Many thanks to all of you who have read A Plea to the Goblin King. This one might not be as polished, but I feel bad for not putting up anything in a while. Hope you all enjoy it! (Just realizing to herself - Why is all my Labyrinth poetry humorous?)
And no, I don't own Labyrinth. But if I did...(edited for content).
Knights and Princes
I'm looking for a boyfriend,
I think it's finally time.
I'm looking for a boyfriend,
And it will silence Karen's whines.
But my boyfriend has to be special,
Willing to fight my every fright.
My boyfriend has to be special,
How about a Knight?
Except Knights are such an out-dated thing,
Their armor rusts in the rain.
Knights are such an out-dated thing,
I demand a hero with at least half a brain!
And Knights are such boring old fools,
It's always duels and dragons.
Knights are such boring old fools,
That I refuse to join the bandwagon.
If Knights are no good, then where do I go,
For the Romeo of my life?
If Knights are no good, then where do I go,
To match the husband to this wife?
Perhaps I could convince a Prince,
Of royals, I am a fan.
Perhaps I could convince a Prince,
To be my leading man.
But Princes are so stupidly spoiled,
The wealth has gone to their heads.
Princes are so stupidly spoiled,
That I refuse their gold-plated beds.
And Princes know nothing of leading,
Cause Daddy King keeps everything right.
Princes know nothing of leading,
I need a man who knows how to fight!
If Princes are bad, then what do I do,
About my missing male?
If Princes are bad, then what do I do,
For this Sarah has yet to fail!
So I came to a decision,
About this dithering lot.
So I came to a decision,
As to whom my love I'll allot.
Knights and Princes are useless,
I'll never give them a ring.
Knights and Princes are useless,
That's why I went for a King.
Sarah and Jareth – that has such a nice ring!
