Longer summary wrap up: Ok, we all know Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia, Lee and Katie. Let's go back to a time where they were um….nicer children. Told in loads of people's points of views. Alicia, George, Angelina, etc.
And no, I TRY not play favorites but I gotta remember my main character here! As you'll see: I swear I'm the definition of deranged. I can be the poster girl for the American Psychiatric Society. Especially if I get sugar!
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Author's Notes:
The first and foremost statement of my story I will make: I own nothing. Zilch. Diddly Shit. Jack Crap. Please don't sue me, I have no money. All music belongs to the artist I will list, record company, etc. etc. All characters belong to the amazing J.K. Rowling. ::grovels at J.K's feet:: Labels/Brands are of the manufacturers. I didn't steal anything, because everything is credited. If you're sure I stole your story, e-mail me a link or the part you think I stole or post me something and we'll deal with it. Speak up or put up and shut up.
Second, my mind works in a heterosexual way. Meaning, for you people who are confused, and if you're not, I'm just doing this to get on your nerves: The way I write, is based on a straight person's opinion, point of view, etcetera. Not that there's anything wrong with being or thinking like a homosexual person. (I'm NOT homophobic!) Long story short, (I told you I'd get you pissed!) in this fanfic, a male will be paired with a female. Like it or not. If you like that character, but think that the person they're paired with is an asshole, tough. In my fanfic, no girl will be paired with another girl. Or a guy with another guy. Harry will never fuck Draco. The twins will never have a twincest. Angelina and Hermione will never make out. Ron and Harry? Think not! Alicia and Katie? I'm gonna go hang myself, I swear. VERY soon!
Third: I don't really smutten it. Or at least I try not to. There's no great sexual descriptions, for your information. If you feel that that's too descriptive, get out. X out of this story. I'm not making you read it. I like to into great detail, so that may be the reason.
Fourth thing in order, a lot of the male characters that I write about in here, I based their look on the movies, so if you're reading it and you think 'Wait! George Weasley (Or any other character) is hot? What the hell?!' you'll see where I'm coming from. And Leila Sutherland who plays me (Alicia Spinnet) sucks big cow wankers, even though she is a cow. And they replaced her in CoS with "Rochelle Davis"…WHO THE HELL?! If you can get info on her for me, oh, I will give you a cookie and a glass of milk! FYI: I'm a GREAT supporter of Fred/Angelina or George/Alicia ships. Hint Hint Hint! Come on J.K! The clues are right here! Lol.
Five, a lot of these characters are based on my friends, so my friends, you know who you are! Thank you for helping me bring some characters to life! And if you were a mean, insufficient little bitch who hung around me and I was mad at and didn't talk to, congratulations for helping me think up the bitchier characters! Everybody contributes!
Six, I know it's long, but bear with me! you can make it through! There might be a song exert put in every once and a while. These are not, I repeat, not songfics! I only do this to sorta set the mood, like if someone's sad, I might feel nice and put in a sad song to get the mood just right. And oh yea, my main language is English, so if something I translated seems wrong (French, German, Latin, etc.) tell me. I'm a big girl! I can handle this!
Last, but not least: Have fun! Get lost in the world of deranged authors! But remember: Read N Review! Thanks! Now have fun!
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Oh! and one more super important note, people:
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF PHOENIX, JUNE 21ST, 2003.
THE OPENING MORNING OF BARNES & NOBLES…WHERE WILL YOU BE? AND WHAT TIME WILL YOU GET YOURS?
Actually, I'm gonna say for me, the opening time, realy. Even if I have to punch someone for the last copy! Don't get in the way of me on a mission for Harry Potter Books! Hehe.
