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Realtime
Feliciano: DOITSU~~~~~~~!
Ludwig: Vhat?
Feliciano: I'M SORRY I'M LATE!
Ludwig: …
Feliciano: FRATELLO TRIED TO STOP ME
Feliciano: HE SAID YOU SMELL LIKE BEER AND PROSTITUTION
Ludwig: …
Ludwig: Just get over here now please.
Feliciano: DOITSU, ARE U MAD?
Feliciano: DOITSU?
Feliciano: LUDWIG?
Feliciano: ;(
Ludwig: Roderich where did you put the sugar?
Roderich: Shut up slut you know you like it!
Ludwig: Do I even want to know?
Roderich: .
Roderich: Wrong person.
Ludwig: So...
Ludwig: Where did you put the sugar?
Ludwig: Did you take my gun out again?
Ludwig: It's not a toy, you know that.
Gilbert: Yeah well my dick's bigger!
Ludwig: 1. That doesn't answer the question.
Ludwig: 2. No it isn't.
Gilbert: WEST!
Gilbert: That wasn't meant for you.
Gilbert: AND YES IT IS!
Ludwig: If you didn't want to know who was bigger, you shouldn't have gotten out the ruler.
Gilbert: Gtfo I'm busy.
Ludwig: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Elizabeta: I love it when you talk dirty to me.
Ludwig: Are you the one Roderich was texting?
Elizabeta: Sorry Lutz! And I'd rather not answer that…
Ludwig: Do you know where he put the sugar?
Elizabeta: No it isn't, you have a tiny dick.
Ludwig: RODERICH AND GILBERT WOMAN?
Elizabeta: Look, you know about sex, don't give me this.
Ludwig: I want to die.
Elizabeta: And it's next to the flour.
Francis: I heard you want to see me naked…
Ludwig: Why does everyone keep sending me texts meant for someone else?
Francis: …
Francis: Feliciano said you said you wanted to see me naked.
Ludwig: Oh.
Ludwig: I was drunk.
Francis: ;D
Ludwig: I will kill you.
Feliciano: I'M ALMOST THERE DOITSU~!
Ludwig: Did you tell Francis I want to see him naked?
Feliciano: YOU DO
Ludwig: That's not the point
Feliciano: SO SHOULD I NOT HAVE TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES YOU LET ME TOP?
Ludwig: I wish I could kill you.
Kiku: Hello
Ludwig: Kill me
Kiku: I am sorry. One of those days?
Ludwig: Kill me
Kiku: I shall get my sword.
Gilbert: LOOK WEST IT WAS COLD, I AM DEFINITELY BIGGER
