Alterer: OK, well, this is my first REAL fic. Sorry about the other one, my idiot brother must have "helped" me, so this one will be a lot better. In any case, here is the cast:

Sonic the Hedgehog

Miles "Tails" Prower

Knuckles the Echidna

Amy Rose

Cream the Rabbit

Cosmo

Tikal the Echidna

Shadow the Hedgehog

Espio the Chameleon

Charmy Bee

Vector the Crocodile

Rouge the Bat

Chaos

Cheese

Big

Froggy

Silver

Blaze

NICOLE

Eclipse (OC)

Nox (OC)

Cryo (OC)

Vulcan (OC)

Buzz (OC)

Zap (OC)

Aqua (OC)

Blare (OC)

Petro (OC)

Alloy (OC)

Wisp (OC)

Soren the Monkey (OC)

Naphtali the Ahuizotl (OC)

Eli the Raptor (OC)

Solar the Cheetah (OC)

Mighty the Armadillo

Ray the Flying Squirrel

Ash

May

Max

Misty

Brock

Dawn

Jessie

James

Drew

Kenny

Paul

Gary

Yeah, there's too many OC's…

Shadow: (reads cast) I am not a hedgehog!

Alterer: Yes, you are, live with it

Alterer: (sitting in a white room that can do whatever he wants it to) I am bored. HEY!!

Director: Huh? Wha-

Alterer: When the heck are we going to start?

Director: Whenever you feel like it

Alterer: (grumbling) Well, geez, that would've been nice to know

Alterer gains a look of concentration and activates the room

The room suddenly sprouts two bathrooms, a lot of bedrooms, a zoo room, and various other things

Alterer: (walks up to a white machine that vaguely resembles a video camera) Lesse, um, first we input space-time coordinates, then we power up initiation sequence, fire the electromagnetic ray and…

From the front of the machine a neon colored beam shoots out, causing a large technicolor vortex to appear. After this, the characters mentioned in the above list begin flying out of it, zipping across the room and falling down a chute into another chamber

Sonic: Whoa, how the heck did I get here?

Ash: Same way as us and we have no idea

Sonic: Ooo-kay?

Alterer: (through intercom) Welcome, Sonic and pokemon characters, to the House of Randomness, where only the strangest things happen. For instance, the network chose me as your host

Knuckles: How is that strange?

Alterer: (through intercom) Eh…it might be because I am wheat-dairy-egg-peanut-cashew intolerant. And none of you can eat anything with these ingredients in it

Sonic: What if we don't wanna?

Alterer: (through intercom) -scoffs- I would have thought the famed Blue Blur would have more regard for his sanity. To answer your question, because if you eat it, I eat it. And when I eat it, I get a shorter temper. In short, Bad things happen, like THIS!

A trapdoor opens under Sonic, he falls in another chamber, at the same time, a TV screen begins to show the chamber to the others

Alterer: (through intercom) Welcome, Sonic, to the Torture chamber. Have a nice day!

Panels of wall slide away to reveal high pressure water jets, said jets begins pummeling Sonic with water

Sonic: AAACKCPTH!! OK I GET IT!

Alterer: (through intercom) Very well

Water jets stop and sonic is sucked through a chute back up to the main room

Alterer: (through intercom) Any questions? Good, now on your left are your rooms. Your retinal and fingerprint signatures are already in place. The pool hours are 8am-10pm, unless I say so. Hot tubs can be found to the right of the arcade, an-

Dawn: Why don't you just put the hot tubs by the pool?

Alterer: (through intercom) Because I can. Anyway, if you need anything, just call Weatherby or Prescott. They will be a sort of butler. I expect you all up by 7 am tomorrow, we will be taking a tour of my indoor theme park, Adrenaland. Any attempts to return to your homeworlds will not be tolerated, do not try me as I control this entire facility and you will not succeed. Which reminds me, you may all go to your rooms EXCEPT for Tails, I will need to speak with him.

Everyone except Tails goes to their rooms.

Alterer appears in the turbolift

Alterer: Tails, if I allow you to access a mechanical facility, will you use it first and foremost for developing GFCF replica vittles?

Tails: Uh…Sure! (goes back to his room)

Alterer: Good…good… (turns TV to Prehistoric Park)

Alterer: Well, Network, that went rather well

Network: (monotone) You forgot to do the disclaimer, Alterer

Alterer: Oh, right, Everyone on the cast list who is not marked with (OC) belongs to Sega or Nintendo. And remember, no flames, we need those for the pitchforks and torches XD LOL

And for those of you who don't know, VITTLES means food