"Sorry, I couldn't resist."
After repeatedly jumping in and out of the secret dimension that was apparently inside Lion's mane, Steven decided that his pet's growling meant that the land was to be taken seriously. He thus took a deep breath and entered the dimension once again.
There was the same all-familiar fur that seemed to extend indefinitely. Steven noted that immediately, but couldn't find anything else.
Am I… supposed to do something here? Steven thought, unable to say anything as the dimension seemed to make him lose his breath. After another careful look, though, he noticed an island in the distance, sticking out like a hill, with some random objects on it. He thus began his journey towards the island, occasionally dipping back into the real life to take a breath.
When he finally made it to the top of the island, he could begin to make sense of the objects. The most noticeable feature was the tree in the center. Surrounded by it were a flag with a pink pattern that reminded Steven of his shield, a shirt that read "Mr. Universe" that was hung onto the tree, a bubble containing a square-patterned gem, a pink sword that looked similar to the flag, a chest which would have more items, a framed photo of Greg and Rose and... bound-together sheets of paper?
The title page of the makeshift book was only named "For "Steven"". For me? Steven thought. But why is my name in quotation marks? Who put this here? And how does this huge place fit inside Lion's mane anyw... anyw…
Whatever Steven was about to think next had to wait for the fact that he was still somewhere where he couldn't breathe. He began running down the hill, having picked the papers up, but tripped on a rock. Tightly holding onto the treasure, he rolled down, through Lion's mane and back into the real world, landing outside his house with a thud.
Just then, he noticed something inside the house. Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet, the "Crystal Gems" and his caretakers, were back from fighting whatever they used to fight. Pearl continued, as she seemed to be in the middle of something: "And he keeps sleeping on Steven's face! But Steven doesn't want me watching anymore, so one of you two has to do it."
"Right in front of us." Garnet bluntly pointed towards her and the door. She and Amethyst nodded to each other, agreeing that Future Vision, one of Garnet's abilities, saved the day again, and began walking. Amethyst charged through the door head-first, but didn't quite calculate her move as Steven was hiding behind the wall next to the door, hoping to remain hidden from the other Crystal Gems, and suffered a strike from the door. He dropped onto the floor, began bleeding, and once he had lost most of his blood, closed his eyes and poofed back to his gem, never to return.
Or, that would have happened if Garnet hadn't predicted it in advance. Once Amethyst made her run, Garnet held her hand out and picked her up. Observing Amethyst run in the air, Garnet turned around and released her, making her run straight through to her room. As Pearl was chasing after the purple Gem, but also miscalculated her maneuvers and ended up inside her own room instead of the one she wanted to go to, Garnet walked towards the door, carefully opened it to a 90 degrees, walked outside and closed the door. She looked at Steven, who was still holding onto the papers.
"In the end, Rose Quartz gives up her physical form to give birth to you, and the last few paragraphs are from your perspective." Garnet once again noted, looking at the papers that Steven was holding. He finally released them, now knowing that there is a story inside. He opened the first page and began reading aloud.
"AN: Hi guyz this is my first story its what I think happens iin Steven Universe Seeson 3! Wait, so I'm... a television show?" Steven wondered.
"You might want to go inside." As Garnet said that, a chilly wind began blowing through the nighttime sky, rustling the papers. Steven and Garnet thus went back in the house, Lion following them, and placed the first page on the ground. Steven thus continued reading.
AN: Hi guyz this is my first story its what I think happens iin Steven Universe Seeson 3!
LION 3: SPECTATORS OF THE HOST
CHAPTER 1 RETURN TO JASPIDOT AND A SUPER HUGE SURPRISE!
Hi my name ish Rose Quartz and I was doing missions with those other gems Garnet Amythest and Pearl but they were on a mission an didnt bring me so I was all alone. Yellow Diamond had captured me in the ocean grass places and made us fight bad monsters. There was no thing fun bout themonsters an we fought them for millennia but were Crystal Gems an we don't need to sleep or eat or bathroom or any thing.
"FOR THE NEXT MISSION YOU WILL BE FIGHTING MY GEMS!" Yellow Diamond screemed to me. Some gems came out of weird hand spaceship and looked at me and I looked at them. The gems were one a green triangle and the other a orange rhombus thing. "THERE NAMES ARE PERIDOT AN JASPERS NOW LEAF ME ALONE IM SAD." Then Yellow Diamond started to listen to some Avril Lavinge music and cry. Ever sinse she realized the other diamonds were dead before she became a goth emo and was always getting on my nerves.
"Hi b**** we are here to poof you." Peridot shrugged. I was shocked at the bad words and glared to Peridot. Jasper was just starin' at my bobs so I kicked her her gem place. That made her angry so she made Lion shot a portal at me and made me fall into it over and over and Jasper and Peridot were lolling at me. Peridot took out some drugs and she and Jasper STARTED TO SMOKE THEM. I was fed up with all of Grassy Planet and jumped from teh mane. I ladled onto the Crystal Temples hand and glared mean at Peridot and Jasper.
I was soooooooo mad at those jerks for portalling me an calling me a b**** (AN not even gonna say that word LOL) so I had Lion portaled them too and I saw how they like it they didant. Peridot angered at me an Jasper said "You broked are drugs now you will pay!" Ann she punched me right in the face! I started cryin from the pain and those jerks just lolled at me and tried to beat me up some more with there gem destabelezers.
Sereal ours later I was cryin in a pool of ma heelin tears while THOSE JERK GEMS did more drugs and drank beer an past out an poofed. All I wanted was my centipeetle to comfort me but Yellow Diamond had sent it to fight in South America and Garnet Amythest and Perl had to go there an we didn't see eachother in moths. But most off all I wanted Greg Universe. He was the only nice human I ever met an he had a super sexay rocknroll singing voce, but my sword made him evil an he got shot in Homeworld by Pink Diamond. I rubbed my stomach and rembered my secret. Noone knows this, but Greg an I shared one secret night together an now I could tell I was pregnant with his Crystal Gem/human baby.
I wished for my room to make a window above me an I looked out an saw the Homeworld where Greg was. I missed him so much like a gem I missed a bunch. Tears droped down my face so Peridot and Jasper baffed in them and became alife agane an started lolling at me an calling me names like "Fat Uguly B****!" I stared rite at their lauffin' feces and said my first words!
"OMFG YOU GEMZ ARE SOOOOOO RUDE I HATE YOU!" An I ranned off my room holdin my sword in one hand an holding my shield in my other hand because my gem made it and it was nevar empty. My curly hare was streaming behind me an Garnet Amythest and Perl were saying how pretty and hot I was bu Jasper an Peridot poofed them aswell so they stopped yellin at me an I yelled at Jasper an Peridot too an said a lot of cusses. "Why cant I jus be a normal human girl going to high school an have a boyfriend that isn't space lost!" I cried an hugged the place were the baby was going to be was.
There was a strange noise coming from the hand ship and I looked in a saw... Yellow Diamond was cutting herself! "PINK DIAMOND IM SOOOOOO SORRY I NEVER TOLD YOU YOR SISTER'S NAME IS REALLY ROSE QUARTZ AN SHE HAVE SPESHUL POWERS AN CAN SAVE THE GRASSY PLANET IF SHE BELEEVES!" Then poof and gem blood started goin everwhere and I realized that... Yellow Diamond had sewisided!111!1!
THAT WAS A HOLE LOT OF TWISTS, IF I GET SOME GOOD REVIEWS ILL MAKE MORE CHAPTERS MAYBE GREG WILL COME BACK AN IS YELLOW DIAMOND REALLY SEWISEDED? FIND OUT NECKS TIME!
"I only have one question. Who is Yellow Diamond?" Steven wondered as the last parts of his brain that were to process English had shut down.
"Nobody you have to worry about. Now go to sleep." Garnet put the covers over Steven's bed, closed the book, put it in a shelf and walked back outside. Pearl and Amethyst had finally returned from their debacle, and ran towards Garnet as she opened the door, summoned her gauntlets and charged at Lion, immediately scaring him away.
The last thing that Steven heard before drifting off to sleep was Lion opening a portal, escaping to places yet to be explored by any human - or gem.
Author's idiotisms: No, there won't be a Caliborn's Story of Steven Universe. TV shows just don't work with the model that Caliborn is used to.
Also, credit where credit's due: ITS MY LIFE! was originally written by Insane Guy of DOOM, as "MarrissaTheWriter".
