Have you ever read 'Hooper Humperdink...? NOT HIM!'? well, here's a Harry Potter Take on it. Enjoy!
I'm going to have a party. But I don't think that I'll ask Tom Riddle.
I'll ask Albus. I'll ask Audrey.
I'll ask Bellatrix and Bill and Barty
I'll ask Cedric, Colin, Charlie.
Dennis, Dean, Dobby, Daphne.
But Voldy Moldy? Puh-Leeze
Eileen! Ernie! Elphias! Evan!
Fred, Fleur, Firenze, and Fabian.
I'll ask George and Gideon, and Ginny.
Hannah, Hermione, Horace, and Harry!
I'll ask every witch and wizard I like.
Igor, Irma, Isla, Ignotus.
Jimmy, Justin, John, and James.
But the Dark Lord?
NOT HIM
That Riddle!
I don't know why,
But somehow
I don't like that guy.
A party needs a band to play.
And so I'll get a band O.K.
The Weird Sisters are on their way!
I'll invite Katie, Kingsley, and Kreacher.
And I like Lily, Luna, and Lee.
I like Lavender
I'll invite her.
And Marlene and Minerva!
Michael and Marcus!
I'll have to get a bigger table for all of us!
They'll come by air,
By floo
Neville, Narcissa, and Nymphadora too!
And Oliver Wood!
Get more ice cream? Yes, I should!
I'll need ten tons by the quart.
But none for Voldemort!
No Riddle won't do at all!
He's not good fun like Peeves and Percival,
And Percy, Penelope, and Pansy.
I bet we'll see the whole ministry.
And we'll see lots of other pals
Like the Peverell boys
And the Patil gals!
Q…Q…Q…
Who begins with 'Q'?
Quirinus Quirrell!
So I'll ask him too.
Regulus and Romilda!
Rolf and Remus!
And some other R's on the Knight bus.
Oh what a party!
Susan! Seamus!
Stan! Severus!
Sybill! Sirius!
I'll ask the sorting hat too.
But I'm not asking You Know Who! (A/N-This is actually in the book ^_^)
Nobody wants to party with Tom.
Riddle's as much fun as my mom!
Welcome Terry and Theodore and Ted!
Grab some chicken, get well fed!
Welcome Ursula!
Butterbeer served by Rosmerta!
Welcome Viktor! Vincent! Verity!
Welcome Walburga, Wayne, Walden, Winky!
Xenophilius!
And Yaxley!
Zacharias!
All my good friends from A to Z!
The biggest gang you'll ever see!
The biggest gang they'll ever be!
A party as big and good as this
Is too god for anyone to miss!
And so, you know,
Just to be civil…
I WILL ask
Tom Marvolo Riddle!
A/N- sooo what'd you think? I know everything doesn't Rhyme perfectly, but I tried really hard so…10 points to Ravenclaw for trying? Let me know if you liked it! Thanks for reading!
3,
Lindsay
