yes... how could I forget? -.-
Becca: Ho for sale! Six bucks an hour! Is pointing at Sara...
Sara: HEY! I'll hit you with a ho... shakes fist
Becca: and who is this Ho?
Sara: Kagome. both break into hysterics Whoo... good times good times. Well, we are both kinda high on Coke and Dr. Pepper right now at... checks watch on my hand wow... 3:01 am!!
Becca: blink
Sara: damn Nerd, took ya long enough to type that. -.-
Becca: All this Becca does is blink.
Sara: blink uh... are you making fun of your mate?
Becca: mumbles I'm gonna kill that lady... shakes fist in the general direction of Texas
Sara: don't mind her... she wants to kill on of my online friends cuz they were kicking Sesshomaru in the balls and pulling his hair.
Becca: PULLING HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! sniffle and cries my poor mate!! starts mumbling death sentences
Sara: uh... yeah.... ANYWAY!! This little ficcy thing is just a little dumb story that prolly won't be updated often. It will only be update...
Becca: picks up Inu plushy I'm gonna play with your dirty Inu Yasha.
Sara: dirty boy. both look at each other for a split second and crack up Anyhow... It will only be updated when I'm hangin with Becca... which might not be often. It stars:
Inu Yasha (of course!! Who else!!), Sesshomaru (he's gonna be kinda nice in this one yay!!), Sara (Inu's lover weee! more on her profile in a little bit), Becca (Sesshy's lover, same on her profile) and the rest of the gang!!!
Sara: ok, now.. To the OC profiles!!! Now normally, Sara was a wolf hanyou and Becca was a kitsune, but I wanna just leave them as humans. It's easier... -.-
Becca: you're just lazy.
Sara: eh, so I be.
Sara-brown hair, two thick yellow strips in the front with two little strips of brown that frame her face. Hazel eyes
Becca-dark brown hair with black ends. Dark purple eyes.
Sara: all right, there ya go.... kinda complicated when it comes to Sara but eh, who cares?
Becca: of course it's complicated with you. You're always complicating things!!
Sara: hits Becca in the head I do not!
Becca: and oh... this is COMPLETELY humor. Some romance...but mostly just humor
DISCLAIMER: Only sayin this once, guys. I DONT OWN HIM OR NOTHIN ELSE BUT MY OCs!!!!
"The Inu Brothers" by Inu Faceness and Hiei Kitty
Chapter OneDriving down the road, traveling as fast as they possibly could, Sesshomaru was behind the wheel with Inu Yasha in the passenger seat yelling directions to their destination. As they speed down the road, an orange haired baka stepped in the middle of the road. The two inu brothers exchanged glances right before Kuwabara was run over by their trunk. SPLAT!!! Kuwabara's lifeless body flew over the vehicle as they continue on their way without even caring for the idiot's well being. (Sara: You just had to have someone get ran over. Becca: Yep, and it's hilarious!)
"It's just a couple of houses further." Inu Yasha told his older half brother as he held the map. Sesshomaru just gave him a look.
"Inu Yasha, you're holding the map upside down." Sesshomaru told him. Inu Yasha just looked at him for a moment then looked down at the map. He glared at Sesshomaru and quickly turned it right side up.
"Smart ass," he mumbled, watching the houses. He put one hand on the dashboard and pointed the other out of the van. "There. Right there!" Sesshomaru made a sharp right turn into a driveway.
They both scrambled out of the van. Uh.. there are no doors on the van.. so they just kinda jumped out. Inu Yasha made it to the back doors, throwing them open in a hurry. Sesshomaru joined him, reaching for his tools.
"Coulda given me a little leeway on the turn there, brother," he said coolly, strapping his belt around his blue overalls. Inu Yasha rolled his eyes and followed his older half-brother's lead.
"Lets just get this done, all right?" Inu Yasha didn't bother closing the doors as he made his way to the front of the house. He knocked on the door as Sesshomaru came up behind him.
A tall young man answered the door. His light blue shirt was drawn up at the sleeves and the bottoms of his jeans were soaked. His bright orange hair fell across his face as he sighed in relief. "Good, you're here," he said, motioning for the two to follow him inside. He led them through the living room into the back where his master bedroom was.
"What happened, Shippo?" Inu Yasha said as they walked through drenched carpeting to the bathroom. "Dump too big to go down?" He smirked at his own joke.
"Nah, I was flushing your girlfriend's pictures. I'm her stalker, ya know." Inu Yasha almost beat Shippo's head into the porcelain toilet bowl. "Man, chill! I'm kidding."
Sesshomaru rolled his eyes at their childish behavior. "Lets just find out when we get there." He said, wanting to get through with this as fast as possible.
Both brothers pulled out their wrenches and began their task of unclogging the pipe.
It was three hours later when they both got back to their office. Inu Yasha fanned the money across his face.
"Job well done, eh bro?" he said as they walked up the steps to the building. Sesshomaru looked over at him, a slight smile on his face. He held out his right hand.
"Yeah, good job." The clasped hands for a brief second before voices drifted to their ears.
"Miroku! I cant believe you! They are gonna be here any second!! Put it away!!" Inu Yasha smiled at the sound of his girlfriend's voice.
"Jesus!" another voice said, to which Sesshomaru picked up his speed. "Cover it! They'll see it if they walk in!"
Inu Yasha jumped up the steps and to the door, silently opening the doors and Sesshomaru came up behind him as they looked in.
Miroku stood on the wooden coffee table in the lobby, baring himself for all the world to see. They had looked in just in time to see their girlfriend's cover their eyes as the taller one threw the man on the table a towel. Sitting just in front of Miroku sat Sango, her face beet red and eyes downcast. Kagome lay on the floor, holding her sides in howls of laughter.
Inu Yasha sent a sneaky glance to his brother and made his way into the living room. Sesshomaru followed on his tiptoes, each going to their respected girlfriends. The hanyou put his arms around Sara's waist and she squealed, casing everyone to look at her.
"GOOD LORD INU YASHA!!!" she screamed, turning around in his arms. The smile on his face quickly disappeared as he let go of her, quickly making his escape upstairs to his office, a very pissed Sara on his heels.
Becca laughed at this scene and fell backwards expecting to land on the hard floor but instead she fell on to the hard chest of her boyfriend. Not knowing it was him, Becca quickly turned around and slapped him across the face. Realizing it was Sesshomaru, basically she just freaked out.
"I'm so sorry!! I-I...I di-didn't um... Sorry?" Becca leaned up and kissed Sesshomaru on the cheek giving him a hopeful smile. Sesshomaru stared at her for a moment and smiled at her then kissed her on the lips.
"Awww... Kodiak moment," Miroku said, slipping his arms into his shirt. Sango hit him in the arm. "Owe..." he said, rubbing the tender area. Becca turned and glared at him.
"Damn baka houshi," she muttered. She took Sesshomaru's hand and led him to the couch, sitting next to Kagome, who was, at the present moment in time, flipping through the television in the lobby.
"There's nothing good on!" she said, tossing the remote onto the table. Sango sat in a Laz-E-Boy recliner, Miroku sitting on the arm of the chair next to her. There was a moment's comfortable silence, before it was broken by Sara.
"Damn it Inu!!! Get your punk ass out here!!" her voice broke through two floors and Becca sighed.
"Damn, they act like mates already," she said, snuggling into Sesshomaru. He wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
"Its only a matter of time," Kagome said, stretching her arms above her head.
"So how was the job?" Miroku said to Sesshomaru. The youkai just shrugged.
"Got our money's worth outta it. Inu Yasha has the money."
"Then we'll never get it now... Sara's prolly torn the poor guy to pieces..." Sango said, casting a weary eye upwards.
Becca laughed. "Yeah, you woulda thought Inu woulda learned. Never freak Sara out. She goes postal. Like I remember the first time they went out... three years ago? Yeah, that's it. He jumped out at her for her birthday and she gave him a black eye." Becca fell into laughs as everyone else remembered the good times.
END CHAPTER
Sara: well then... that was interesting... took us over two hours... we kept on getting side tracked...
Becca: its your fault...
Sara: oh, I'm sorry sarcastic and rolls eyes I was getting ahead of myself. All I was saying was that when you and Sesshy become mates in this story, you're gonna ruin the mood by asking about his socks.
Becca: glares
Sara: you were the one who brought up the fact that we didn't know if Sesshy wore socks. Oh, and you all remember the part where Becca hit Sesshy? Well at the time she was typing it, I came up with a really funny thing. You know how everyone is always making Sesshy say 'this Sesshomaru'? well I thought itd be funny if he goes
"That Becca just made This Sesshomaru confused."
Because first she smacked him then she kissed him!!! dies laughing
Inu Face and Hiei Kitty
oh... and uh... dont mind the Kuwabara thing.. Becca just wanted to kill someone and that was the first person to come to my head
