so i'm kind of bored and i want to do something short and easy but entertaining, so here you go! may be continued if you guys want me to.


Stage 0: Distractions


pokemonmaster97: did u kno that ur actually the biggest idiot to ever live

shinji001: Says the one who has the spelling skills of a preschooler.

pokemonmaster97: its called internet chatting u tightass

shinji001: ...

pokemonmaster97: alrite anyway pauly-boy, listen up

shinji001: I forbid you from calling me that.

pokemonmaster97: or else what, pauly-boy? ;-)

shinji001: I have so much against you that I don't know where to begin. How about that incident with Redhead?

pokemonmaster97: OK OK YOU WIN GEEZ :'(

shinji001: ...

pokemonmaster97: anyway mr amazing conversationalist, i was gonna talk to u abt dawn

shinji001: ...What about the annoying girl?

pokemonmaster97: oh come on u like her just ask her out already

shinji001: I have no idea what idiot you heard that from, but if you find out, tell me, I'll pulverize them along with you.

pokemonmaster97: c'monnnn loosen up im just tryna help out a PAL, no?

shinji001: ...I really don't know why I waste time talking to you. Speaking of which, I've got training to catch up on.

shinji001 has left.

pokemonmaster97: WHY DOES EVERY1 LEAVE ME

pokemonmaster97: i need new friends

waterflower97 has logged on.

beautyfly has logged on.

pokemonmaster97: OMG YES YOU'RE HERE, save me!

waterflower97: you really are quite pathetic, you know that?

pokemonmaster97: plz, u kno u only logged on 4 me

beautyfly: can we save the bedroom talk 4 later, we've got more important matters at hand

waterflower97: THAT WAS NOT BEDROOM TALK AND I SWEAR IF I HEAR YOU SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL HYPERBEAM YOUR ASS INTO MEW KNOWS WHERE

pokemonmaster97: good job may look wat u did

beautyfly: =( sorrrryyy!

waterflower97: BOTH OF YOU HOLD IT I'M NOT DONE

beautyfly: omg i just wanted to talk about dawn alright!

waterflower97: ...i'll let it slide this time.

roseforte has logged on.

pokemonmaster97: oh look its drew

waterflower97: ew may please don't add him!

beautyfly: ...

pokemonmaster97: youre gonna add him rnt you

beautyfly: well if you insist

roseforte has joined the room.

waterflower97: i hate you.

roseforte: Wow, and i just joined too, that must be a record.

waterflower97: i meant may. although i guess it could've easily been you as well. yes, i'll settle for both.

beautyfly: ugh, back to me! anyway so i'm pretty sure dawn likes paul at this point

waterflower97: ew

pokemonmaster97: i agree w/misty idk what she sees in that ice cube

roseforte: ...Ice cube? Really ash, that's the best you could come up with?

beautyfly: ANYWAY

beautyfly: you guys are gonna have to convince paul to make a move because she says she isn't going to do anything she won't even admit she likes him in the first place geez

pokemonmaster97: ikr! paul wont admit it either. but they actually hang out sometimes when we're around, plus she's paul's only female friend lol the loser

waterflower97: you really shouldn't be talking, ash.

roseforte: Well, i'll see if i can talk some sense into him. It'll be hard though. He's just so...

beautyfly: emo?

waterflower97: depressed?

pokemonmaster97: ice-cubey?

roseforte: Yes, thank you all for your input. Smh. Anyways may, meet up with me for a sec. Its a surprise.

beautyfly: wait what?

roseforte has left.

beautyfly: ok fine

beautyfly has left.

waterflower97: ...oh god i'm alone with you goodbye

waterflower97 has left.

pokemonmaster97: what? where'd you all go anyway to drew's house?

pokemonmaster97: helllooo? what r you 2 even doing there? i want in, too!

pokemonmaster97: ...alright fine im coming, dont say i didnt say anythin!

&.

pokemonmaster97 has signed on.

beautyfly has signed on.

roseforte has signed on.

pokemonmaster97: OH MY FRICK, WHY I ASK YOU, WHY?

beautyfly: no one invited you, ash!

pokemonmaster97: my innocence...

roseforte: What innocence?

pokemonmaster97: gone

beautyfly: oh cool it, honestly you barged in on us, what do you want from us?

pokemonmaster97: idk maybe a warning! like "yo ash u might wanna leave us alone for a while we're just over here gettin down and dirty"

beautyfly: OK EW WE WERE NOWHERE NEAR THAT STAGE SHUT UP

pokemonmaster97: that's what it seemed like! AGH...MY VIRGIN EYES

roseforte: Virgin?

pokemonmaster97: YES DREW SORRY WE'RE NOT ALL A MANSLUT LIKE YOU

roseforte: Yeah, you should be, mr virgin.

beautyfly: ...there are no words, only emoticons

pokemonmaster97: you mean like this? X-P

beautyfly: ...

pokemonmaster97: get it! it's like...a disgusted face...u kno...

waterflower97 has signed in.

waterflower97: what are you guys doing online without me?

waterflower97: ...oh, oh my god, what were you guys even talking about?

waterflower97: EW MAY

beautyfly: it's his fault for coming over here!

roseforte: And that, it is

waterflower97: STILL, that's disgusting

pokemonmaster97: see! misty understands me!

beautyfly: youre just making a big deal over it

pokemonmaster97: wat do u mean! ur like my best friend! idk, imaging me doing something like that w/misty!

waterflower97: EXCUSE ME?

roseforte: Wow, ash. THAT wasn't obvious, not even a little

pokemonmaster97: omg not that i wud ever do tht w/HER

waterflower97: WHAT?

beautyfly: ouch...ash thats even worse

roseforte: It's fun to see him dig himself deeper

waterflower97: am i just SOOO ugly you can't stand to see yourself w/me?

pokemonmaster97: well no it's not like tht

waterflower97: oh I THINK IT IS

beautyfly: OK GUYS LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS! this is like...the millionth time we've gotten off track. MISSION DP: GET THEM TO ADMIT IT. can u AT LEAST do that?

waterflower97: ...fine

pokemonmaster97: alright, ill b back later food break :D

waterflower97: ...isnt that like your fifth one today?

beautyfly: your point? theres always time for food!

pokemonmaster97: *internet fistbump w/may*

pokemonmaster97 has left.

beautyfly has left.

waterflower97: ...they are such pigs.

roseforte: That's already a well known fact. Anyway, see if you can get Dawn to get on, ill try to get something out of paul

waterflower97: hah, good luck with that.

roseforte has left.

waterflower97: ...aaaand i'm alone

pokemonmaster97 has signed in.

pokemonmaster97: WELCOME TO MY WORLD

pokemonmaster97 has left.

waterflower97: ...ok, so that was really creepy

waterflower97: and we've wasted an entire day arguing and have gotten dawn and paul nowhere

waterflower97: i really do need new friends