A/N: Scenes that didn't make the final cut in Bird's Eye View! …okay, just me and my friends goofing off when we were creating the characters. Bird's Eye View is a fanfic that I will be posting soon that is The Music Man from the point of view of three sisters and a son. (This will make more sense once the story is posted)
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Megan Kills the Joy
Megan poked Hannah in the stomach with the American flag. "Stop that," Hannah said. Megan did it again. "I said stop!" Again. "Megan, CUT IT OUT!"
Again. "STOP! YOU'RE KILLING THE JOY!"
After a particularly painful jab, Hannah whine/shouted, "I'M TELLING MOM!"
"Mom's dead!"
"Fine! But I'm still telling!"
A random townswoman turned around. "What is going on?"
"She's poking me!"
"Then just walk away." (A/N: This really happened, only it wasn't a random townswoman, it was the girl who played Eulalie. Of course, that's be out of character for Eulalie, so it's just a woman.)
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Fangirls!
"Friends, may I have your attention please? Attention please!"
"Who's that?" Someone whispered.
Megan and Hannah turned to them and harshly whispered, "Silence! He speaks!"
(A/N: Me and Megan would randomly say this whenever our Harold Hill would talk/sing/dance/move/breathe. It was fun.)
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Making The Family Proud
"Now a woman who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy!"
"That's me, right here!" Megan shouted.
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Shipoopi Reference
"So, let me get this straight," Hannah said. "You're 22 and you have a child."
"Yes indeed," said Megan. "And I have to get a new bed, there are so many notches!"
"Oh, great, you've been kissing on the first date again!"
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Ginger Couple
Emma danced with her partner, having the time of her life while her too older sisters looked on fondly until Megan suddenly burst out laughing and pointed to said partner, who happened to also have red hair.
"Ginger couple!"
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Iowa Fail
Everyone in town marched out for an impromptu song, because that's what it's like to live your entire life in a musical. For some reason, Hannah was on the opposite side of "town" from her family and had to go join them. However, Emma was standing in her place and Megan was way off to the side.
"What are you doing?"
"Window!" Megan proclaimed.
"I'm just standing where I normally do," Emma said.
However, this screwed everything up and when they finally walked away, Hannah had only one comment. "We just had family unit fail." (A/N: True story!)
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Insiders
Nobody in all of River City could understand why, whenever Hannah and Olin Britt passed each other, they would say, "Blenders!" then move on. They each said that they couldn't explain an inside joke.
A/N: That's all for now. Some of these were probably not funny to you people, but they were funny when they happened. If I think of more, I'll add them, but I'll mark this as complete.
