The best ending to Fallout 3


This is based on my personal opinion, and I changed "James" to "Liam Nesson". Makes a bit more sense if you've seen his 90's movies.


Liberty Prime doesn't get his upgrades at the end due to Dr. Li being a bitch. With no other alternative, the Brotherhood of Steel has to go back to its original idea: Riding the mighty deathclaws! Fighting their way to Project Purity, you pick up all of your followers. When you all reach the energy barrier where Prime had to absorb the energy, the Brotherhood just aims all of its laser weapons at the barrier and fires. The energy gate goes down, and everybody continues to Project Purity.

Getting inside Project Purity, you find Liam Neeson working there as a ghoul. As you begin talking to him, he starts rambling on about the water's "midichlorian count" or something.

Entering the Project's Rotunda, you meet Colonel Autumn and his bodyguards, not to forget his cousins Sargent Summer, Commander Winters, and Specialist Spring. You have many ways to deal with the Colonel and his entourage, such as convincing him to commit suicide, convincing him to just walk away, or engaging him in a special animation where you shoot him twice in the chest, spin him around to use as a human shield, pull out his pistol and shoot all his cousins and both bodyguards, then slowly cut off his head with a dull kitchen knife. You could also fight him regularly, you know, if you've got somewhere to go.

After dealing with Colonel Autumn, you still need to activate the purifier. Liam Neeson decides to do it, because ghouls are healed by radiation, saying that he will "employ jews here" after the purifier gets activated. Entering 2-1-6 and pressing enter, the purifier is activated and your character lives even if you don't have Broken Steel installed. Now you get to play forever with Liam Neeson, who talks about getting a new face.

The End