Enjoy. Collaboration between both users of this name. Don't hate me, I just have a burning hatred for Hello Kitty.

Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Dragon Ball Z, if I did, I would be rich, and wouldn't be on this stupid website. I've also only seen a few episodes of DBZ and a lot were Japanese, so excuse me if I use some shit wrong. Same thing with Hello Kitty and other characters.

Kitty Saiyan

It started in 1500 B.C., when something happened that wasn't supposed to. A monkey made sweet love to a saber tooth tiger. But this wasn't any monkey, it was Gohan's great (x40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) Grandfather. This sparked all new DNA problems and mysteries, creating a long line of cats that were "special", but this cat was different. This cat was Hello Kitty. That's right, Hello Kitty, the extremely happy and obnoxiously annoying ball of fur was the only force strong enough to defeat Goku. She a murderous weapon of mass desolation and havoc.

She realized her great power when Prissy Kitty, her stunt double brought her the wrong latte and she spirit bombed her through several buildings. At first she found this hard to believe and denied the whole incident, convincing herself it was only a dream. However, she did wonder about Prissy's recent disappearance, though she had no objections to making her younger sister her slave… I mean assistant. This added stress did take effect on her though, especially when she kamehamehaed an unexpecting My Melody, then flew through the ceiling of the studio where they were filming her show, "Hello Kitty". Only then did she realize her true power and potential. She was ready to conquer and control the world destroying anyone that stood in her path, but she'd have to learn to harness this strength, she needed a mentor.

"So lemme get this straight, you want me, Goku, the strongest saiyan to live, and die, to help you; Hello Kitty, harness your power, and take over the world??

"Ahmm, yes please"

"But you're…"

"A cute kitty, I know, but I…"

"No, not that, you're a girl." And with that, Goku broke out into laughter, slapping his knee a few times. Hello Kitty tried to say something, but he kept laughing, which angered Hello Kitty.

"It's on…" Hello Kitty gritted her teeth and then launched into Goku full throttle, sending the both of them through the walls of Goku's house.

"OW, YOU BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Goku grabbed the Kitty and punched her in the face as hard as he could. He blackened her eye and busted her lip, but it wasn't enough.

Hello Kitty retaliated with any energy ball to the stomach, this knocked Goku back a few feet, and so Hello Kitty sprung into action. This cued the fast action fighting.

Left, left, right, uppercut, kick, left hook, right hook, aerial left right confusion deception punch. Goku sent Hello Kitty flying a few feet back. It was hard to hit her though, she was tiny, hard to hit, fast, and strong.

Hello Kitty was about to charge again, but instead, decided to be smart. She pulled out 9 millimeter pistol and unloaded the magazine in Goku's face. Goku's faceless body plummeted to earth and splattered on the ground. Thus, Goku was defeated by Hello Kitty.

Poor little Gohan witnessed the whole thing, and from that day forth, he vowed revenge on Hello Kitty.

To Be Continued