Kiki: Hi! This is our first co-written fic! We are more or less writng it for our amusement, so the characters may be slightly OOC and it will seem that we're on crack...but enjoy it!
Iz: More like we're drunk and on crack. Anyways enjoy!
Kiki: I hope we didn't scare them of-GRELL STOP CHASING SEBAS-CHAN, YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS CHAPTER! *Runs after Grell*
Iz: I'm pretty sure we scared them off no-KIKI DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO HARSH ON GRELL!
Sebastian: *Watches as Iz chases Kiki* *Sweat drops* Kiki and Iz do not own Black Butler...thank god...Please enjoy the story.
Chapter 1- What The Hell?
"Hey Iz, do you have the popcorn?" asked Kiki.
"I thought that was your job," Iz said.
"But you're in the kitchen! Now hurry up or I'll start Black Butler without you!" Kiki snapped.
Iz walked into the living room holding the popcorn, "Here you go," she said and dropped it in Kiki's lap.
"You're lucky I don't have my spork with me..." Kiki grumbled turning on the TV.
"Oh, not the spork!" Iz replied sarcastically.
"I will kick you out," Kiki threatened.
"Fine, I'll shut up and so should you since Black Butler is starting, " Iz replied while Kiki stared intently at Sebastian.
"Sebby is so sexy," Kiki said.
"Mmhm...I wish I lived in that house do you know everything you could do?" Iz said.
"That would be awesome," Kiki replied.
"Fuck, it's raining cats and dogs outside," Iz said looking out the window, then went back to watching Black Butler.
"Shh, This is my fave part..." Kiki said.
"Sebastian gets shot, how is that you fave part?" Iz said.
"He spits the bullets out of his mouth..." Kiki smiled, just then the power went out.
"FUCK IT ALL," Kiki yelled.
"Ha-Ha" Iz laughed.
"You wouldn't think it'd been funny if you-aggh!" Kiki squeaked falling on to a table.
"Nice going, Kiki," Iz sniggered.
"I didn't do it! The room shook!" Kiki whined still laying on the coffee table.
"Yeah sure it d-shit," Iz cussed falling on her butt.
"Believe me now?" Kiki asked smugly.
"Oh shut up. Now what's going?"
"The house is moving," Kiki said.
"Thank you, Professor Einstein."
"Sarcasm will not help."
"Shut up," Iz grumbled trying to get back up.
"I feel like I'm gonna pass out," Kiki mumbled as a big flash of lighting was the last thing they saw before it went black.
*Page Break Of Awesomeness*
"Ugh my head," Kiki moaned sitting up .and letting out a shriek, "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?"
"I'm up!" Iz said sitting up fast, "Whoa..." she mumbled standing up, "This is cool!""Cool?
"How is us blacking out during a thunder storm and waking up in a giant garden where it's sunny outside cool?" Kiki said standing up and smacking Iz upside the head.
"Ow! And I dunno but lets go check out that mansion!" Iz smiled running towards the oddly familiar house.
"Wait up!" Kiki yelled.
"Someone left the back door unlocked! Score!" Iz said running inside the mansion without any caution.
"I said wait up!" Kiki said finally making it to the door.
"This place is awesome! It's freaking huge too!"
"Where are you?" Kiki shouted out to Iz.
"Right here," Iz said her head popping out from a doorway. "I think I see a kitchen, come on!"
"Okay, okay I'm coming," Kiki said following Iz.
"It is a kitch-OH MY GOD!"
"What is it?" Kiki asked before she saw what Iz saw.
"Holy Shit," Kiki whispered, they had ran into the kitchen to find an exact scene from Black Butler.
"I jus' wanna know if we can eat i-" The big dude who looked exactly like Bard stop when he saw them.
Iz and Kiki were mentally freaking out, Kiki was taking quick short breathes, and Iz was trying to say something, "Uh...H-h-hi? W-w-we uh um uh..."
"I-I'm Kiki and she is Iz and we sort of just appeared in your garden," Kiki completed for Iz.
Before they could reply Iz asked,"What are your names?"
The little dude replied," I'm Finny, he's Bard, and she's Mei-rin."
That is when Kiki and Iz really freaked out.
"I-I-I bet you're wondering where we came from and why were here..." Kiki said, "Well, we came from...um...far away, and uh I'm not sure how or why we got here," she sweatdropped, "We just kinda woke up in the gardens..."
"Young Master and Sebastian will want to hear about this..." Mei-rin siad.
Iz glanced over to Kiki, knowing fully well that Kiki was mentally screaming her head off at the mention of Sebastian's name.
"S-so this is um Phantomhive Manor where uh...Ciel Phantomhive lives? Iz asked.
"Yes," Mei-rin answered as Iz eyes widened.
"If you will excuse me," Iz said before walking out.
Multiple shouts of "Oh my god" was heard.
"Sebastian...," Kiki mutters staring off in space.
"Are they ok?" asked Bard.
"I'm not sure..." Mei-rin said.
"Ahem, since we have no place to live do you think Ciel Phantomhive would lets us stay?" Kiki asked.
"Hmm, he might make you a maid or something," Mei-rin mummured.
"Young Master's back!" Finny said looking out the window.
"Ciel's here! They're here! They're actually here!" Iz jumped around shouting.
"SEBASTIAN!" Kiki shouted before slapping a hand over her mouth.
"Uh, where is the door they are going to come in through?" Iz asked.
"I dunno, this part is foggy because the power went out before this part..." Kiki said, relieved that Bard, Finny, and Mei-rin were outside and didn't hear anything."
Look," Iz whispered looking through the window, "I can see them!"
"Iz! We can't let them know we know all about them!" Kiki said, "We might be killed!"
"We don't know all about them doofus, I can't remembr past episode 7 of Black Butler!" Iz said.
"Still, we shouldn't act like we know about them!"
"Fine, but this means you must be careful around Sebastian since no one knows what he really is and we do and one of us has a fetish for him," Iz stared pointedly at Kiki."
I know and he is sexy!"
"Let's just go meet them! I think the door is to the right!"
"We're going left then," Kiki said turning left.
"Do you not trust my navagational skills!" Iz whined.
"Not a chance! I'd rather have my soul sucked out by dementors than follow your directions..." Kiki said.
"Here we are!" Kiki said happily then saw Sebastian, "Must. Fight. Urge. To. Glomp." Kiki squealed.
"Oh dear lord..." Iz said trying to pull Kiki back, "Damn you're strong..."
"Kiki, calm down!" Iz said struggling to hold Kiki.
"But he is so glompable!"
"What? Nevermind. Oh look Ciel! He is adorable!" Iz said still trying to keep hold of a Kiki that was slowly inching forward.
Iz ended up sitting on Kiki's back to stop her, "Kiki, Stop!" she smacked Kiki's shoulder, "Hey I just realized something."
That distracted Kiki."What?"
"We're still wearing our modern clothes..."Kiki looked down at her short shorts and Soul Eater tank top with Death the Kid on it.
"And what is the year?"
"It would be 1889" Kiki heard someone say behind her.
"Holy shit," Iz said with a start looking behind her to see Sebastian.
Kiki's head looked like it was going to explode
"Uh, hello," Iz greeted Sebastian since she knew if Kiki tried to talk it would probably come out as a scream.
Kiki's eye widened, "Eeeeeeee" she said in a high pitched voice.
"Shh!" Iz said, "Uh, um, Hi...we want to know if w-we could work as maids? Cause um we're not from here..."
Kiki rolled her eyes and thought, 'It's obvious we weren't from here, since we have American accents, and etc, and since Demons, Shinigami and other stuff exist here I'm guessing Sebastian already knows we're not from this time.'
"So can we work here?" Iz asked hopefully.
"Young Master, these two ladies would like to know if they may work for you," Sebastian said to Ciel.
"Do they have any expirence?" Ciel said coldly.
"More or less," Kiki mumbled.
"We also have something important to say..." Iz said. Kiki gave her a 'Shut the hell up!' look.
"Hmm...If it is of importance," Ciel said walking to the mansion.
"It is very important. You see-," Iz was able to say before Kiki slapped a hand over her mouth.
"Nothing she says is important!" Kiki said trying to keep her hand over Iz's mouth
"I would like to hear what she thinks is so important," Ciel said.
"Trust me you don't. You see she was dropped on her head as a chil- ew Iz don't lick my hand!" Kiki said removing her hand from Iz's mouth.
Iz stuck her tongue out at Kiki, "Serves you right"
"Come to my study while Sebastian makes dinner," Ciel said.
"Mhmm.." Kiki said while slapping Iz on the head.
Kiki: *Is sitting on a tied up and gagged Grell* Thanks for reading this!
Iz: *is wiping blood from arm* Yes thank you for reading! And make sure to review! Or else.
Kiki: IZ! No threatening the readers! Kayso bai-bai till we bother getting off our lazy asses to write another Chapter!
Iz: Bai!
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