Alterer: OK, well, this is my first REAL fic. Sorry about the other one, my idiot brother must have "helped" me, so this one will be a lot better. In any case, here is the cast:
Sonic the Hedgehog
Miles "Tails" Prower
Knuckles the Echidna
Amy Rose
Cream the Rabbit
Cosmo
Tikal the Echidna
Shadow the Hedgehog
Espio the Chameleon
Charmy Bee
Vector the Crocodile
Rouge the Bat
Chaos
Cheese
Big
Froggy
Silver
Blaze
NICOLE
Eclipse (OC)
Nox (OC)
Cryo (OC)
Vulcan (OC)
Buzz (OC)
Zap (OC)
Aqua (OC)
Blare (OC)
Petro (OC)
Alloy (OC)
Wisp (OC)
Soren the Monkey (OC)
Naphtali the Ahuizotl (OC)
Eli the Raptor (OC)
Solar the Cheetah (OC)
Mighty the Armadillo
Ray the Flying Squirrel
Ash
May
Max
Misty
Brock
Dawn
Jessie
James
Drew
Kenny
Paul
Gary
Yeah, there's too many OC's…
Shadow: (reads cast) I am not a hedgehog!
Alterer: Yes, you are, live with it
Alterer: (sitting in a white room that can do whatever he wants it to) I am bored. HEY!!
Director: Huh? Wha-
Alterer: When the heck are we going to start?
Director: Whenever you feel like it
Alterer: (grumbling) Well, geez, that would've been nice to know
Alterer gains a look of concentration and activates the room
The room suddenly sprouts two bathrooms, a lot of bedrooms, a zoo room, and various other things
Alterer: (walks up to a white machine that vaguely resembles a video camera) Lesse, um, first we input space-time coordinates, then we power up initiation sequence, fire the electromagnetic ray and…
From the front of the machine a neon colored beam shoots out, causing a large technicolor vortex to appear. After this, the characters mentioned in the above list begin flying out of it, zipping across the room and falling down a chute into another chamber
Sonic: Whoa, how the heck did I get here?
Ash: Same way as us and we have no idea
Sonic: Ooo-kay?
Alterer: (through intercom) Welcome, Sonic and pokemon characters, to the House of Randomness, where only the strangest things happen. For instance, the network chose me as your host
Knuckles: How is that strange?
Alterer: (through intercom) Eh…it might be because I am wheat-dairy-egg-peanut-cashew intolerant. And none of you can eat anything with these ingredients in it
Sonic: What if we don't wanna?
Alterer: (through intercom) -scoffs- I would have thought the famed Blue Blur would have more regard for his sanity. To answer your question, because if you eat it, I eat it. And when I eat it, I get a shorter temper. In short, Bad things happen, like THIS!
A trapdoor opens under Sonic, he falls in another chamber, at the same time, a TV screen begins to show the chamber to the others
Alterer: (through intercom) Welcome, Sonic, to the Torture chamber. Have a nice day!
Panels of wall slide away to reveal high pressure water jets, said jets begins pummeling Sonic with water
Sonic: AAACKCPTH!! OK I GET IT!
Alterer: (through intercom) Very well
Water jets stop and sonic is sucked through a chute back up to the main room
Alterer: (through intercom) Any questions? Good, now on your left are your rooms. Your retinal and fingerprint signatures are already in place. The pool hours are 8am-10pm, unless I say so. Hot tubs can be found to the right of the arcade, an-
Dawn: Why don't you just put the hot tubs by the pool?
Alterer: (through intercom) Because I can. Anyway, if you need anything, just call Weatherby or Prescott. They will be a sort of butler. I expect you all up by 7 am tomorrow, we will be taking a tour of my indoor theme park, Adrenaland. Any attempts to return to your homeworlds will not be tolerated, do not try me as I control this entire facility and you will not succeed. Which reminds me, you may all go to your rooms EXCEPT for Tails, I will need to speak with him.
Everyone except Tails goes to their rooms.
Alterer appears in the turbolift
Alterer: Tails, if I allow you to access a mechanical facility, will you use it first and foremost for developing GFCF replica vittles?
Tails: Uh…Sure! (goes back to his room)
Alterer: Good…good… (turns TV to Prehistoric Park)
Alterer: Well, Network, that went rather well
Network: (monotone) You forgot to do the disclaimer, Alterer
Alterer: Oh, right, Everyone on the cast list who is not marked with (OC) belongs to Sega or Nintendo. And remember, no flames, we need those for the pitchforks and torches XD LOL
And for those of you who don't know, VITTLES means food
