Total Drama Spotlight

Chapter 1

Step Into the Spotlight

"Oh come on! We're back on this crappy island AGAIN?" Chef Hatchet groaned.

"Hey! It's not my fault there's no better place to do it!" Chris exclaimed. "Now look good, the cameras are on!"

Chef Hatchet sighed. "I don't get paid enough for this."

"Shut up! The cameras are rolling!" snapped Chris. He then turned to the camera and smiled his usual presentable smile. "Welcome, watchers! We're back here at Camp Wawanawka! I'm your host, Chris McLean and this is my LOVELY assistant, Chef Hatchet."

Chef just grunted.

"This year we'll be bringing back twenty two campers who have yet to show us more of what they're made of," said Chris. "From day one, they'll be challenged to a series of grooling challenges that will be either humiliating or VERY painful. And all of that will be for ONE MILLIAN DOLLARS!"

The host chuckled mischievously just as a boat arrived at the dock.

"Looks like our campers have arrived!" grinned Chris. "First up . . . once a wannabe, then a mutant, now a wannabe again! A wannabe for normal hair- say hello to DAKOTA!"

"But my hair is still green!" Dakota whined as she reluctantly stepped onto the dock. "I didn't want to get back on the show like THIS!"

"Hey. You should be glad you're human again," Chris said, lowering his eyebrows in disapproval.

Dakota just pouted. "I wish Sam was competing this year."

Chris ignored her and grinned at the next camper. "Yet another former wannabe monster who has FINALLY gone back to normal! It's Ezekiel!"

"I'm not a monster," said Zeke as he stepped next to Dakota. He too was human again.

"Ew! Keep your distance!" Dakota snapped, backing away from him.

"Why should I? You're already looking at the winner of the series!" bragged Zeke, making Dakota roll her eyes. "You might as well give me the suitcase already!"

"My great uncle Bob invented suitcases! Yah," the next camper grinned. "Before him, people had to carry their notes around in their hands and pockets! And they kept on getting all crumpled or lost. And my gre-"

"Great. It's Staci," Chris muttered, unamused as Staci continued blabbing on about her "ancestors". He then looked up to see the next camper stepping out. "Looks like the Codster had arrived!"

Cody nodded before looking around nervously. "Is Sierra competing this year? Because if she is then I'll be out in a flash!"

"You know somehow I don't think that would be enough to stop her from catching you," said Chris. "Sorry pal, you're out of luck. She's back."

Cody's eyes widened in horror and he went to run but Sierra beat him to it.

"CODY BEAR! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" she squealed, squeezing Cody until he could bearely breathe. "We're gonna make a great team this year! Cody and Sierra- Coderra . . . Sierra-ody . . ." Sierra's eyes rolled to the back of her head happily, making Cody groan.

"Wow, that's fascinating," Noah muttered sarcastically, following them off the dock.

Sierra took note of him and squeezed Cody even tighter. "KEEP AWAY FROM MY CODYKINS! WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO HIM IN SERIES ONE!"

"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" protested Noah. "Do you realize how exhausted your body gets after being awake for over twenty-four hours?" He then turned his attention to Cody who was gagging from the strength of Sierra's arms. "You might wanna take it easy on your boyfriend," he teased. "Might hug him to death."

Sierra gasped and finally let Cody go. Cody gasped and collapsed to the ground.

Chris chuckled at this before looking up at the next camper. "Next up, it's five- maybe six in one: Multiple Mike!"

Mike smiled warmly and stepped onto the dock, closely followed by his girlfriend Zoey.

"How are the personalities coming along?" asked Chris.

"They're a little tricky to control every now and again but that doesn't matter," said Mike. "I'm just glad that MAL'S not there to ruin everything. And I've still got Zoey," he added, putting his arm around Zoey's shoulder.

Zoey beamed and kissed Mike on the cheek. "And I've got you, Chester, Svetlana, Manitoba . . . and maybe we'll throw Vito in there too," she giggled.

"Oh, you mightn't wanna count Vito in there," Chris grinned mischievously.

Mike and Zoey lowered their eyebrows in confusion.

"Why?" asked Mike.

Chris's grin grew wider as he eyed the next contestant. Mike and Zoey turned around and their faces immediately dropped when they saw who it was.

"Vito baby! I'm comin' for ya!" said Anne Maria, applying another coat of hairspray to her beloved rock hard poof. "Yeah, that's right Zoey. This year, Vito and I are gonna finish what we started in Season 4!"

Mike blushed and Zoey lowered her eyebrows. "Keep your orange hands away from my boyfriend!"

"HEY! No disrespecting the tan!" Anne Maria snapped. "Vito and I are MADE for each other!"

"I thought we had something," Ezekiel muttered to himself.

"Alright, settle down!" ordered Chris. "Next up is our female bully- EVA!"

Everyone froze as Eva stomped onto the dock, glaring at her competitors. She growled and stepped next to Mike, dropping her bag of dumbells on Mike's foot.

"OW!" Mike yelped before letting out a gasp and shifting into his old man face.

"Darn kids, always messing around with their workout gear, focusing too hard on their appearances!" Chester complained. "Back in my days, we didn't care about appearances- we accepted people for who they were!"

"Um . . . did I miss something?" asked Noah.

"No, that's just my boyfriend being himself," Zoey smiled, cautiously eyeing Eva who was growling hard at Chester.

"Is there something wrong with my appearance?" she muttered in a threatning tone.

Chester let out a gasp before shifting back into Mike again. Blinking several times in confusion, he glanced at Eva and laughed nervously. "S- sorry, did you say something?"

"Are you mocking me?" Eva snapped, cracking her fingers in a threatning manner.

Mike said nothing, just backed away slowly with Zoey.

"Okay then," said Chris said uneasily. "I'm just gonna pretend that didn't happen and introduce our next camper- it's Jo!"

Jo frowned, examining the nine contestants in front of her. "Could have been worse," she muttered, stepping onto the dock next to Eva. Eva growled and gave Jo a competitive look. Jo noticed this and glared back.

"Ohh, I sense some competition here!" Chris laughed. "Let's see if our next contestant senses the negative energy as much I do! It's Dawn, everybody!"

"Greetings fellow contestants," Dawn said pleasantly, joining the campers. "It's an honour to be back here. I'm just happy that I've been forgiven for something that I didn't even do."

"Yeah, you're lucky we actually bothered to re-watch Episode 5, Aura Creeper," said Jo.

"Speaking of which . . . time to introduce the guy who was the reason behind all that!" announced Chris. "Devious dirt farmer Scott!"

The dirt farmer snorted and stepped onto the dock, looking around him in disapproval. "So THESE are the contestants?"

"Yeah," Eva snarled. "You got a problem with that?"

"No, not at all," Scott replied.

"Alright, guys," said Chris. "Contestant number fourteen is- well I should've introduced him ninth but who cares? It's Trent!"

Trent grinned before walking up to Chris and giving him a brofist. "Ah it's okay, dude. I'm cool with it."

"Nice," Chris smiled. "But will you be cool with our next contestant, Gwen?"

The goth sighed and stepped onto the dock, ignoring her campmates including Trent.

"Well this sucks," she muttered.

"Tell me about it!" Courtney added, stepping onto the dock after her.

"I know. I lost two babes! Now THAT sucks!" said Duncan, following his two ex-girlfriends who both ignored him. He frowned at the thought of being blanked.

"Ohh! Tension! I LIKE IT!" Chris laughed. "Let's increase the tension, the competitive spirit- AND the laughs with our next contestant: the soldier with heart- BRICK!"

"Brick McArthur reporting for duty!" the soldier shouted, immeditately doing an obedient salute for the host.

"Show off," Jo muttered under her breath.

"I heard that!" said Brick, giving Jo a look.

Chris snorted then looked up at the next contestant who no one noticed either because they were glancing at the tension between Jo, Eva and now Brick or because Staci was blabbing about her ancestors again.

"Here's our next camper," announced Chris. "Our gentle giant genius, B! Or should I say BEVERLY!" he added with a chuckle.

B frowned but stepped onto the dock anyway, glaring at Scott, well aware of what had happened in Series 4. Scott glared back, knowing how big a threat he was.

"What's with the staring contest?" asked Noah. "Also, who names their son Beverly?"

"Please don't tease him. He was bullied a lot as a child," Dawn said, putting a comforting hand on B's arm which made him smile.

"Whoa. Too much information," muttered Noah.

"Our twentieth contestant- she's smooth on the water but not so graceful on the land," said Chris. "It's the Surfer Girl, Bridgette!"

Bridgette smiled and stepped onto the dock, carrying her surfboard. Naturally Staci saw this and seized the oppurtunity to explain about another "ancestor".

"My third cousin James invented surfing! Yah, before him, people tried to walk on water but kept falling in. And then they drowned because my great great great uncle Boris hadn't invented swimming yet. Yah," she bragged. "And my great great great great great-"

Bridgette nodded uneasily and joined the other ninteen contestants, the others dodging her surfboard as she swung around with it.

"WOAH!" Chris yelled as it nearly knocked him on the head. "Take it easy! ANYWAY- Our next contestant . . . sorry about him eating all the food on the boat before you guys could get your hands on it- It's Owen!"

"WOO HOOOOOOO!" Owen hollered, jumping off the boat, nearly breaking through the dock. He then ran up to Chris and hugged him, nearly squashing the host flat. "IT'S AWESOME TO BE BACK HERE!"

"Ye- yeah," Chris gasped. As Owen let him go, Chris collapsed and glanced at the final camper. "Let's give it up for our final contestant- the ghetto girl with TUDE! It's Leshawna!"

"Wazzup, y'al?" Leshawna grinned at the rest of the campers. "Leshawna is IN THE HOUSE!"

"Nice!" Chris grinned. "So that sums up our twenty two campers! It won't be long until they'll be battling it out for the one million dollars and getting humiliated on the way! But who will win? And who will be eliminated first?"

He stepped into the centre of the dock. "Find here right now on Total Drama Spotlight!"

So there's Chapter 1! Do you agree with the contestants? If you don't then I'll ad them to the mix when the time is right!

Feel free to suggest challenges too! I'll be more than happy to use them.

But for now, see ya! ;D