This is basically The Super Mario Bros Super Show, but with super smash bros characters. Requested by RetroGamer. Plz keep in mind this was a cartoon from the 80s and I transcribed it to the best of my ability.


Mario fiddled with his mustache in the mirror. "Oh. Time for due day!" He exclaimed as he turned around to stand next to his brother Luigi. "Well as we always say neatness counts!"

"That's right Mario." Luigi mused. "And by the way. You have a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls." He grabbed the piece and pulled it off.

"Thank you Luigi!" Mario cried. "And you have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt! As usual."

"Really?" Luigi asked.

"And your socks don't match!" Mario pointed out.

"And you have five cavities." Luigi mused.

"Hello!" a girly voice cried.

"Hello." Mario said to Luigi.

"I didn't say hello." Luigi said.

"Well I didn't either!"

"No I said hello! Over here!" the voice cried again.

The brothers turned around and opened the medicine cabinet to see a girl with brown hair and pointed ears.

"Hi are you the Mario brothers?" She asked.

"Oh, you're Zelda!" Luigi exclaimed in shock. "We watch your speeches all the time! Mario and I are your biggest fans!"

"What are you doing in the medicine?" Mario asked.

"Well I'm checking the expiration date on your toothpaste." Zelda held up a thing of toothpaste. "It's very important you know. Can I come in?"

"Sure come on in!" Mario said while closing the cabinet. "Be cool. Be cool."

"Well it says right here you to are the two best plumbers in Brooklyn and possibly the world!" Zelda said while holding up a newspaper.

"Yes Zelda that is absolutely true!" Luigi exclaimed. "And we are also very neat and clean! In fact what do we always say Mario?"

"Hey you slob that's my pizza!" Mario cried.

"No, no, no. Neatness counts!" Luigi cried.

"Oh yeah." Mario said.

"Good. I need my kitchen sink fixed." Zelda said.

"You've currently come to the right place!" Mario said while looking around. "We'll demonstrate how good we are no obligation!"

"I really don't have much time, see I'm on my way to a ball." Zelda exclaimed.

"But this will only take a second. As you can see here we have a clogged sink." Mario walked over to the sink with a wrench in his hand. "And, uh we'll fix it in a few seconds. Luigi!"

Luigi grabbed the wrench and began to work, groaning each time he turned.

"Uh I'll do it now stop!" Mario cried.

"Look I really should be going." Zelda mused.

"Wait this will only tske us a second." Mario said as he began to work. Eventually the sink got unclogged. And when that happened water from the sink sprang up, soaking Zelda.

"Uh oh." They both said in unison