Chocolate

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, Drarry would be cannon. Seeing as it is not, I obviously don't own it.

Remus Lupin was standing in an outdoor courtyard.

Well that makes no sense at all. How the heck did I get here? I don't even have a courtyard, let alone one with a fountain! Wait . . A fountain? Now that was definitely not there before. Well, neither was I, he reasoned with himself.

He was walking warily over to the fountain to investigate when the most delightful scent in the world came over his senses

Chocolate.

It was a chocolate fountain! He rushed to the edge of the basin filled with the wonderful substance. Finding a cup conveniently sitting on it's edge, he dipped it under the flow of liquid paradise. Only to look to his left and see. . . Another with white chocolate! To his right? One with dark chocolate! Behind him, a table piled high with fudge! Oh yes, Remus was in heaven. A chocolate filled heaven.

He reclined on the newly materialized, fully edible, white chocolate sofa, eating from a plate of fudge and drinking a glass of dark chocolate. He dipped a chunk of the sofa into his cup then ate it, gazing at the fountain admirably.

I have got to get myself one of these!.

He examined the previously almost bare courtyard. It was now littered with empty plates and cups. Remus himself was dripping with chocolate. You honestly can't expect a chocoholic to not get covered in it in a place like this can you? He suddenly realized just how tired eating/drinking all that chocolate had made him, and walked groggily to the, surprisingly not chocolate, bed he had just discovered. He laid down and soon drifted into unconsciousness.

Remus sat up abruptly. He looked around his bedroom, then got out of bed, got dressed, and proceeded to the nearest store where he might find what he needed.

He was buying himself a chocolate fountain.

Cheese wheels for all who review! Had xXCassieDarkAngelXx beta this story! She's awesome!