(Author's Note)

Darkness: Hey! :3 I hope you have a few questions in mind to ask our favourite Shinigami!

Ryuk: ...Me. XD

Darkness: Dat's right! :) Anyways, this was a 102% inspired piece by Adeline-Eveline, with their 'Ask Light' fic. I read it, laughed mah head off, THUS 'Ask Ryuk' WAS BORRN! :D While you're at it, you should read all their other stories. :P (They're both twins with a shared account! I know, cool right?)

Ryuk: Disclaimer time! DarknessLeadsMe doesn't own Death Note, me OR 'Ask Light.' She only owns THIS right here. -Signature creepy smile-

Darkness: -Shudder- Stop that. It creeps me out... -_-

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Go ahead. Ask me something.

...Seriously... I'm bored out of my MIND, here. Ever since Light went to Hell, he's been anything but interesting. Plus, Sidoh dropped my Death Note into the 'Black Abyss of Destruction' (also known as the shredder) by accident quite a while ago.

I think there's an even more likely possibility I'm going to die of boredom before choking on those crappy apples that the Shinigami World pulls out of it's butt.

I wish I had a juicy, red and ripe apple with me right now with the sweet taste exploding on my tongue... Damn...

Forget humans, APPLES are interesting! :D

So here are some rules:

First- Ah, screw it. Let's not have rules or restrictions to get in the way! Just ask me ANYTHING!

Wait! Wait! Just one rule.

DO. NOT. Mention the movie Snow White. When Light showed that to me... I almost cried! And you know me, I NEVER cry! I only cackle. Alot.

...Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk! XD

Anyway, you guys know how to ask a question, right?

Ya just review. That's right, kiddo! REVIEW. It's that simple!

So, unless you want me to lose grip of my sanity, ask the Shinigami!

-Ryuk

(Author's Note)

Ryuk: -Creepy smile-

Darkness: ... -_-

Ryuk: -Creepy grin-

Darkness: ...? O_o

Ryuk: -Full Freakish mode-

Darkness: STOP THAT! DX

Ryuk: XD

Darkness: Please...? T^T

Ryuk: Don't forget to ask those questions, guys.