so i'm kind of bored and i want to do something short and easy but entertaining, so here you go! may be continued if you guys want me to.
Stage 0: Distractions
pokemonmaster97: did u kno that ur actually the biggest idiot to ever live
shinji001: Says the one who has the spelling skills of a preschooler.
pokemonmaster97: its called internet chatting u tightass
shinji001: ...
pokemonmaster97: alrite anyway pauly-boy, listen up
shinji001: I forbid you from calling me that.
pokemonmaster97: or else what, pauly-boy? ;-)
shinji001: I have so much against you that I don't know where to begin. How about that incident with Redhead?
pokemonmaster97: OK OK YOU WIN GEEZ :'(
shinji001: ...
pokemonmaster97: anyway mr amazing conversationalist, i was gonna talk to u abt dawn
shinji001: ...What about the annoying girl?
pokemonmaster97: oh come on u like her just ask her out already
shinji001: I have no idea what idiot you heard that from, but if you find out, tell me, I'll pulverize them along with you.
pokemonmaster97: c'monnnn loosen up im just tryna help out a PAL, no?
shinji001: ...I really don't know why I waste time talking to you. Speaking of which, I've got training to catch up on.
shinji001 has left.
pokemonmaster97: WHY DOES EVERY1 LEAVE ME
pokemonmaster97: i need new friends
waterflower97 has logged on.
beautyfly has logged on.
pokemonmaster97: OMG YES YOU'RE HERE, save me!
waterflower97: you really are quite pathetic, you know that?
pokemonmaster97: plz, u kno u only logged on 4 me
beautyfly: can we save the bedroom talk 4 later, we've got more important matters at hand
waterflower97: THAT WAS NOT BEDROOM TALK AND I SWEAR IF I HEAR YOU SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL HYPERBEAM YOUR ASS INTO MEW KNOWS WHERE
pokemonmaster97: good job may look wat u did
beautyfly: =( sorrrryyy!
waterflower97: BOTH OF YOU HOLD IT I'M NOT DONE
beautyfly: omg i just wanted to talk about dawn alright!
waterflower97: ...i'll let it slide this time.
roseforte has logged on.
pokemonmaster97: oh look its drew
waterflower97: ew may please don't add him!
beautyfly: ...
pokemonmaster97: youre gonna add him rnt you
beautyfly: well if you insist
roseforte has joined the room.
waterflower97: i hate you.
roseforte: Wow, and i just joined too, that must be a record.
waterflower97: i meant may. although i guess it could've easily been you as well. yes, i'll settle for both.
beautyfly: ugh, back to me! anyway so i'm pretty sure dawn likes paul at this point
waterflower97: ew
pokemonmaster97: i agree w/misty idk what she sees in that ice cube
roseforte: ...Ice cube? Really ash, that's the best you could come up with?
beautyfly: ANYWAY
beautyfly: you guys are gonna have to convince paul to make a move because she says she isn't going to do anything she won't even admit she likes him in the first place geez
pokemonmaster97: ikr! paul wont admit it either. but they actually hang out sometimes when we're around, plus she's paul's only female friend lol the loser
waterflower97: you really shouldn't be talking, ash.
roseforte: Well, i'll see if i can talk some sense into him. It'll be hard though. He's just so...
beautyfly: emo?
waterflower97: depressed?
pokemonmaster97: ice-cubey?
roseforte: Yes, thank you all for your input. Smh. Anyways may, meet up with me for a sec. Its a surprise.
beautyfly: wait what?
roseforte has left.
beautyfly: ok fine
beautyfly has left.
waterflower97: ...oh god i'm alone with you goodbye
waterflower97 has left.
pokemonmaster97: what? where'd you all go anyway to drew's house?
pokemonmaster97: helllooo? what r you 2 even doing there? i want in, too!
pokemonmaster97: ...alright fine im coming, dont say i didnt say anythin!
&.
pokemonmaster97 has signed on.
beautyfly has signed on.
roseforte has signed on.
pokemonmaster97: OH MY FRICK, WHY I ASK YOU, WHY?
beautyfly: no one invited you, ash!
pokemonmaster97: my innocence...
roseforte: What innocence?
pokemonmaster97: gone
beautyfly: oh cool it, honestly you barged in on us, what do you want from us?
pokemonmaster97: idk maybe a warning! like "yo ash u might wanna leave us alone for a while we're just over here gettin down and dirty"
beautyfly: OK EW WE WERE NOWHERE NEAR THAT STAGE SHUT UP
pokemonmaster97: that's what it seemed like! AGH...MY VIRGIN EYES
roseforte: Virgin?
pokemonmaster97: YES DREW SORRY WE'RE NOT ALL A MANSLUT LIKE YOU
roseforte: Yeah, you should be, mr virgin.
beautyfly: ...there are no words, only emoticons
pokemonmaster97: you mean like this? X-P
beautyfly: ...
pokemonmaster97: get it! it's like...a disgusted face...u kno...
waterflower97 has signed in.
waterflower97: what are you guys doing online without me?
waterflower97: ...oh, oh my god, what were you guys even talking about?
waterflower97: EW MAY
beautyfly: it's his fault for coming over here!
roseforte: And that, it is
waterflower97: STILL, that's disgusting
pokemonmaster97: see! misty understands me!
beautyfly: youre just making a big deal over it
pokemonmaster97: wat do u mean! ur like my best friend! idk, imaging me doing something like that w/misty!
waterflower97: EXCUSE ME?
roseforte: Wow, ash. THAT wasn't obvious, not even a little
pokemonmaster97: omg not that i wud ever do tht w/HER
waterflower97: WHAT?
beautyfly: ouch...ash thats even worse
roseforte: It's fun to see him dig himself deeper
waterflower97: am i just SOOO ugly you can't stand to see yourself w/me?
pokemonmaster97: well no it's not like tht
waterflower97: oh I THINK IT IS
beautyfly: OK GUYS LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS! this is like...the millionth time we've gotten off track. MISSION DP: GET THEM TO ADMIT IT. can u AT LEAST do that?
waterflower97: ...fine
pokemonmaster97: alright, ill b back later food break :D
waterflower97: ...isnt that like your fifth one today?
beautyfly: your point? theres always time for food!
pokemonmaster97: *internet fistbump w/may*
pokemonmaster97 has left.
beautyfly has left.
waterflower97: ...they are such pigs.
roseforte: That's already a well known fact. Anyway, see if you can get Dawn to get on, ill try to get something out of paul
waterflower97: hah, good luck with that.
roseforte has left.
waterflower97: ...aaaand i'm alone
pokemonmaster97 has signed in.
pokemonmaster97: WELCOME TO MY WORLD
pokemonmaster97 has left.
waterflower97: ...ok, so that was really creepy
waterflower97: and we've wasted an entire day arguing and have gotten dawn and paul nowhere
waterflower97: i really do need new friends
