Sango's Sis Sango: Yeah, I went crazy when I wrote this, but it's funny so here you go!
Key: blah: "talking" action (author note)
Chapter 1: Naraku
Sango: "Today we have Naraku, the evil half-breed." Glaring Naraku walks on stage, and sits on chair Naraku: "I'm not that bad, I just love Kikyo so much. So I'm going to sing 'This isn't what we meant' with Kagura." Kagura walks onto stage with two microphones (in sing song voice) Naraku: "We dared to ask for more, But that was long before, The nights began to burn, You would have thought we'd learned, You can't make promises, All based to burn tomorrow, Happiness security, Are words we only borrowed," Kagura: "For is this the answer to our prayers? Is this what God has sent? Please, understand this isn't what we meant. The future couldn't last, We nailed it to the past, With every word a trap, That no one can take back, From all the architects, Who find their towers leaning, And every prayer we pray at night, Has somehow lost it's meaning." Naraku: "For is this the answer to our prayers? Is this what God has sent? Please, understand this isn't what we meant A long time ago when the world was pretty, Standing right here in a different city, I'm not coming back anymore, Not coming back anymore Is this the answer to our prayers? Is this what God has sent? Please, understand this isn't what we meant." Kagura leaves Sango: "Naraku are you okay?" o.O Naraku: "What do you mean dearest Sango?" Sango: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Naraku: "Um…. thanks, BYE!" runs off the stage Sango: "Good he's gone . that just wrong. Well, see you after this commercial break!"
Commercial #1
Feudal Pizza
(InuYasha and the gang are at his place) InuYasha: sniff "pizza…. where's…. the….. pizza!" Kagome: whispering to Sango "He's having pizza shut down." Sango: whispering to Kagome "You gett- " InuYasha: O.O "PIZZA!" runs to door Kagome & Sango: "Miroku!" Miroku: "Yeah, I got the pizza." InuYasha runs into the door Sango answers the door Sango: "Run while you c-" InuYasha mauls deliver boy InuYasha: "PIZZA! MINE! MY PIZZA! Thanks Miroku! BYE!" runs off to eat pizza Kagome, Miroku, & Sango: "Wait up!" run to get a slice Narrator: "Don't let 'pizza shut down' happen to you! Feudal Pizza will sue if deliver boys are severely hurt."
S.S.S: Yeah…I went crazy…so R/R please?
