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SongFic - Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects


" Draco , I'm going to tell them" said Hermione Granger as she made her way out of the dungeons with one Draco Malfoy.

"Why would you tell them?" Asked a confused malfoy.

" Because we are together and they deserve to know. They are my friends" she said.

" we aren't together silly naive Granger, your just my nightly fuck" replied a indifferent Malfoy.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy were announced head boy and girl at the start of the year, and were told to get along to help promote house unity and set good examples, now 4 months into the year the 2 heads of houses both had a secret, one wanted to tell the other didn't.

" I thought you liked me" Hermione said in a uncertain voice.

" Psssshhhh, What gave you that idea Granger." Malfoy looked at her as if she just grew another head.

"But....I ...You ... Omg! I should have known that you were lieing, well you'll regret this Malfoy, That I promise you." replied Hermione as she set of determinedly to visit Dumbledor.

3 week later

Hermione stood in front of the great hall with Seamus, Harry , Ron and Ginny behind her.

Hermione was behind a mike, Ginny and Ron behind a guitar, Seamus behind drums and Harry behind a mike further back.

Hermione took the mike and said " I would like to thank Professor Dumbledore for allowing this, and I would like to dedicate this song to the head boy. Well Mr. Malfoy. I'M NO DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.!"

With that said Ginny and Ron started plaing, Seamus joined and them Hermione started to sing.

Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

When Hermione sang the hall burst into murmurs.

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

Hermione pointed to Malfoy as she sang the next part of the song.

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret) -
Harry
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) -
Harry
My dirty little secret

The look on Dracos face was worth all the work that went into this. Hermione thought as she sang and pointed she carried on with the song.

Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Harry
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) -
Harry
My dirty little secret
Harry

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret) -

Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside) -

Draco look like a deer caught in headlights as Hermione sang this song.

Those thoughts I can't deny (deny) - harry
These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't lie) -
Harry
And all I've tried to hide
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out
Harry
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret) -
Harry

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret) -
Harry
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) -
Harry
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)-

Who has to know
Who has to know

" Malfoy I told you I wont be your dirty little secret. If I have to know so does everyone else. Ladies and Gentlemen, I slept with Draco Malfoy and it was terrible."

With that Hermione ignored everyone as she walked past, feeling happy that she got her revenge and that she knows she's no ones dirty little secret.