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Realtime

Feliciano: DOITSU~~~~~~~!

Ludwig: Vhat?

Feliciano: I'M SORRY I'M LATE!

Ludwig: …

Feliciano: FRATELLO TRIED TO STOP ME

Feliciano: HE SAID YOU SMELL LIKE BEER AND PROSTITUTION

Ludwig: …

Ludwig: Just get over here now please.

Feliciano: DOITSU, ARE U MAD?

Feliciano: DOITSU?

Feliciano: LUDWIG?

Feliciano: ;(


Ludwig: Roderich where did you put the sugar?

Roderich: Shut up slut you know you like it!

Ludwig: Do I even want to know?

Roderich: .

Roderich: Wrong person.

Ludwig: So...

Ludwig: Where did you put the sugar?


Ludwig: Did you take my gun out again?

Ludwig: It's not a toy, you know that.

Gilbert: Yeah well my dick's bigger!

Ludwig: 1. That doesn't answer the question.

Ludwig: 2. No it isn't.

Gilbert: WEST!

Gilbert: That wasn't meant for you.

Gilbert: AND YES IT IS!

Ludwig: If you didn't want to know who was bigger, you shouldn't have gotten out the ruler.

Gilbert: Gtfo I'm busy.


Ludwig: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Elizabeta: I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Ludwig: Are you the one Roderich was texting?

Elizabeta: Sorry Lutz! And I'd rather not answer that…

Ludwig: Do you know where he put the sugar?

Elizabeta: No it isn't, you have a tiny dick.

Ludwig: RODERICH AND GILBERT WOMAN?

Elizabeta: Look, you know about sex, don't give me this.

Ludwig: I want to die.

Elizabeta: And it's next to the flour.


Francis: I heard you want to see me naked…

Ludwig: Why does everyone keep sending me texts meant for someone else?

Francis: …

Francis: Feliciano said you said you wanted to see me naked.

Ludwig: Oh.

Ludwig: I was drunk.

Francis: ;D

Ludwig: I will kill you.


Feliciano: I'M ALMOST THERE DOITSU~!

Ludwig: Did you tell Francis I want to see him naked?

Feliciano: YOU DO

Ludwig: That's not the point

Feliciano: SO SHOULD I NOT HAVE TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES YOU LET ME TOP?

Ludwig: I wish I could kill you.


Kiku: Hello

Ludwig: Kill me

Kiku: I am sorry. One of those days?

Ludwig: Kill me

Kiku: I shall get my sword.


Gilbert: LOOK WEST IT WAS COLD, I AM DEFINITELY BIGGER