A God Damn One-Shot by LanzaDeChu
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"So Sasuke, umm…" a certain curved blonde said
"Hn?" Sasuke said twitching one hapless eye.
"I-I'm tired, can I sleep over tonight?" The blonde said grinning
"No, well…maybe" Sasuke said blushing profusely
"I think Sakura is in utter shock right now" Implied the blonde
"Yeah she is, so what?" Sasuke said in a pissed tone.
"Let's sit down, so she can stop staring at us no?" replied the blonde
"Since when did you become so formal?" Sasuke smirked
"Since now" The blonde said smirking right back
"Right…well not to be a pervert ahem! But your skirt is coming up inch by inch" Sasuke said looking at it as it moved on its own
"Sex is overrated no?" replied the said blonde leaning over to him as they settled down to sit.
"It seems our Sakura is no where to be seen yes?" Sasuke said slowly pulling down the orange tank top on the blonde
"Oh Sasuke you're such a pervert, and I like it!" Said the blonde removing her right strap oh so slowly
"This is taking too long, besides you can't stop a horny Uchiha…" Sasuke said leaning ever so close to her lips.
"I never tasted a man before" She said leaning closer to him, as the strap found its way down her arm.
"You are a man…Naruto, so you never tasted yourself…" Sasuke said closing in on the kill.
"Oh…you found out a while ago no?" Naruto said unbuttoning her skirt to reveal…her slender legs and orange fox printed panties.
"Lets get the chit chat out of the way, I like you when your clueless anyway…Naruto" Sasuke said licking her lips and kissing her, grabbing her, and lying on top of her.
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A/N: This is my favorite story I've written…I'll make one shots from now on. Chao!
