No Receipt Policy
[AN: So I like putting fics up on ao3 and here. I use the same username ("Merryfortune") as well. But this fic is also up on ao3 but as a Christmas thing rather than a Valentine's Day thing. I just didn't want to have to wait ten months to post it so I altered it. Okay? Okay.]
One of the most adorable things about Genos, in Sonic's consideration, is how covert he is about their relationship. During the light of day and perception of peers, he was Mr Aggressive but as soon as they were alone again, he was all doughy and deer-like, worried he had hurt Sonic somehow in their make-believe spats in order to maintain the facade of enemies.
Sonic was checking things on his phone. He was mostly using it to see what the cops were doing. He'd taken a job recently and had fulfilled it accordingly; to Genos' disgust until he found out that the guy was a mob boss in which case Sonic got an indignant "Good job" off of his boyfriend. With his ass on the map again, Sonic was naturally concerned that the police might be hunting him.
Sonic sighed. He was bored. The cops were confused. It was Valentine's Day and he was alone. Valentine's Day was another excuse for being affectionate and gooey in Japan so Sonic sighed. He felt lonely. Why was Genos with his precious "master" on a snowy night like tonight? Sonic would never know. Especially considering how they could be "getting warm" in some low budget hotel which is hired by the hour.
A cattish smirk crossed Sonic's face. There was no harm in trying. He switched applications on his phone and opened messenger. He typed out his message. It wasn't cheeky... yet.
Sent: 11:23pm
You to The Toaster ;)
"Happy Valentine's Day! I'm your present!"
He waited a moment and soon his phone vibrated. Sonic smiled.
Sent 11:25
The Toaster ;) to You
You – "Happy Valentine's Day! I'm your present!"
The Toaster ;) – "Can I have the receipt then so I can return you?"
Sonic gasped and feigned dramatics. It was a real shame that Genos wasn't there to watch. That was harsh and rude. Never mind, he wanted to spend Valentine's Day alone if this was how his boyfriend was going to treat him.
