AN: Just so u kno, this happened to me this morning in Study Hall XD for the sake of insignificant details, lets pretend Gunter can read english/Japanese. X3
Gunter had been in the library all morning. His Majesty had brought a book back for Gunter, thinking it would suit his tastes. The flowery man seemed to enjoy serious books. Gunter had sat down and opened the book, and hadn't moved a muscle since, with the exception of the occasional flipping of the pages. Horrifying and cruel as it was, it was fascinating. And even if it wasn't, anyone with a heart would feel obligated to read it. It was called, if Gunter had indeed translated properly, "Black Rain." His Majesty had told him it was about a great trajedy that had overcome a large city in the country of his birth, during a great war not long ago. Less than a century! Though Gunter was not familiar with the country itself, having partaken in war himself, he decided to read it a hundred times, to, in a way, pay his respects.
But whoever that pair was, they were making a racket. From all the way on the other side of the library, he could hear it! Finally, he put the book down, exasperated. "How am I to pay my respects with that disrespectful racket?" he whispered angrily to nobody in particular. And finally, he took note of the voices.
"C-Conrad... Aah!"
Gunter's eyes widened. His Majesty and Sir Weller? What were they doing...?
"Your Majesty..." Conrad grunted.
Yuuri gasped. "N-No... Aah!"
"You told me... not to hold back..."
"Y-Yeah, but... Aaah!" Yuuri cried, giving what was either a moan or a groan. (Hey, a rhyme.) Gunter's eyes dilated, and he wobbled a bit, horrified. "Ok, one more time!" he heard the king say. Moments later, he heard more moans. "Conrad!"
That was it. Gunter picked himself up and sprinted to the source of the voices, ready to draw his sword. Finally, arriving at the scene, he unsheathed his sword. "Conrart! You dare violate His Majesty in such a vulgar fashion? You... Wha... What...?" Gunter trailed off.
There at the table sat Yuuri and Conrad, locked in a fierce battle, known only as "arm wrestling."
Oh, and Conrad was winning.
I love my yaoi-addicted mind X3 I gotta *song switches to Arigatou Sekai no Doko ni Itemo* ... gotta... crap wat was ... *too mezmorized by song ta think* .. Thank u, ADD... Meh! If u cant beat em, join em. If u cant join them, become their fangirl.
