"Hello?
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Is that the - "PTC"?
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My name is Professor Severus Snape. Who are you?
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What do you mean 'not supposed to tell'?
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Oh. Well... yes, I see. Anyway, I have got a problem and I would appreciate if you could give me some advice, I... What do you mean that's your job?
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'PSYCHOlOGICAL TELEPHONE COUNSELLING'?!? oooh. Hmpf. Oh, I see! ... Wait till I get you, Minerva, you- What? No, I am not aggressive! What gives you that idea? I merely... I lost a bet.
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No.
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No.
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No, my problem is that I need to talk to you for exactly half an hour. Do you mind?
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I am not joking. If I don't, I will have to invite her for dinner, which is decidedly worse. So... can we just talk about the things you usually discuss with your... er... clients and leave it there?
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Minerva McGonagall.
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No, I won't.
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Aren't you going to ask me questions or anything? What is this nonsense? There's nothing wrong with my life!
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Well... she might thing there is, but... she's wrong!
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I am teaching. At Hogwarts.
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YEs, a boarding school. And a damn good one, too.
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What do you mean 'irascible'? ... Excuse me??? You are talking to a grown-up person here.
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Yes, that's right. I used to attend Hogwarts myself. Some twenty years ago. Why?
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Uh.
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Hm.
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What good will it do if I tell you about it?
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Are you sure you possess the appropriate qualifications for this job? Is this your area of expertise?
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It is MOST CERTAINLY my business whether you can give a professional statement on my innter thoughts or not. I am the one who will have to cope with you for another... twenty-five minutes.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Ridiculous!
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I do not have to do this, you know. Come to think of it - it is just dinner, after all...
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Yes.
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Yes, but thank you anyway for your... er... support.
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Bye then.
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Is that the - "PTC"?
...
My name is Professor Severus Snape. Who are you?
...
What do you mean 'not supposed to tell'?
...
...
Oh. Well... yes, I see. Anyway, I have got a problem and I would appreciate if you could give me some advice, I... What do you mean that's your job?
...
...
'PSYCHOlOGICAL TELEPHONE COUNSELLING'?!? oooh. Hmpf. Oh, I see! ... Wait till I get you, Minerva, you- What? No, I am not aggressive! What gives you that idea? I merely... I lost a bet.
...
No.
...
No.
...
No, my problem is that I need to talk to you for exactly half an hour. Do you mind?
...
I am not joking. If I don't, I will have to invite her for dinner, which is decidedly worse. So... can we just talk about the things you usually discuss with your... er... clients and leave it there?
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Minerva McGonagall.
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No, I won't.
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Aren't you going to ask me questions or anything? What is this nonsense? There's nothing wrong with my life!
...
Well... she might thing there is, but... she's wrong!
...
...
I am teaching. At Hogwarts.
...
YEs, a boarding school. And a damn good one, too.
...
What do you mean 'irascible'? ... Excuse me??? You are talking to a grown-up person here.
...
...
Yes, that's right. I used to attend Hogwarts myself. Some twenty years ago. Why?
...
...
Uh.
...
...
Hm.
...
...
What good will it do if I tell you about it?
...
...
Are you sure you possess the appropriate qualifications for this job? Is this your area of expertise?
...
It is MOST CERTAINLY my business whether you can give a professional statement on my innter thoughts or not. I am the one who will have to cope with you for another... twenty-five minutes.
...
...
What is that supposed to mean?
...
...
Ridiculous!
...
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I do not have to do this, you know. Come to think of it - it is just dinner, after all...
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Yes.
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Yes, but thank you anyway for your... er... support.
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Bye then.
