It had been a week since the craze had hit the wizarding world. Since those... computers, had arrived.

To find a muggle device so utterly compelling, bewildered every notion in those magical beings. For them to have no item equal in the aspect of superiority left the wizards befuddled. They were spellbound.

These shiny objects, magnificent and glorious in every sense of the world, were the gateway to an entirely new world.

They presented the chance to use websites. Wonderful and awe inspiring websites.

They scoured the internet, discovering Google, Youtube, Fanfiction, Walla, Wikipedia and so many more...

And of course, there was a website called Facebook. By far the bestwebsite of all.

It was the capital of procrastination, the most divine way of time-wasting and the ultimate method of attention seeking. It was extraordinary.

And so the entire wizarding world found themselves helplessly addicted. With no hope of escape.