Mein gott, I wanted to write something funny like this, and so I did. Enjoy!

Warning: Yaoi (boyxboy) + Humour, which is never good for our two boys

Disclaimer: I don't own XxxHolic (Dang)

Treat

Doumeki could only take so much. He was very patient most of the time, but this, this was just torture.

The crunch that followed the disappearance of brown chocolate behind soft, pink lips almost made him groan in displeasure.

"What is that?"

Blue eyes turned upwards to stare questioningly at him.

Doumeki knew he was taunting him. There was just no way Watanuki was that innocent. He should know Doumeki by now, right? …Right?

"What's what?"

Doumeki could've killed the bespectacled boy right then and there.

"That," he repeated, pointing to the remaining stick of chocolate.

Understanding and irritation lit Watanuki's eyes.

"Yuuko received some American sweets as payment from Syaoran's group. She gave me some for all my hard work (finally)," he answered, biting half of the second stick. Watanuki seemed to take Doumeki's blatant stare at his treat as a need for more of an explanation. "It's called 'Kit Kat'."

"There's two."

"Well…there was, but yeah? So what?"

And Doumeki just had to. It was calling him, for goodness sake!

Leaning forward, he took the remaining piece of chocolate from Watanuki's fingers, his tongue innocently sweeping away the melted sweet from the tips.

Oh god, that was delicious. That was just…And then Doumeki spotted it—a stray bit just on the corner of a sinuous mouth, and before he could even think, his mouth was already there, licking the mouth-watering goodness onto his tongue.

Forgetting just who he had currently licked, he looked up to see Watanuki's face a cute shade of red before realizing that the countdown had already started. 2…1…

"DOUMEKI!"

Sadly, Doumeki was not fast enough, and his ears were brutally tortured. He then lost his hearing in his left ear.

It could not be returned, even if wished by Yuuko.

Watanuki, ensnared in guilt, ended up buying the poor archer enough Kit Kats to last a week (it was all he could afford, seeing as how Yuuko hardly paid him).

Doumeki thought it was definitely worth it.

Almost.

At least he had the delectable chocolate…and a willing Watanuki to feed them to him (insert Yuuko's laughter here).

Owari.

What…Just what the hell did I write? I had thought of this idea when I had stolen a Kit Kat from my mother's jar of chocolates. Yum. And I said to myself, "Hey, there's two…! That means Nuki could share with Meki (even though he won't want to, so I'll just force him to!)!" Yeah…So….